Chris Davies @cdavies.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Many thanks to 1stDibs, for understanding my tastes so specifically as to recommend I purchase this beautiful painting. 010
Chris Davies @cdavies.bsky.social · 19/06/2026It's so easy to criticize, rather than make helpful suggestions. Shame on you all. Look, if every true American patriot took just a few gulps of reflecting pool water, we could easily refill the whole thing with what I'm tentatively calling Freedom Piss™ 🦅 170
Chris Davies @cdavies.bsky.social · 06/04/2026This article describes me awkwardly well, but I considered not posting about it because then someone might reply. Yes, yes, I know. I KNOW.theguardian.comI never text back – and it’s ruining my relationshipsExperts weigh in on why some people have an inexplicable barrier to responding – and what they can do about it 050
Chris Davies @cdavies.bsky.social · 28/03/2026The great thing about the internet is you think "oh, I should wash the car today" and then go online to get some recommendations and then fall down several rabbit holes, and an hour later you have no greater insight but all the car-washing time is used up by fruitless research and it's lunchtime. 130
Chris Davies @cdavies.bsky.social · 27/02/2026It gives me zero pleasure to report that my dense rubber extrusions may not be suitable. 210
Chris Davies @cdavies.bsky.social · 25/02/2026Thinking about poured concrete and raw surfacing again. 130
Chris Davies @cdavies.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Thrilled to report that my dense rubber extrusions have shipped. 020
Chris Davies @cdavies.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Just ordered some dense rubber extrusions. I will not be taking questions at this time. 020
Chris Davies @cdavies.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Just heard the news and I'm disgusted. It's truly disgusting. Can't believe it has come to this. Wow. Generally outrageous. 210
Chris Davies @cdavies.bsky.social · 13/02/2026It's fascinating seeing the continuing reaction to people saying "No, we won't vote for Gavin Newsom, he's a terrible pick*" being "Yes, but Gavin Newsom, though, right? 😉" from certain (vocal) quarters. *which is, to be clear, a sentiment I agree with 110
Chris Davies @cdavies.bsky.social · 11/02/2026They closed the airspace above El Paso because the Big Goose was back, but they knew you'd panic if they told you. The public isn't ready to know about the Big Goose. 051
Chris Davies @cdavies.bsky.social · 30/01/2026It is too soon to lose Catherine O'Hara, and I may simply refuse to believe it. 030
Chris Davies @cdavies.bsky.social · 25/01/2026When you're next furious that MN kids are going hungry, well, there's a fund for that; & when you're livid that brave observers may struggle with rent, there's one for that; & when you're heartbroken about pets being left behind when their owners are kidnapped, well, there's a fund for that, too. 410679
Reposted by Chris DaviesDavid Imel @davidimel.com · 25/01/2026www.davidimel.com/newsletter/w...davidimel.comWho is allowed to speak out?You don't need to be an expert when things are this broken. I've always lived under the assumption that I'm wrong. That there is some piece of information I'm missing that won't just make me look stu... 614120
Reposted by Chris DaviesGail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Transphobia is a cancer of the heart and mind. It is a useless fear, based on ignorance and cruelty. Trans people are not responsible for a single one of the problems we face. Do the world a favor and grow the fuck up. 114130984415
Chris Davies @cdavies.bsky.social · 23/01/2026Current mood: Wondering where I could get an outdoor dog house today, and a heated pad, in case the possums want somewhere to hide from the cold. 230
Chris Davies @cdavies.bsky.social · 01/01/2026I strongly believe that there is no billionaire alive who would not fall for the "paint a tunnel on a mountain" trick made popular by a cartoon coyote. 140
Chris Davies @cdavies.bsky.social · 31/12/2025I have a single 2026 resolution and that's to be (a little) more social. Turns out, when you do most of your socializing on work trips and then largely stop traveling, you get pretty insular! Who knew! Anyway, brain kinda fizzled; if I left you on unread in 2025, it was me not you. 6210
Chris Davies @cdavies.bsky.social · 26/12/2025This is not a subtweet but if I come to your house at the holidays and ask if you have a little bit of feta I might have, and you say no but then later I find you in the back pantry gnawing on a big chunk of feta, I'm going to be pretty upset. This is not a subtweet. 150
Chris Davies @cdavies.bsky.social · 25/12/2025Whether you celebrate it or not, a very happy "Christmas email from the CEO of every single company you ever had any interaction with, however long ago or tenuous it was" day, to you and yours 🎄 191
Chris Davies @cdavies.bsky.social · 23/12/2025Still waiting for my Juicero 2025 Wrap, not sure what the hold-up is here. 030
Chris Davies @cdavies.bsky.social · 17/12/2025Just saw a little possum. Thought you might like to see the little possum. 2204
Chris Davies @cdavies.bsky.social · 14/12/2025Spotted a Honda Acty Raccoon tonight. I would like the Honda Acty Raccoon, please. 36014
Chris Davies @cdavies.bsky.social · 07/12/2025I think it may be time to adopt the wardrobe of Harold from "Harold and Maude" 230
Chris Davies @cdavies.bsky.social · 02/12/2025As someone unable not to say "CYBER" in a robot voice whenever he sees the word "cyber" written down, this has been a terribly inefficient week for me. 120
Chris Davies @cdavies.bsky.social · 01/12/2025One moderately heavy snow day, and he's thinking about Kei trucks with plow attachments again 030
Chris Davies @cdavies.bsky.social · 06/11/2025Just realized I forgot to show you all the free 2026 "Treasured Trucks" calendar that the nice people at Ace Hardware gave me the other day. 1162
Chris Davies @cdavies.bsky.social · 05/11/2025Psst. If you woke up feeling positive about yesterday's election results, then remembered things are still terrible and precarious and scary for a whole lot of people right now, donating to a local food bank is a good way to push back on that wave of dismay. 082
Chris Davies @cdavies.bsky.social · 05/11/2025Now we get to see who ignores the "be a genuine, authentic person with tangible beliefs" and "don't throw trans people under the bus" lessons, here, and jumps instead to "make fun videos" because that's easier than legacy Dems changing tired old habits. 191
Chris Davies @cdavies.bsky.social · 05/11/2025Already, six hundred political journalists are in their cars, fanning out to mom & pop diners across the country, to ask people there how terrified they are - on a scale of 1 to 10 - that New York City has a new mayor. 2427
Chris Davies @cdavies.bsky.social · 04/11/2025It's almost reassuring, watching 'Dem Strategists' cling desperately to "We dressed old Chuck-E-Cheese robots in blue ties, and loaded them with 3.5-inch floppy discs of 'we must move to the center' talking points." The same sort of reassurance as feeling your guts gurgle after taking a laxative. 040
Chris Davies @cdavies.bsky.social · 01/11/2025The irony in knowing that - somewhere in the house - you have a new, unopened AirTag, but you can't remember where it is. 150
Chris Davies @cdavies.bsky.social · 29/10/2025I'm no numbers guy, but it sure is fascinating seeing the Big Tech Companies announce their hefty revenues today, shortly after gnashing their teeth and wailing about how redundancies were a sad price to pay because of dwindling revenues. 010
Chris Davies @cdavies.bsky.social · 21/10/2025In an ideal world I'd have the clever words to encourage the strong, capable, intelligent, talented, and ever-promising people around me to not give up hope, but I don't, so I'll just have to hope that they feel the love and support radiating out of me instead. 250
Chris Davies @cdavies.bsky.social · 13/10/2025It's fascinating how quickly your opinion of someone can change drastically. 110
Chris Davies @cdavies.bsky.social · 11/10/2025Shameful that this is so surprising - if not outright shocking - to hear a politician who doesn't simply make vague and easily-deniable comments about trans people needing support, but calls for that support in no uncertain terms. 170
Chris Davies @cdavies.bsky.social · 13/09/2025There is an inherent tension on social media, trying to decide when to unfollow people who have lovely pets but also post their own garbage opinions. 7110
Chris Davies @cdavies.bsky.social · 19/08/2025Look, kids, if a strange man approaches you and tells you he needs your help to build a Dyson Sphere around the solar system, run home and tell your parents. Do NOT get into that van. 4411
Chris Davies @cdavies.bsky.social · 04/08/2025Congratulations, I guess, for sharing your garbage views on the public timeline today? 120
Chris Davies @cdavies.bsky.social · 18/07/2025Please don't accept candy from strangers, though, even if the candy looks real good and they've got a van with puppies in it, and your parents told them to tell you that you were allowed to go play with the puppies. 040
Chris Davies @cdavies.bsky.social · 18/07/2025Just found a hard candy in my pocket. Friday's gonna be okay, people, it's gonna be okay. 160
Reposted by Chris Daviesvictoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 09/07/2025hey y'all! I re-launched my print store with some offerings from 36 Views of Tahoma, you can check it out here: store.vantimevictoria.comstore.vantimevictoria.comVictoria ScottArchival signed prints from Victoria Scott 623869
Chris Davies @cdavies.bsky.social · 04/07/2025There is vanishingly little I can do personally to stop the NYTimes from loving fascists and hating trans people, but they're on my "no clicks" list along with Substack links, and I respectfully suggest that, if you pay for their Wordle games app, you consider cancelling that. 040
Chris Davies @cdavies.bsky.social · 03/07/2025Mindlessly walked into the kitchen instead of the bathroom, so treated my apparent senility to a small piece of cheese while I was there. Wouldn't want to waste the trip. 150
Chris Davies @cdavies.bsky.social · 26/06/2025Eventually they will invent a hard-boiled egg with a touchscreen and then we will have peaked as a species. 100
Chris Davies @cdavies.bsky.social · 25/06/2025I feel like this is good news? But my brain and body are unfamiliar with accepting good news (where is the catch??) so... yay? Is yay premature? 130