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Kelly Roberts

@cbdude.bsky.social
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This is partly a porn account, the rest following liberal politics. I’m not sure why y’all are following me.

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Kelly Roberts @cbdude.bsky.social · 19h
I’m ok with that. Is the country ready for him, though? Collectively, we’re a bunch of narrow-minded idiots with size extra-small souls.
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Kelly Roberts @cbdude.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
It’s worth a try, and no better time.
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Kelly Roberts @cbdude.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Happy Anniversary!! Has it really been that long?
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Kelly Roberts @cbdude.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Happens to me too.
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Kelly Roberts @cbdude.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
TMI, Jaydee!
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Kelly Roberts @cbdude.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
More proof that Trump's world doesn't extend beyond the end of his d!ck.
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Kelly Roberts @cbdude.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I'm confused; lots of reposts. Who're you calling bullshit on?
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Kelly Roberts @cbdude.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Violas! I'm fluent in tenor clef (bassoon), and alto clef confuses the hell out of me every time.
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Kelly Roberts @cbdude.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I've been saying this from the moment Tina was released from prison. She's going to dominate Jared's political legacy!
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Kelly Roberts @cbdude.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
How in god's name are trans athletes and office staffing related to socialism?
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Kelly Roberts @cbdude.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Well, he IS an Okie! What do you expect? Why did the song “God didn’t make little green apples, it don’t snow in minnianapolis…” pop into my head?
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Kelly Roberts @cbdude.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So what are we waiting for? Give him what he wished for!
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Kelly Roberts @cbdude.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Someone, SOMEBODY, please remind this idiot what part the Executive Branch plays in elections AND about deploying troops on our own soil. Start at the Constitution; you can then check out the pertinent federal laws.
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Kelly Roberts @cbdude.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
There was a "top ten" article some years ago including Eagle County Airport in the list of most dangerous airports. Some years ago we were spending a weekend in Glenwood Springs, and some roads were blocked because of then Vice President Biden and convoy coming from Eagle, to Aspen.
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Kelly Roberts @cbdude.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m anxious to read all about it. Enjoy!
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Kelly Roberts @cbdude.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That reminds me - have you seen Frodo (master?) lately?
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Kelly Roberts @cbdude.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So why did Michele always look stunning?
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Kelly Roberts @cbdude.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Karma is a bitch!
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Kelly Roberts @cbdude.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
And the shipping costs, from somewhere in the Middle East and across the Atlantic, vs just next door to the north?
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Kelly Roberts @cbdude.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Wow, standing with their colleagues! What a concept, eh?
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Kelly Roberts @cbdude.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
We’re a bit lower in Wisconsin - $4.39 yesterday. Still not good. What’s the deal? Is there an eastern time zone penalty?
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Kelly Roberts @cbdude.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
As far as I can remember, I’ve been showing ID EVERY SINGLE TIME I’ve voted. Why can’t our Real ID’s have a citizenship mark, or is that too easy?
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Kelly Roberts @cbdude.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I call ol’ Kevin “Smilin’ Man.” I don’t like him. “We hates him, Precious! Gollum gollum.”
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Kelly Roberts @cbdude.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Hatch Act, here we come!
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Kelly Roberts @cbdude.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Can you name those wars?
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Kelly Roberts @cbdude.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
New Mexico could change its own name. “Nuevo México” would be highly appropriate and have the added value of royally pissing off DJT.
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Kelly Roberts @cbdude.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I’m surprised that the AFM represents singers now. Back in the day (70’s), the motto was “singers aren’t Musicians!”
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Kelly Roberts @cbdude.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Thanks, Meidas! Hey Donny: speaking of wins, what about Ukraine, Iran, tariffs, court cases re voting, etc. ?
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Kelly Roberts @cbdude.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I'd tear everything down and start over with something worthwhile.
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Kelly Roberts @cbdude.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Oh wow! How is this not treason?
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Kelly Roberts @cbdude.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Yay!! Now, the Gulf. Next April Fools Day, can you rename Lake Michigan to Lake Wisconsin, just for that day?
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Kelly Roberts @cbdude.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Go MapQuest! I deleted Google Maps as soon as I heard. I'm learning to navigate the mapquest app; it'll be a friend soon. Next task: the Gulf of Mexico.
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Kelly Roberts @cbdude.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Nice!
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Kelly Roberts @cbdude.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Where exactly is district 8? I lived in Colorado until 2020, still interested in my old state. Online maps don’t have enough detail to tell district borders exactly. Thx!
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Kelly Roberts @cbdude.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Thanks!
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Kelly Roberts @cbdude.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Sturgeon Bay here
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Kelly Roberts @cbdude.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Stunning ignorance. Trump will call it a little joke. The Strait item is well beyond chutzpah! I’m surprised that Greenland is missing. Or is it? I may not have looked carefully enough.
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Kelly Roberts @cbdude.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
There used to be a saying, “the jig is up,” meaning the perps got caught.
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Kelly Roberts @cbdude.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
How much documentation do we have on all these procedures, surgeries, all of the above?
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Kelly Roberts @cbdude.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Yup!
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Kelly Roberts @cbdude.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
If you can edit the text, please repost and insert your (least) favorite denomination/sect/cult in place of "Muslim." Think "southern baptist," "jesuit," "mormon," "hassidic." You get the idea.
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Kelly Roberts @cbdude.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
When I visited the Vatican some years ago, there were a number of nuns in the crowd. It was a "thunderbolt" moment: their headgear was so similar to jihabs! Nancy, think about that for a moment.
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Kelly Roberts @cbdude.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Ask Ms Mace, “what about nuns’ garb?” What about asking / requiring everybody to worship only in their homes and religious houses, no matter what those houses are named?
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Kelly Roberts @cbdude.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
His detractors will not be pleased to know that some of the Founders weren’t Christians. Deists, yes, but not specifically Christians.
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Kelly Roberts @cbdude.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Oh wow! I agree, 100 per cent. No, 200 percent, no one thousand! (Does Trump have any clue about percentages?)
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Kelly Roberts @cbdude.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
from Chippewa Falls Wisconsin!
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Kelly Roberts @cbdude.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Men: if you didn’t supply the sperm, a pregnancy is none of your damn business! Keep your nose out of other people’s business and your grubby mitts off them!
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Kelly Roberts @cbdude.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I wonder if his pusher told him that T injections make you sterile. The brain thinks the T level is ok, so it stops telling the balls to make more. Also sperm. Since the balls aren’t getting commands to do anything, they slowly atrophy.
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Kelly Roberts @cbdude.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
What state does this POS run in?
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Kelly Roberts @cbdude.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Well of course she is! How much do you think that she will taint Jared’s legacy?
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