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Jalen Hurts Believer

@cb3asley15.gobirds.online
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Die hard Eagles fan 🦅 My hobbies include playing golf when I’m not actively working on the course and playing video games with friends. My games of choice are usually sim racing or FPS, every so often RPGs.

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Jalen Hurts Believer @cb3asley15.gobirds.online · 9h
Temps in the 100s this weekend and 90s next week I know someone’s fucking lying
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Soybot @soybot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Nick Sirianni is a a dumb bitch.
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Jesus Zoidberg: Panic in Philly, I asked for an autograph @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tired and miserable today.
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Jalen Hurts Believer @cb3asley15.gobirds.online · 29/09/2026
Still insane they made Jalen go to the tent
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
we're blaming this on Andy Dalton and moving on
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Jalen Hurts Believer @cb3asley15.gobirds.online · 29/09/2026
I feel like the reffs made it all about them this nfl weekend as a whole.
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Jalen Hurts Believer @cb3asley15.gobirds.online · 29/09/2026
Feels like like Ben Johnson has Vic’s and this defenses number just like Todd Bowles has Jalen’s
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NeuroDiverseGenXCynicalSlacker @eugenebwhitaker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i'm sorry - the bears don't really care if the eagles score
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Jalen Hurts Believer @cb3asley15.gobirds.online · 29/09/2026
Use makai lemon like that
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(super bowl mvp jalen hurts) V @itsmev.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Shave everyone’s head immediately
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Jalen Hurts Believer @cb3asley15.gobirds.online · 29/09/2026
I’m not out on this team but man they better get their act together
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Jalen Hurts Believer @cb3asley15.gobirds.online · 29/09/2026
Drew makuba you have some reflecting to do. Kenny Moore you better be something
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Jalen Hurts Believer @cb3asley15.gobirds.online · 29/09/2026
Pushing the pile should be illegal
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Jalen Hurts Believer @cb3asley15.gobirds.online · 29/09/2026
Lemme see trott
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Jalen Hurts Believer @cb3asley15.gobirds.online · 29/09/2026
Lowkey weak ass call
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Jalen Hurts Believer @cb3asley15.gobirds.online · 29/09/2026
Lol
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NeuroDiverseGenXCynicalSlacker @eugenebwhitaker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Troy the eagles do not have one shot, or one opportunity
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Jalen Hurts Believer @cb3asley15.gobirds.online · 29/09/2026
Q getting cooked pack it up
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Jalen Hurts Believer @cb3asley15.gobirds.online · 29/09/2026
lol
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Jalen Hurts Believer @cb3asley15.gobirds.online · 29/09/2026
Bet they get this
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Jalen Hurts Believer @cb3asley15.gobirds.online · 29/09/2026
At least I’m in bed now
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Jalen Hurts Believer @cb3asley15.gobirds.online · 29/09/2026
What the fuck
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Jalen Hurts Believer @cb3asley15.gobirds.online · 29/09/2026
You have to go for this
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Jalen Hurts Believer @cb3asley15.gobirds.online · 29/09/2026
Bro third and long AGAIN
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Jalen Hurts Believer @cb3asley15.gobirds.online · 29/09/2026
I’ll kms if they don’t get a stop here
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Jalen Hurts Believer @cb3asley15.gobirds.online · 29/09/2026
Bouta get torched up again right here
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Police Chief Poncho Munch @tdickyb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Somebody said something about Nick not even being the worst coach in the city and I forget who it was but I know you’re out there
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Jalen Hurts Believer @cb3asley15.gobirds.online · 29/09/2026
So fucking dumb
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Jalen Hurts Believer @cb3asley15.gobirds.online · 29/09/2026
You fucking pussy
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Ryn🦅🏈 @palebluepeach.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Saquon back to dancing, I see
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Jalen Hurts Believer @cb3asley15.gobirds.online · 29/09/2026
Go for it Nick you fucking pussy
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Jalen Hurts Believer @cb3asley15.gobirds.online · 29/09/2026
Going backwards 👍🏼
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Police Chief Poncho Munch @tdickyb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
More negative yardage
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Jalen Hurts Believer @cb3asley15.gobirds.online · 29/09/2026
Ben Johnson to Vic Fangio:
static.klipy.com
Sweeettails: Im Your Daddy
ALT: Sweeettails: Im Your Daddy
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Jalen Hurts Believer @cb3asley15.gobirds.online · 29/09/2026
Ben Johnson got these boys and Vic in a blender my lord
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Jalen Hurts Believer @cb3asley15.gobirds.online · 29/09/2026
Lolololol what the fuck
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Jalen Hurts Believer @cb3asley15.gobirds.online · 29/09/2026
Epps got benched lol
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Jalen Hurts Believer @cb3asley15.gobirds.online · 29/09/2026
Getting walked down again💀
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NeuroDiverseGenXCynicalSlacker @eugenebwhitaker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i'm not sure it matters what the offense does cause the defense just doing nothing?
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Jalen Hurts Believer @cb3asley15.gobirds.online · 29/09/2026
Begging you defense
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Jenn Go Phils @honesgirl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Defense is gonna be gassed
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Jalen Hurts Believer @cb3asley15.gobirds.online · 29/09/2026
Fucking Terrible play calling there wasted possession FOR WHAT
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Brandon Lee Gowton @brandonleegowton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
THE BACKWARDS PASS TO MAKAI LEMON STUFF HAS LITERALLY NEVER PRODUCED A POSITIVE PLAY AND THE EAGLES INSIST ON RUNNING IT EVERY WEEK. Very cool stuff!
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Scott Aguilar 🐎 @aguilar46.github.io · 29/09/2026
The lemon screens continue to not work.
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NeuroDiverseGenXCynicalSlacker @eugenebwhitaker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
have the eagles ever made that obvious play work?
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Jalen Hurts Believer @cb3asley15.gobirds.online · 29/09/2026
Yo Mannion what in the actual fuck is that okay call Jesus Christ
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Jalen Hurts Believer @cb3asley15.gobirds.online · 29/09/2026
Negative run on first down😕
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Ryn🦅🏈 @palebluepeach.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Can we get a tuddy plz?
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Jalen Hurts Believer @cb3asley15.gobirds.online · 29/09/2026
MISS PLEASE
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Jalen Hurts Believer @cb3asley15.gobirds.online · 29/09/2026
Atta boy Q
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