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@lackscontext.bsky.social
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Reading the tea leaves of Internet comments to reveal the truth of the world. Or, alternately, just posting shit. (contains 0%Twitter content)

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Comments Outta Context @lackscontext.bsky.social · 2h
Life is hard. Butt is soft.
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Comments Outta Context @lackscontext.bsky.social · 5h
Literally don't feel bad for tradwives once the cycle ends. They were the nastiest people to work for when I did domestic work. So, your investment left you-boo-hoo. Y'all ain't my sisters.
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Comments Outta Context @lackscontext.bsky.social · 8h
He looks like a 13 year old and a 60 year old woman at the same time, how is this possible...?
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Comments Outta Context @lackscontext.bsky.social · 11h
What if, when you die, they ask you:
"How was heaven?"
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Comments Outta Context @lackscontext.bsky.social · 12h
Every Villain is Lemons
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Comments Outta Context @lackscontext.bsky.social · 13h
It's not enough to be hot, you have to have a reeeally strong mind for business.
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Comments Outta Context @lackscontext.bsky.social · 15h
l've heard things about beef.
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Comments Outta Context @lackscontext.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Probably the ol' kidney switcheroo
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Comments Outta Context @lackscontext.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This should have felt like a panic attack to watch. But, I feel the same. That can't be good.
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Comments Outta Context @lackscontext.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
God is so non-binary that they allegedly identify as a Trinity.
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Comments Outta Context @lackscontext.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Humans are both surprisingly easy and surprisingly difficult to kill. Usually it's easy to do it accidentally and hard to do it on purpose.
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Comments Outta Context @lackscontext.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Where were you when I was looking for a financial advisor?
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Comments Outta Context @lackscontext.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
weird ass comment section
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Comments Outta Context @lackscontext.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I will never forget my cousin spending 16 hours downloading what he thought was the theme tune to LOTR on og dial up internet only to find that he'd downloaded this by mistake
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Comments Outta Context @lackscontext.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm glad i chose watching this over nurtuing my relationship.
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Comments Outta Context @lackscontext.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is one of the most original channels on youtube.
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Comments Outta Context @lackscontext.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Waiting for the clothes to be on makes it way less awkward for everyone.
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Comments Outta Context @lackscontext.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Can anyone else see the elf or am I hallucinating?
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Comments Outta Context @lackscontext.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
unskippable title
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Comments Outta Context @lackscontext.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Lots of nerve endings back there
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Comments Outta Context @lackscontext.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I never want eric to suffer
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Comments Outta Context @lackscontext.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The phrase "it's not immoral if it's oral" is older than the concept of the New World.
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Comments Outta Context @lackscontext.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is such an uncomfortable conversation right there.
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Comments Outta Context @lackscontext.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I ain't bukkakeing no raccoon wtf
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Comments Outta Context @lackscontext.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just yell "TAX REFUND!" right as you finish.
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Comments Outta Context @lackscontext.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
After listening to this, I've never been happier to be old. All this bullshit is just that. Bullshit.
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Comments Outta Context @lackscontext.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That's great! I was addicted to crack for 15 years. I definitely was hoping I'd died doing what I love to do. And wake up in that great crack house in the sky! Coming up on 5 years clean and sober now
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Comments Outta Context @lackscontext.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That's why Tarzan, in the end, chose to stay in jungle.
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Comments Outta Context @lackscontext.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Same here in germany. I'm totally exhausted.
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Comments Outta Context @lackscontext.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This country is absurd.
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Comments Outta Context @lackscontext.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Her smile says "We all float down here Georgy"
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Comments Outta Context @lackscontext.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
How can you be hateful to someone making you tacos??
Tacos are proof that God loves us!
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Comments Outta Context @lackscontext.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If buying is not owning, piracy is not stealing. Yes cliche but true
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Comments Outta Context @lackscontext.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Just bought 10 rotisserie chickens and a ziplock bag full of gas just in case!!
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Comments Outta Context @lackscontext.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Quadraspazzed on a life glug is still one of the finest lines of dialogue ever written
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Comments Outta Context @lackscontext.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Comments Outta Context @lackscontext.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Is anyone in the Republican Party heterosexual?
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Comments Outta Context @lackscontext.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Imagine driving by someone skeeting out the window
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Comments Outta Context @lackscontext.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I don't like the idea of having my 41 year old sex lumped into the same category as my parent's 70+ year old sex.
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Comments Outta Context @lackscontext.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The hardest part about getting old is remembering how sweet it was to be young
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Comments Outta Context @lackscontext.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I knew the comment section would be interesting on this one
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Comments Outta Context @lackscontext.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
TIL Barney the Dinosaur is a Marvel villain
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Comments Outta Context @lackscontext.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Everyone is just a number .and if you leave it's never the same when you go back
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Comments Outta Context @lackscontext.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
No mobile phones, just people living in the moment.
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Comments Outta Context @lackscontext.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The barbarian thinking as a barbarian, she didn't even clean her mind
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Comments Outta Context @lackscontext.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Man, the first time I heard this, I broke up with my girlfriend and got a tattoo.
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Comments Outta Context @lackscontext.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If you can't beat it, outfreak it.
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Comments Outta Context @lackscontext.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"THREE MISSES AND WE DROWN HIM"
"THREE MISSES AND WE DROWN HIM" [smiley face emoji]
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Comments Outta Context @lackscontext.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I already have difficulty with swallowing, thanks for this video.
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Comments Outta Context @lackscontext.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm a gay man, and I'm pretty sure conservative Christians  think about gay sex more than I do
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