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Kelly Roberts

@cbdude.bsky.social
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This is partly a porn account, the rest following liberal politics. I’m not sure why y’all are following me.

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Kelly Roberts @cbdude.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Yay!! Now, the Gulf. Next April Fools Day, can you rename Lake Michigan to Lake Wisconsin, just for that day?
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Kelly Roberts @cbdude.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Go MapQuest! I deleted Google Maps as soon as I heard. I'm learning to navigate the mapquest app; it'll be a friend soon. Next task: the Gulf of Mexico.
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Kelly Roberts @cbdude.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
If you can edit the text, please repost and insert your (least) favorite denomination/sect/cult in place of "Muslim." Think "southern baptist," "jesuit," "mormon," "hassidic." You get the idea.
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Kelly Roberts @cbdude.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Men: if you didn’t supply the sperm, a pregnancy is none of your damn business! Keep your nose out of other people’s business and your grubby mitts off them!
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Kelly Roberts @cbdude.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
@CNN.COM Thanks for not subjecting us to The Donald’s horrible voice tonight! Please give us your best reporting as soon as you can tonight.
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Kelly Roberts @cbdude.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Poor Baby, Byron! Boo-hoo.
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Kelly Roberts @cbdude.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Fascinating 🤨
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Kelly Roberts @cbdude.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Good for you!
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thumper @denyingthumper.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Those were the days.
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Kelly Roberts @cbdude.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
We could deport his family back to Germany, Melania and Barron to Slovenia.
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Kelly Roberts @cbdude.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Good for you!
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Kelly Roberts @cbdude.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Hey @cnn.com: the loudmouth guy from Trump 1 admin on Abby’s show tonight - I’d be happy to never see him again, and Abby looked and sounded like she wanted to fire him in the first segment. He was rude, veered off-topic constantly, etc. Please don’t invite him again.
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Kelly Roberts @cbdude.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Good riddance, you bigot! You brought shame to Rowan County and Morehead, you brought stress to the LGBTQ community, all because you had to project your so-called "beliefs" on others. You should have resigned if you couldn't just do your damned job! Rot in Hell, Kim Davis!
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Kelly Roberts @cbdude.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Speaking of religious freedom, shouldn’t the US get serious about it, actually practicing it, before we go to war with Nigeria over their religious freedom issues?
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BtmChastity @btmchastity.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
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Kelly Roberts @cbdude.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
@cnn Watch your spelling: tax “lean” for NBA’s Rozier?
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Kelly Roberts @cbdude.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Make Argentina Great Again!
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Kelly Roberts @cbdude.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Agreed!
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Kelly Roberts @cbdude.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Gosh, Karoline, did it ever occur to you that what he did is against the law?
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Kelly Roberts @cbdude.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
YES! Keep going.
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Kelly Roberts @cbdude.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
@cnn.com Thanks for the mention of the student hanging in Mississippi. Now, please look into why independent media is reporting that his arms and legs seemed to them to be broken, and that the coroner couldn’t find any foul play.
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Kelly Roberts @cbdude.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
So, @cnn.com @msnbc.com : what about those guys found hanged, in Mississippi? Can one of your experts explain the suicide diagnosis of the young man on the college campus, and how he managed it with broken arms and legs? “Tell me again, I’d like to know…”
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Kelly Roberts @cbdude.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Hey @foxnews.com.web.brid.gy ! Several journalists have been fired, including Mr Doud from MSNBC, for saying not-very inflammatory things. Yet, you had Kilmeade give a limp on-air apology and kept him on, for advocating MURDERING the most vulnerable demographic in the country! Have you no shame?
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Kelly Roberts @cbdude.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
@govpritzker.illinois.gov Governor, first, call out your National Guard, to protect your state from invaders. Then post a copy of the posse comitatus act where the president and secretary of “war” will see it.
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Kelly Roberts @cbdude.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
@chicagodomdaddy.bsky.social If Donald Dump sends in the clowns (Nat Guard) be careful! Do harass and annoy as many as you can safely. My best wishes for you, hubs, and all your boyz.
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Kelly Roberts @cbdude.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
It's way too nice, not screaming at India for not buying US stuff.
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Kelly Roberts @cbdude.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
@atrupar.com Aaron, I’m watching you on CNN right now! Wow! I know a little about what you’re going through. My daughter was at another high school in the Denver area on “Columbine” day and I have a friend with 2 kids at Columbine. Horrible, traumatic time.
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Kelly Roberts @cbdude.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
@CNN I read on some independent medium today that quorum denial is part of the Texas Constitution, called a Good Thing and a useful political tool. If this is true, please talk about it more, especially in the context of the Tex Repubs declaring seats vacant if the Dems don’t return when ordered.
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Mike Davis • Feed After Midnight @mjdavis1988.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Folks — Please REPOST the crap out of this. And take a moments to make your voice heard! We can turn up the heat on Trump. Let's go! mdavis19881.substack.com/p/heres-how-...
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Here's How We Can Fight Back Against Trump Helping Sex-Trafficker Maxwell
Let's overwhelm the man at the head of the Federal Bureau of Prisons.
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Kelly Roberts @cbdude.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
If even one person falls through the cracks and is denied deserved care, it’ll be on you, MarkyWayne!
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Kelly Roberts @cbdude.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
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A Message to Terry Moran from MeidasTouch
By Ben Meiselas
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Kelly Roberts @cbdude.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
@richardson8.bsky.social I’ll admit to a county in northeast WI if you will too. I’m a recent transplant, wanting to learn more about my new home and its thousands of little towns.
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Kelly Roberts @cbdude.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
@jaketapper.bsky.social
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Pup Cid Steele 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @cidpup.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Woof. That just looks like a fun time.
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Kelly Roberts @cbdude.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Spreading a little sunshine..
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Kelly Roberts @cbdude.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
@markhamillofficial.bsky.social The Force is strong with this one,
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Kelly Roberts @cbdude.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Agreed. The sooner Mr Lynch can become a former congress member, the better. Fwiw, where's he from? Little details like this would be educational.
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🌊🏄BlueWaveSurfer🏄🌊 @bluewavesurfer.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
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Kelly Roberts @cbdude.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
So, who or what agency has charge of exempt status? Or, is the better question, whose job was it to deal with exempt-status entities before Trump?
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Kelly Roberts @cbdude.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Do we know if ANYONE from the Regime met the 4 soldiers returning from Lithuania? Or were the ceremonies there enough? Color me really frustrated with this total lack of decency.
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Kelly Roberts @cbdude.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
I got a flyer from America PAC, saying leaders should support "Agenda 47." NO! Judges, especially on the state Supreme Court, need to have their total attention on the facts of the case before them and the law. There's no room for any president's "agenda." (hint: vote for Susan Crawford)
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Kelly Roberts @cbdude.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
@lauracoates I’m watching your show right now, on the DoD censorship. I was saddened by Jackie Robinson’s removal but enraged by the code talkers’ erasure. What they endured from their “fellow” soldiers in trying to do their jobs was horrendous, but they helped win the war! What about Colin Powell?
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Greg Olear @gregolear.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
He's not explaining it very well because that would mean admitting "his" plan is to crater the U.S. economy, tank the dollar & provide a fertile environment for the handful of Nazi oligarchs who own him to plunder our national resources while the rest of us fight for scraps, get measles & die. MAGA!
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Kelly Roberts @cbdude.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
RonJohn continuing, re spending: He says, "I asked my colleagues and the DC press corps, what the federal government spent, and no one knew."
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Kelly Roberts @cbdude.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
RonJohn's newsletter, part 2: Elon. Our senator gave Elon his "variance sheet" comparison of pre-pandemic with this year's "outrageous" $7.3 trillion. "We need to turn Elon's brilliant DOGE efforts into long-term savings." He's been "frustrated by how little Washington talks about the numbers."
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Kelly Roberts @cbdude.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Here's my take on Ron Johnson's recent (mar 3) newsletter. First item: he was "honored" to attend RFKJr's wearing-in, mentioning Jr's "commitment to radical transparency." Of course, this was on the day that Jr spoke on the Texas measles epidemic, equivocating on the vaccine.
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Kelly Roberts @cbdude.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Heaven forbid that this got reposted again and again.
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Kelly Roberts @cbdude.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Or at worst, 12:01 PM on Jan 20, 2021, or the instant that President Biden finished taking the oath.
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Fred Wellman @fpwellman.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
They are going to torch the VA while saying they are making it "efficient." Then when it collapses...privatize it. I waited six hours in my local suburban ER four months ago. The private system can't handle 10 million more patients dropped in its lap.
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