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Caryn Ybirda (She/Her) @cbirdman84.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Listening to the latest episode of @maintenancephase.bsky.social and every time @michaelhobbes.bsky.social or @yrfatfriend.bsky.social says "Duesberg," my brain adds "Woo-hoo!" à la the DuckTales theme. "Duesberg (woo-hoo!) is very obviously operating in bad faith." bit.ly/Duesbergwoohoo

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Caryn Ybirda (She/Her) @cbirdman84.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

“My colors are blush and bashful…Her colors are pink and pink!” Rest easy Dolly. NYC and the rest of us ❤️ Dolly.

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Caryn Ybirda (She/Her) @cbirdman84.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

We should all strive to leave a legacy, even 1 ounce as wonderful as Ms Parton’s is.

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Caryn Ybirda (She/Her) @cbirdman84.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Not too shabby!?! Wordle 1,874 2/6 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Caryn Ybirda (She/Her) @cbirdman84.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Say it again for the bigot on the court whose name rhymes with Sophie Cuntingham…

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Caryn Ybirda (She/Her) @cbirdman84.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Ruin a book adding a word: The Vincent Price of Salt

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Caryn Ybirda (She/Her) @cbirdman84.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

I feel a kindredness with belugas. I am they & they are me. Attributes we share: Pasty/Pale/Alabaster ✅ Plump/Zaftig/Voluptuous ✅ Graceful in the Water ✅ Social/Gregarious/Chatty ✅ Adorable as Hell ✅

A white woman laying on her belly in on the shoreline in the water

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Caryn Ybirda (She/Her) @cbirdman84.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

@elienyc.bsky.social had me at, “…this is Citizens United 2, the electric boogaloo…” I am officially obsessed!!

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Caryn Ybirda (She/Her) @cbirdman84.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

So much so they made it their literal tagline…

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Caryn Ybirda (She/Her) @cbirdman84.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

The Supreme Court can FUCK right off! Trans women in sports is and will never be a threat to anyone! Trans folk belong in sports because trans folk belong everywhere!

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Caryn Ybirda (She/Her) @cbirdman84.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Not that I have much of a following here (nor do I need or really want one), but if you’re interested in learnt more about how shitty the “Dobbs” ruling really is check out www.fivefourpod.com and follow @fivefourpod.bsky.social. Annndddd in case you didn’t know, the Supreme Court sucks!

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5-4 Podcast (@fivefourpod.bsky.social)

A podcast about how much the Supreme Court sucks. patreon.com/fivefourpod

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Caryn Ybirda (She/Her) @cbirdman84.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

As a parent of a potty-training toddler, I do NOT appreciate auto-flush toilet or in the words of my preschooler, “Auto-flush toilets are real <potty word>!”

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Baby Elmo Potty Training

Alt: Baby Elmo Potty Training dances on a tiny potty wearing a yellow t-shirt

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Caryn Ybirda (She/Her) @cbirdman84.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Pride Game, Seat Upgrades, and a Mercury Win! Only pride event I want to attend in the Phoenix heat with two preschoolers! #MightyMercury

Basketball court with folks all around post Mercury win. Jumbotron reads, “Mercury Win.”

Mercury mascot, Scorch, waves oversized Mercury Pride Flag surrounded by hip-hop squad on basketball court

Pregame warm up’s for Phoenix Mercury and Seattle Storm on the Mercury home basketball court. Jumbotron screen reads, “Pride Day Supported by PayPal.”

View of Mercury basketball court from behind the goal as both teams play.

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Caryn Ybirda (She/Her) @cbirdman84.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

This is fucking gross! There is no reason whatsoever for ANYONE to have this much wealth! #taxtherich #eattherich

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Bert’s Books @bertsbooks.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Good morning. We are open. 📖☕️

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Caryn Ybirda (She/Her) @cbirdman84.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Not to diminish the performances specifically of Alex Newell and Pink….Butttttt how do you honor 30 years of Chicago without including the Hot Honey Rag or even mentioning the incredible original cast!?! #thetonys #chicagothemusical youtu.be/W4bGFmceDnU

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Chicago | 1997 Tony Awards

YouTube video by Matt Hagmeier Curtis

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Caryn Ybirda (She/Her) @cbirdman84.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

Reason 726 as to why I can’t have nice things. Today, I accidentally donated my water bottle that was purchased to replace the one I trashed tripping over a parking pylon reading an email. My adhd-self tossed it in the donation box I was carrying down the stairs. It never left said box. #adhdfail

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Adam Feldman @feldmanadam.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

NEWLY UPDATED: To help ramp up for the Tonys on Sunday, here are videos of the 40 greatest Tony performances of all time. Enjoy and share widely! The youngs must know! www.timeout.com/newyork/thea...

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Caryn Ybirda (She/Her) @cbirdman84.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

What better first post here than the selfie of my preschooler channeling her inner @bebeneuwirth.bsky.social…I guess this is what happens when on a recent road trip you played the cast recordings of Sweet Charity (1986) and Chicago (1997).

A preschooler wears a gold sequined fedora jauntily pulled down over her eyes. Text reads: Cora BOREALIS in an act of imitation.

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