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Mr. Fun at Parties

@ccarrel.bsky.social
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Scribbler of words, strummer of chords, long time hominid but friend to creatures large and small, as long as they’re not trying to eat him. Chris' Janky Dystopia thechriscarrel.com.

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Mr. Fun at Parties @ccarrel.bsky.social · 54m
Also, 'manly like a mustang' is like something an AI Crapbot would generate.
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Mr. Fun at Parties @ccarrel.bsky.social · 54m
I wonder if there’s any reputational damage for a religion when cranks are frequently platformed as they cosplay their ideology, grifting and mental health issues as Christianity?
lgbtqnation.com
Anti-LGBTQ+ MAGA influencer tells Fox News he met Jesus, who is "manly... like a mustang" - LGBTQ Nation
"His eyes were burning white and red at the same time.... talk about testosterone!"
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Mr. Fun at Parties @ccarrel.bsky.social · 1h
POV when you run into Larry Niven at a cocktail party
en.wikipedia.org
Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex - Wikipedia
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Mr. Fun at Parties @ccarrel.bsky.social · 2h
The vibes today are… out there on the road, looking for the real America.
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Mr. Fun at Parties @ccarrel.bsky.social · 2h
based on that getup, I'd say he already hates himself, at least a little
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Mr. Fun at Parties @ccarrel.bsky.social · 15h
Yes, it is, but now I have questions about what you thought nursing looked like.
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Comments Outta Context @lackscontext.bsky.social · 16h
#1 Rule:
Do not panic sell.
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Mr. Fun at Parties @ccarrel.bsky.social · 17h
I’m a bit of a controversial thinker. For instance, the kids in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang dumb enough to get nabbed by that horrible looking child catcher probably deserved to be caught. We can’t reward incompetence, even in children.
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Mr. Fun at Parties @ccarrel.bsky.social · 17h
but it's the new SNL UK! It's like the lame old SNL, but with British accents!
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Mr. Fun at Parties @ccarrel.bsky.social · 17h
This just in: I don't have teeth. I just have one single, white tooth. Film at 11.
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Mr. Fun at Parties @ccarrel.bsky.social · 17h
Yep, life is just one thing after another. Until it isn't.
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Mr. Fun at Parties @ccarrel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Remember, time may fly, but the past pedals a bicycle.
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Mr. Fun at Parties @ccarrel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The vibes today are...
Black label, white text: Full Cooked Crispy Danggit
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Comments Outta Context @lackscontext.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This Chris on Chris violence is got to stop
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Mr. Fun at Parties @ccarrel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Boy, are you in pumpkin-spiced luck!
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Mr. Fun at Parties @ccarrel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That first shart of the day really hits hard, don't it?
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Mr. Fun at Parties @ccarrel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I was thinking of weird pairings of directors and films and the first thing that came to mind was: Quentin Tarantino‘s The Last Temptation of Christ. Just visualize that.
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Mr. Fun at Parties @ccarrel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The idea of going to an auditorium to cheer on multimillionaire corporate media figures just absolutely escapes me. A complete lack of moral substance and depth. What passes for the Left in this country is often just a Potemkin village funded by the corporate class.
theguardian.com
MS Now connects ‘blue dots’ at Texas fan event: ‘I always feel hope when I watch them’
Network at receiving end of White House press ban recently chose red state to host fan event as part of broader outreach
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Mr. Fun at Parties @ccarrel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The vibes today are… psychopaths on the cycle path.
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Mr. Fun at Parties @ccarrel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Letters to the Editor cracking the code on how to read comics!
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Mr. Fun at Parties @ccarrel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Look, Flintstones is a classic, but coming in below cartoon reruns, Eric has no juice
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Mr. Fun at Parties @ccarrel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My interior monologue, several times a day: I’m not trapped in here with them. They’re trapped in here with me!
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Mr. Fun at Parties @ccarrel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
FedEx has sent me 10 texts so far this morning telling me my light fixtures are out for delivery. THEY REALLY WANT TO DELIVER THESE TO ME!
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Mr. Fun at Parties @ccarrel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Even Trudy thought it was cool!
Same snail described before, but now with head pulled under shell as a black dog nose is pressed against the shell sniffing it. (Snail was unharmed)
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Mr. Fun at Parties @ccarrel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
These snails are nonnative, but damn, are they fancy. Look at that shell!
Pale green snail on a concrete sidewalk, its tail end pointed left, while its front end stretches to the right side of photo, with its two antenna stalks erect and reading the surrounding environment. It’s shell is somewhat spectacular, golden at its center whorl, fading to a mixture of gold and white as you follow the whorls outward, with a single black stripe dividing the whorls.
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Mr. Fun at Parties @ccarrel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Don't tempt me with a good time!!
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Mr. Fun at Parties @ccarrel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh, no doubt. I've been doing this awhile. I'm very skilled at accepting the lesser of two evils!
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Mr. Fun at Parties @ccarrel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
To give ol' Hillary some credit, that's the least of her long record of terrible behavior.
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Mr. Fun at Parties @ccarrel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Exactly. If they were as good at actual Democratic politics as they are at spam, the country might be in better shape right now.
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Mr. Fun at Parties @ccarrel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Democrat fundraising messages are their own category of stupid, but this one I received from a candidate 2,300 miles and 7 states away from me is beyond caricature.
Will you please please please please pretty please pitch in $1 to Sherrod Brown's campaign
today?
brown4oh. com/l/tbgFTX
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Mr. Fun at Parties @ccarrel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is from the book release party, I believe
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Mr. Fun at Parties @ccarrel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yabba Dabba Do’s and Yabba Dabba Don’t’s: The Fred Flintstone Guide for Prehistoric Gentlemen
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Mr. Fun at Parties @ccarrel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Well, TBF, The Bible is pretty pro-slavery and we've tried the fuck out of that
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Mr. Fun at Parties @ccarrel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The vibes today are… the most important video you watch this year.
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Mr. Fun at Parties @ccarrel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Just think of all the cookies I could bake!
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Mr. Fun at Parties @ccarrel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The only time I saw them in concert, the show was abandoned after a handful of songs when some dude hiding from the police fell through the ceiling of the venue, plunged several stories and seriously injured a number of us in the SRO section. Weird, but true story.
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Mr. Fun at Parties @ccarrel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm listening to The Kinks for the first time in - maybe 20 years, and I've come to the conclusion they were all-time brilliant.
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Mr. Fun at Parties @ccarrel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I love it when people are like, "hey, I ate a vegetable! Recognize me." It’s like, dude, you’re a grown ass man and you just unlocked the achievement of a toddler.
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Mr. Fun at Parties @ccarrel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yikes!
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Mr. Fun at Parties @ccarrel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
...i got to the part about how Idaho would become the 11th state to designate a state gun. Don't know whether I'm surprised its that many, or that few.
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Mr. Fun at Parties @ccarrel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So, an Idaho friend told me about this measure on the fall ballot over there and I thought it was the most ridiculous thing I'd ever heard of (since at least yesterday). Until...
mynorthwest.com
Idaho voters will choose an official state gun from 6 firearms on the November ballot - MyNorthwest.com
Idaho voters will choose an official state gun this November after Gov. Brad Little signed legislation placing a nonbinding advisory question on the ballot.
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Mr. Fun at Parties @ccarrel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
by Hal Jordan.
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Mr. Fun at Parties @ccarrel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I just invented a new holiday I call Fridya and I celebrate it every week on this day. Try not to be jealous.
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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 02/10/2026
Butterbutt. An older comic.
A four-panel comic titled "yellow-rumped warbler poem". In panel 1, a yellow-rumped warbler stands on a branch in a late autumn scene, and says "Fall is here." In panel 2, the warbler watches a brown leaf fall to the ground, and says "Winter's near." In panel 3, the warbler faces the viewer as brown leaves fall, and says "Need some cheer?" In panel 4, the warbler is showing its luminous yellow rump, and cheerfully says "See my rear."
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Mr. Fun at Parties @ccarrel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Look me in the eye when you say that, Donna.
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Mr. Fun at Parties @ccarrel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The vibes today are some clown parked in the van outside the house. He’s been there for a week.
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Mr. Fun at Parties @ccarrel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Like there's a difference anymore?
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Mr. Fun at Parties @ccarrel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That's why some call you, Dr Trauma Trigger, Stephen. Now quit your probing and go do an authorized surgery, or something useful!
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Mr. Fun at Parties @ccarrel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You say that like you've never been cartoonishly angry, Alt Text.
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Mr. Fun at Parties @ccarrel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's actually fairly simple: An economy built on profiting off of destruction will eventually attain the peak of its logic by destroying the world. Only an economy built on spreading human flourishing can lead to a future where humanity flourishes.
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