Sign in

Mr. Fun at Parties

@ccarrel.bsky.social
362 followers 455 following 4.7K posts

Scribbler of words, strummer of chords, long time hominid but friend to creatures large and small, as long as they’re not trying to eat him. Chris' Janky Dystopia thechriscarrel.com.

PostsRepliesMedia
Mr. Fun at Parties @ccarrel.bsky.social · 25m
000
Mr. Fun at Parties @ccarrel.bsky.social · 15h
Capuchin Monkeys.
Capuchin Monkeys.
000
Mr. Fun at Parties @ccarrel.bsky.social · 15h
Capuchin Monks.
Capuchin Monks.
110
Mr. Fun at Parties @ccarrel.bsky.social · 21h
When you know it’s a serious publication with high journalistic standards.
Abdul El-Sayed farts in public, ex aide says — and blasts Senate candidate as immature 'manufactured man'
110
Mr. Fun at Parties @ccarrel.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The vibes today are...
Not an actual patient.
000
Mr. Fun at Parties @ccarrel.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My dogs think they’re apex predators when they’re really apex sleepers.
Two lil’ dogs, asleep on top of some comforters. A black, tan & white RatCha terrier is lying butt end toward camera, his forelegs and snout tucked beneath the edge of a pillow at the left edge of photo. A tan-colored Chiweenie is curled up at his friend’s head, with her pointy ears quarter raised, even though she is dead asleep.
010
Mr. Fun at Parties @ccarrel.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Morning fog is giving a Pacific Northwest gothic look to our suburban street
A wide, sidewalkless suburban street, banked on both sides by green grass and dark green trees, looking up a slight hill towards a fog-shrouded treeline.
000
Mr. Fun at Parties @ccarrel.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The vibes today are...
Comedian Jordan Jensen, a 30-something white woman with shoulder length reddish-blonde hair, seen from mid-torso up, wearing a brown cable knit sweater, sits slightly reclined in front of a large black microphone, looking off-camera to her left with a pained expression on her face. 

IN white text in the middle of the picture the text reads, "I'm stinky."
110
Mr. Fun at Parties @ccarrel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Shame we never got the Queen-JG Ballard collaboration we deserved
010
Mr. Fun at Parties @ccarrel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The vibes today are...
Black label, white text: Full Cooked Crispy Danggit
000
Mr. Fun at Parties @ccarrel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Boy, are you in pumpkin-spiced luck!
140
Mr. Fun at Parties @ccarrel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Even Trudy thought it was cool!
Same snail described before, but now with head pulled under shell as a black dog nose is pressed against the shell sniffing it. (Snail was unharmed)
000
Mr. Fun at Parties @ccarrel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
These snails are nonnative, but damn, are they fancy. Look at that shell!
Pale green snail on a concrete sidewalk, its tail end pointed left, while its front end stretches to the right side of photo, with its two antenna stalks erect and reading the surrounding environment. It’s shell is somewhat spectacular, golden at its center whorl, fading to a mixture of gold and white as you follow the whorls outward, with a single black stripe dividing the whorls.
121
Mr. Fun at Parties @ccarrel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Democrat fundraising messages are their own category of stupid, but this one I received from a candidate 2,300 miles and 7 states away from me is beyond caricature.
Will you please please please please pretty please pitch in $1 to Sherrod Brown's campaign
today?
brown4oh. com/l/tbgFTX
End2End
110
Mr. Fun at Parties @ccarrel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
...i got to the part about how Idaho would become the 11th state to designate a state gun. Don't know whether I'm surprised its that many, or that few.
010
Mr. Fun at Parties @ccarrel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I am chuffed and a half to have my story “What the Cough Left Behind” nominated by eMerge Magazine for a Best of the Net award.
220
Mr. Fun at Parties @ccarrel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The vibes today are…
slightly darkened, grainy pic of a small screen on a shelf with some electronics in backgroun. On the screen a woman that's hard to see appears to be reclined and enjoying life in a sexy way. Subtitled white text in parentheses reads: Sounds of pleasure.
000
Mr. Fun at Parties @ccarrel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
And that’s the nub of it, the corruption of money has rendered it something less than sport. How you get it back, I don’t know.
000
Mr. Fun at Parties @ccarrel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m sure the league will do fine, in that most people will stick around, but “Why should I care?” is not the question you want fans attaching to your sport.
100
Mr. Fun at Parties @ccarrel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I love coming across these feisty beetles on my neighborhood walks.
100
Mr. Fun at Parties @ccarrel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
010
Mr. Fun at Parties @ccarrel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The vibes today are…
000
Mr. Fun at Parties @ccarrel.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Let's see him get out of this one!
031
Mr. Fun at Parties @ccarrel.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I see your Whomp and raise you a Whomp.
110
Mr. Fun at Parties @ccarrel.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The vibes today are…
A narrow rectangular FOR SALE sign composed of black text within a white arrow inside a black background bordered in a thin strip of white. The sign sits atop a thin metal frame that is stuck into a small hillock of dead late summer lawn. To the right of the sign a growth of invasive English ivy rises up to the top of the photograph. On the upper left side of the photo, a beige-y colored suburban house looms. The photo manifests suburban ennui.
000
Mr. Fun at Parties @ccarrel.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Weird is what Mrs B and the Colonel get up to!
130
Mr. Fun at Parties @ccarrel.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Received a delivery date email with two different dates in the text. It’s a minor example of our #JankyDystopia, but daily life is full of these non sequiturs, contradictory and bad information. It’s not just the Internet and media that’s full of unreliable info.
It’s a screenshot of part of an email notification. On the left side the text block pledges a Monday delivery date. Opposite, on the right side of the same damn email. Wednesday is given as the delivery date. It’s Schrodinger’s delivery!!
100
Mr. Fun at Parties @ccarrel.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The vibes today are...
Image of bearded white male with dark hair and receding hairline, from neck up, face filling screen. He is almost certainly seated, looking upward at something off camera. Behind him a wood desk with keyboards and miscellaneous equipment. In yellow letters just beneath his neckbeard the words, "[uncomfortable rattling]"
000
Mr. Fun at Parties @ccarrel.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
040
Mr. Fun at Parties @ccarrel.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Nature does some really nice art design in her spare time.
Tiny 7-pointed maple leaf laying on a mossy bed next to a brown maple seed helicopter (AKA samaras). The leaf is still mostly bright green, but rising up from the central area at the stem is an interesting pattern composed of brown ghost image of the larger leaf, inside of a yellow ghost image. Man, I don’t know if the description works, but I tried.
000
Mr. Fun at Parties @ccarrel.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Kyle has left a slew of unhappy ex-partners in his wake
030
Mr. Fun at Parties @ccarrel.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Say what you want about Peacock, they are smooth with their messaging. The sincerity of those opening sentences almost got me to miss the price gouging.
peacock
UPCOMING PRICE INCREASE
Thanks for being here. We appreciate you spending your time with Peacock. We're increasing our prices so we can keep bringing you the entertainment you love.
000
Mr. Fun at Parties @ccarrel.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
OK, this is actually clearing up some questions I've had after living with 2 chihuahuas for awhile.
Snap of a news story webpage headline. The headline: "It turns out chihuahuas are actually part coyote" by Jess Cockerill. Below the header is a headshot of a rather solemn looking coyote next to a headshot of a white chihuahua.
000
Mr. Fun at Parties @ccarrel.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The vibes today are...
Not the ideal start
000
Mr. Fun at Parties @ccarrel.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
000
Mr. Fun at Parties @ccarrel.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
000
Mr. Fun at Parties @ccarrel.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Nice one!
010
Mr. Fun at Parties @ccarrel.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I can no longer remember not loving Bruno!
100
Mr. Fun at Parties @ccarrel.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I’m leaning towards these lights. Looks like they’ll really kick out the jams on my guitar strumming appreciation parties!
Stock photo BS from a product webpage for some damn wall lights. In the photo, 4 white people are in a white room (not that one!). One funky dude wearing a bandana and black pants and tee, is sitting on a white patterned soft boy chair strumming a dark colored acoustic guitar. In the adjacent couch three of his friends (OK, victims) are sitting pretending to enjoy his rendition of Wonderwall. Two of them are drinking bottles of beer, the other gal has probably dissociated entirely and is holding her raised leg as if self-soothing from the trauma.
110
Mr. Fun at Parties @ccarrel.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The vibes today are…
Error Code: P
010
Mr. Fun at Parties @ccarrel.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The rarely seen Chihuahua chill
060
Mr. Fun at Parties @ccarrel.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Trudy: I am a top predator! Right, Chris? Me: [heavy sigh] ...well...
A cute but somewhat melancholic looking tan ChiWeenie (chihuahua-dachsund mix) dog standing on dried grass and moss, her blue leash is caught underneath her left leg and shoulder, and hangs behind her in the air, where her left rear leg is held up and the leash is caught on her foot. From there the leash is stretched past the front of her body, and off camera
080
Mr. Fun at Parties @ccarrel.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It's a sea of spiders out there, dawg.
There is no simple way to make a home completely spider-proof. The Oregon Department of Agriculture rather unhelpfully describes our houses as "islands in a sea of spiders."
000
Mr. Fun at Parties @ccarrel.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The vibes today are…
package cover of Ritter Sport candy bar, the words Chill Out Creamy Milk on a mostly blue background with a thick wavy line that is alternately cream colored, light lavender and dark blue.
000
Mr. Fun at Parties @ccarrel.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Loved this photo the Google AI-turd machine used to illustrate the definition of bier.
A stock image of a tall glass of beer.
010
Mr. Fun at Parties @ccarrel.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The vibes today are...
You've read your last free article.
010
Mr. Fun at Parties @ccarrel.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I don’t know exactly what’s up, but I got a bad feeling about this.
A small army of ceramic lucky cats semi-circled around a leader black cat atop a wooden table. They are obviously plotting some sort of hostile takeover. If this account goes silent for more than a day, alert the authorities and tell them to bring the cadaver sniffing dogs.
030
Mr. Fun at Parties @ccarrel.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
030
Mr. Fun at Parties @ccarrel.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
He was gone 5 minutes later!
Large brown house spider in the well of a stainless steel sink just above the drain basket. A light avocado green towel rag has been placed so that it forms an escape route for spider to climb out of the sink.
110
Mr. Fun at Parties @ccarrel.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Pacific Northwest PSA: It’s House Spiders in Sinks and Tubs Season! Look before you turn the water on or step into the shower.
Large brown house spider in the well of a stainless steel sink just above the drain basket.Large brown house spider in the well of a stainless steel sink just above the drain basket.
110