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zaratoga @zaratoga.bsky.social · 14h
God. I would devour that cake. #hotass #underwear
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/09/2026
New Study Shows That Bones Are Incredibly Cool
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/09/2026
JD Vance Booed  By Own Reflection  In Mirror theonion.com/jd-vance-booed-by-own-…
JD Vance Booed  By Own Reflection  In Mirror
Image Calls VP ‘Loser’ Right To His Face
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KAMALA NATION @kamalanation.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Today's jam is dedicated to Milo and those gullible farmers who regret voting for Mango Mussolini :
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/09/2026
Dark Horse Emerges In Competition For Most Insane Coworker theonion.com/dark-horse-emerges-in-…
Dark Horse Emerges In Competition For Most Insane Coworker
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Mourning NAVALNY😢 @jan-readsalot.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Gwyllm Llwydd @gwyllm.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I am trying to figure out who they are talking about here...
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武政 諒 Ryo Takemasa @ryotakemasa.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
White Wagtail (2017) Available as art print: www.inprnt.com/gallery/ryot...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/07/2026
Kash Patel Calls For Public’s Help Using Computer theonion.com/kash-patel-calls-for-p…
Kash Patel Calls For Public’s Help Using Computer
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John Fugelsang @johnfugelsang.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I look like that?
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Charlie Angus @charlieangus104.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
From the man who brought public medicine to Canada. We hear you Tommy and the work goes on.
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
here's today's post: "still no sign of life from Glitch McConnell, but Republicans are going full Weekend at Mitch’s" — and Donny shits the bed at NATO. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —
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still no sign of life from Glitch McConnell, but Republicans are going full Weekend at Mitch’s
and Donny shits the bed at NATO
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The Onion @theonion.com · 07/07/2026
Trump Sees Hunter Biden   Smoking Crack On Wing Of Air Force One theonion.com/trump-sees-hunter-bide…
Trump Sees Hunter Biden   Smoking Crack On Wing Of Air Force One
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Bragging about eating lobster tails and rib eyes — both of which are more expensive due to the fuel price spikes from Trump's Iran War (which Nehls didn't vote to stop). He's retiring, but expect this soundbite to serve as a reminder for the midterms that the GOP does not care about affordability.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/07/2026
America: Birth Of A Nation | Official Trailer The Onion's look back on 250 years of American exceptionalism premieres July 3, just as our Founding Fathers predicted.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Trump voters tell us that they want to ban trans athletes because they so sincerely want to "protect girls and women." And yet they voted for a man who routinely insults, manhandles, and rapes girls and women. As usual, their actions are deafening compared to their words.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/07/2026
“We’re getting very close to meeting our objectives as we move toward winding down humanity’s presence on planet Earth,” Trump said during a press conference meant to address concerns over the world’s duration
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Trump Indicates Desire For Speedy End To World
WASHINGTON—Stating that he hoped action in the region would draw to a close in the coming weeks, President Donald Trump made comments Wednesday indicating his desire for a speedy end to the entire wor...
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
after the SCOTUS birthright citizenship ruling, MAGA completely lost its shit. Nosferatu McGoebbels went on TV and shrieked in the same frequency that bats use to echolocate. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I mock the all MAGAverse's tanrtums. link is here: bit.ly/4atEL3L
got that? comparatively speaking, the number of foreigners coming into this country with the specific purpose of dropping a new citizen is a rounding error away from zero.

in other words, ‘birth tourism’ is only a problem if you’re a racist fuckhead.

oh, and speaking of ‘racist fuckhead,’ did you know if you say that three times, Stephen Miller appears on your TV?

don’t believe me? watch this: racist fuckhead racist fuckhead racist fuckhead.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/07/2026
“I voted for Trump because I was sure RFK Jr.’s health policies would put my son and daughter in the dirt on day one, but lately, I’m starting to worry that my kids might make it to adulthood,” said Sandra Murrow
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MAHA Voter Feels Betrayed   By Continued Survival Of Own Children
DAYTON, OH—Expressing disappointment with what she described as unfulfilled campaign promises, local Make America Healthy Again voter Sandra Murrow told reporters Tuesday that she felt betrayed by the...
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 30/06/2026
Wow. What an asshole.
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Adorable ☺️
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武政 諒 Ryo Takemasa @ryotakemasa.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Fishing from a Canoe (2015) Available as art print: www.inprnt.com/gallery/ryot...
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武政 諒 Ryo Takemasa @ryotakemasa.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Lily of the Valley (2020) Available as art print: www.inprnt.com/gallery/ryot...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/04/2026
Man Finally Good Enough At New Hobby To Understand How Bad He Is At It theonion.com/man-finally-good-enoug…
Man Finally Good Enough At New Hobby To Understand How Bad He Is At It
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 18/04/2026
The FBI Director, the DC US Attorney, and the Secretary of Defense walk into a bar. Apparently like every day.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/04/2026
“Nobody was hit harder than the suckers who filled their tanks mere hours before the ceasefire between Israel and Lebanon caused the price of a barrel of crude to plunge 10%,” said Georgetown University economics professor Elizabeth Murphy
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Oil Prices Plummet In Big Fuck-You To Americans Who Got Gas Yesterday
WASHINGTON—In what is being characterized as a massive middle finger to millions of furious motorists, oil prices plummeted Friday, delivering a big fuck-you to all the Americans who gassed up their v...
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Just Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
The FBI guy is on a paranoid bender and won’t leave his room. The War guy quotes bible passages from Pulp Fiction. The Health guy collects raccoon dicks. It’s an Idiocracy on steroids.
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Friday morning calisthenics: 🔊 #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/funny/s/En...
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Art Candee 🍿🥤 @artcandee.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Lauren Boebert made a fool out of herself again. Gropert claimed that Donald Trump sending ICE to the airport in Minneapolis cut wait times to less than 5 minutes. Except ICE wasn’t even there. Dumbest member of Congress.
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武政 諒 Ryo Takemasa @ryotakemasa.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Cherry Blossoms in the Bay (2022) Art Print: www.inprnt.com/gallery/ryot...
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Mother Jones @motherjones.com · 22/03/2026
In “Plainclothes,” director Carmen Emmi examines the toll that constant surveillance takes on the LGBTQ community.
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A New Film Explores the Not-So-Distant History of Gay Cruising Arrests
In "Plainclothes," director Carmen Emmi examines the toll that constant surveillance takes on the LGBTQ community.
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Mythic 🦊 @mythicalredfox.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Thinking about this quote from Persepolis creator Marjane Satrapi again.
Picture of Marjane Satrapi alongside a quote from her. The quote reads:

The world is not divided into countries. The world is not divided between East and West. You are American, I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk together and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you.

And our governments are very much the same...

- Marjane Satrapi, Iranian-French graphic novelist
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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/03/2026
Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead
Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
here's today's post: "congratulations, Republicans — you own this shithole mess" — the price of gas goes fuckity-zoom. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —
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congratulations, Republicans — you own this shithole mess
the price of gas goes fuckity-zoom
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武政 諒 Ryo Takemasa @ryotakemasa.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Bird Perched on a Plum Tree (2021) Art Print: www.inprnt.com/gallery/ryot...
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Eika @noeticchasm.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
I saw this posted on Twitter and think I got to pin it. I've been focusing so much on getting draws perfect from line one and never making mistakes. But I kind of have to do that to get to the good underneath - even asking for help or using tools to help 'make it good' once it exists.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/02/2026
Trump Delivers State Of The Union Death Rattle
Trump Delivers State Of The Union Death Rattle
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 22/02/2026
New Jersey has proposed the F.U.C.K.I.C.E Act. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/21/n...
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John Fugelsang @johnfugelsang.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
If smoke fills a room and you remove the smoke detector, congratulations — you’ve solved the beeping problem. Not the fire. Pls read, subscribe & share: johnfugelsang.substack.com/p/trump-is-a...
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Trump is a Dirty Old Whore, Wearing Too Much Makeup, Willing To Do Anything for a Dollar.
The Clean Air Act Funeral. Imagine cheering for more pollution, while claiming you’re “pro-life.”
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MuscleCuck @cuckbodybuilder.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
British lads hit each other with a chair. Did you know you got to kiss on the lips before you do it? 🇬🇧😘💋🍾🪑
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Pander Underwear 🇵🇸 @pandershirts.com · 06/02/2026
I’m actually in love with him
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武政 諒 Ryo Takemasa @ryotakemasa.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Ice Skating on the Lake (2018) Art Print: www.inprnt.com/gallery/ryot...
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
When anyone from SCTV dies it’s like 30 people have died. Every character they created was as alive as anyone else you’ve ever met.
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AFinRenoFightsBack 🌊2026 🌊 @callyson.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Thanks to @jefftiedrich.bsky.social for this gem: open.substack.com/pub/jefftied...
here’s Sophie Gilbert in The Atlantic.

“Melania shows off her custom-made inauguration gown, stark white with black ribbons overlaying it, a dress that now looks unavoidably like the redacted Epstein files.”

fact check

(photo of Melania in hideous dress)
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/01/2026
Man Unrecognizable After Full 8 Hours Of Sleep theonion.com/man-unrecognizable-aft…
Man Unrecognizable After Full 8 Hours Of Sleep
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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/01/2026
Florida Passes Law Granting Viruses Personhood theonion.com/florida-passes-law-gra…
Florida Passes Law Granting Viruses Personhood
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Avishek ghosh @avishekcolours.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Some will stay with you Size 17 by 13 inch On paper Original sold Digital files and prints available.
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Jaq - Art &c @jaqarts.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Odilon Redon Blue Poppies, 1910
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Jaq - Art &c @jaqarts.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Charles Oppenheimer (1875 - 1961) Early Morning, a Solway Port exhibited 1937
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Ehko @ehkoart.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
#acrylics #perspective #art #abstract #acrylicart #abstractart #blueskyart #artistonbluesky #blueskyartshow
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