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Claire Blechman @cblechman.bsky.social · 10h

Between this and the guy on one of those knee scooter crutches leading westie for his girl at a wedding reception... Jesus i see what you have done for others

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Claire Blechman @cblechman.bsky.social · 10h

Just saw this video of an amputee dancing a bitchin hoy salsa...NO EXCUSES BOYS www.instagram.com/reel/DdAQ4CH...

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Claire Blechman @cblechman.bsky.social · 19h

At west coast swing we have upwards of a hundred people partner dancing every Wednesday, so I'd say the first half is false and the second half has some truth to it because partner dancing is goated and has specific steps (that you get to adapt together)

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Claire Blechman @cblechman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Scared like a child: Who framed Roger Rabbit Scared like an adult: Event Horizon

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Claire Blechman @cblechman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

LRT on the flip side I love when Western Civ(tm) fash say we should return to "real" art like Monet. Homie you are the guy the impressionists were specifically pissing off, and now look at you. They won

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Claire Blechman @cblechman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I feel like a sex cult has diminishing returns, vis a vis the quest to obtain the ideal amount of very good to mind-blowing sex

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Claire Blechman @cblechman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I know better than to say anything about YA or romance on the internet

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Claire Blechman @cblechman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

If you write or read genre you do not actually need the approval of 88 year old midcentury authors and bitching about it online is a waste of time you should be writing or reading. (the actual problem is capitalism destroying the publishing industry hth)

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Claire Blechman @cblechman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Of course an 88 year old midcentury lit author is being elitist about genre fiction. Water remains wet!

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Claire Blechman @cblechman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

My aunt lost like 60 pounds because she had Alzheimer's and was forgetting to eat but it was impossible to convince her this was troubling bc she was thin for the first time in her life. I blame Grandma.

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Claire Blechman @cblechman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

20 min door to door home from Felipe's where the polish vendors bought me tacos and a marg. Coming up Millhouse kind of day

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Claire Blechman @cblechman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

During last week's printerpocalypse I found the one use case where I wanted to paste and retain formatting and it DIDN'T WORK

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Claire Blechman @cblechman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

A bomb threat is such a weird cultural phenomenon. Why do people do this? Why is it almost always schools?

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Claire Blechman @cblechman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

This is the smart move for her and anyone who thought she could win president is a child

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Claire Blechman @cblechman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

There was no water in the women's bathroom; I was doling out hand sanitizer left and right.

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Claire Blechman @cblechman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The way we all skedaddled out the theater after Primetime finished, lol

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Claire Blechman @cblechman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Upon researching this it turns out I have heard it (the main chorus anyway), scrolling insta reels

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Claire Blechman @cblechman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Star Trek official website: $125 Ebay: $12.75 Secondary market forever

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Claire Blechman @cblechman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I don't know how you'd avoid it. Most people are not good dog trainers even on the basics

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Claire Blechman @cblechman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

18 months is generous, my home printer won't last to Christmas no matter how much or little i print

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Claire Blechman @cblechman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I have to imagine it's more like that tiny dog mashing the treat button over and over like he's a rat with an electrode in his brain

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Claire Blechman @cblechman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I have triumphed over the printer. The deliverables will be delivered. Eat shit, computers

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Claire Blechman @cblechman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Is there a fucking gnome following me around stealing all the color ink from my printers? Home printer is out of color ink even though I bought a new cartridge like 1 month ago and printed maybe ten pages since

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Claire Blechman @cblechman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Photoshop is in cahoots with the printer to fuck me up. I'm the human here, I can office space you toasters so fast it'll make your drive spin.

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Claire Blechman @cblechman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Things that have gone wrong with the work printers so far today: * Laserjet thinks there's no paper * Laserjet "lift error" * Network printer dropped a file * Network printer taking 10+ minutes to receive 1 page PSD file * Network printer won't print color

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Claire Blechman @cblechman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

We definitely should nationalize Adobe, as a mental health and safety issue

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Claire Blechman @cblechman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I feel like I talk to myself a reasonable amount, except when I'm using Photoshop and the numbers go through the roof. "Why is it LIKE THAT?" breaking the curve alone...

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Claire Blechman @cblechman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Eugene Vindman gets the prize for evading the ban the most. Apparently my dad gave him $100 in 2024 so now he's insatiable

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Claire Blechman @cblechman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Most of these clowns aren't even texting me, they're addressing their texts to my parents.

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Claire Blechman @cblechman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I've blocked and reported 4 texts from Josh Shapiro begging for money in the last month. I've also replied Free Palestine every time. What does it take to have him take my number off the list?

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Claire Blechman @cblechman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

There's a woman on Instagram who is finding all the dream phone date male models and doing little videos about where they are now. Copycat?

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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

it's important to arrive at sturdy ethical principles that you can't be annoyed out of. people are annoying as shit

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Claire Blechman @cblechman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Some of them don't even know they're doing it but they can't help themselves.

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Claire Blechman @cblechman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

They also suck money out of the publishing industry producing anything except sycophant slop

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Claire Blechman @cblechman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Have you looked into getting copay assistance from the manufacturer? I get that and they pay the copay entirely, income did not matter

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Claire Blechman @cblechman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Real "ain't reading all that" hours this week. Get moisturized

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Claire Blechman @cblechman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I have hard drives (digital hoarderism) but i could use very specific instructions on how to become Plex

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Claire Blechman @cblechman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

This post brought to you by the material conditions and the email I got issuing the document for my 1 day liquor license approved 5 weeks ago for a party we had 4 weeks ago.

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Claire Blechman @cblechman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I'm a Leninist because you people need a firm hand state bureaucracy or you'd forget to breathe I stg

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