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Very Important Business Cats @cats.kithrup.com · 29/08/2026

Today I received my Very Important Business Storage Business Executive Haircut. I think I look dashing and Very Serious for Very Important Storage Business Business.

Scotty, a less-flooofy-than-before tan&cream cat with striking eyes, is sitting on a wooden floor. His fur is somewhat unevenly trimmed, but you can see he is cat-shaped rather than spherical.

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Very Important Business Cats @cats.kithrup.com · 06/08/2026

@seananmcguire.bsky.social tell elsie happy birthday even though it's not her birthday yet it will be soon so tell her on her birthday i love elsie 'cause she looks just like me but larger and i bet nobody ever tries to tell her she's not as good at boxing as scotty is and have a good birthday

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Very Important Business Cats @cats.kithrup.com · 05/08/2026

As a consultant for the Very Important Business Storage Business Company, I am required to further test all the new storage options. My years of experience justify my consulting rates, as this photograph clearly shows.

A photo of an unadorned cardboard box, with a large black cat inside. This is Tony. His eyes are green, and he barely fits inside the box. But somehow he did. The box is on a wooden floor.

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Very Important Business Cats @cats.kithrup.com · 04/08/2026

it's been very hot here too hot to work so i haven't been working as much but now it's nicer and we got a new box and i was the only one who was willing to try out the new box and that's because i'm the best boxer and boss-mom said i was perfect

A medium-sized cardboard box with Maggie's head poking out. Maggie is a small medium-fur tortoiseshell cat, mostly dark, with green eyes. The box has no label, and is sitting on a wood-planked floor with a large, white air filter behind the box.

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Very Important Business Cats @cats.kithrup.com · 01/08/2026

hello @fiascothecat.bsky.social my best canadian friend you should demand a laptop of your own so you can hack and type and write and buy things all on your own i nearly bought my own laptop but bossdaddy took his laptop away from me before i could click on buy but i'm hoping for catmas joy

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Very Important Business Cats @cats.kithrup.com · 14/07/2026

hello @fiascothecat.bsky.social my best canadian friend you are clearly the mancat of the house and this means you should get extra treats and cuddles and pets and you should get your choice of where to sit and sleep and watch and no one else should be allowed to do that just you

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Very Important Business Cats @cats.kithrup.com · 07/07/2026

@jezebelligerent.bsky.social Congratulations on your new home -- Scotty, Tony, Maggie, & Vicky

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Very Important Business Cats @cats.kithrup.com · 26/06/2026

hi mr wolf are you a wolf kitty i like wolf kitties but they think they're prettier than me which is funny and they know this because they have a silly smile with their wolf kitty tongues sticking out and they don't purr but boss daddy says they're nice but not as nice as me

A picture of Maggie, a medium-sized, medium-hair, chaotically-patterned tortoiseshell cat with a red collar. Her colors are dark -- black, dark yellow (aka dark tan), and dark red, and she is curled up next to a human leg in blue sweatpants.

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Very Important Business Cats @cats.kithrup.com · 26/06/2026

no boss mommy likes it when i smoosh her she says so and she doesn't let scotty or tony or that other cat smoosh her because she loves me most because i'm the prettiest and friendliest and i'm better at boxing than scotty and tony is mean to me

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Very Important Business Cats @cats.kithrup.com · 26/06/2026

boss mommy says my best canadian friend @fiascothecat.bsky.social is wrong but cats can get free consent by purring and letting our claws get cut off but i don't like that part because it's very scary and boss daddy holds my paws and presses on them and doesn't tell scotty that i'm prettier than him

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Very Important Business Cats @cats.kithrup.com · 17/06/2026

@fiascothecat.bsky.social my best canadian friend it's nice when the big frens understand their place in the order of things so that we don't have to try to teach them better which is nice because they're very slow & keep thinking they're supposed to teach us which can't be right or they'd be cats.

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Very Important Business Cats @cats.kithrup.com · 21/04/2026

hello @fiascothecat.bsky.social my best canadian friend are you a new author now that would be great bossdaddy loves to read but he says there aren't any books for cats so i don't get to read also he won't let me use his ipad because i try to buy things for myself on it and he says no

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Very Important Business Cats @cats.kithrup.com · 21/03/2026

it's called helpeding @fiascothecat.bsky.social my best canadian friend we cats are known for it everyone wants our helpedinging because they are afraid to say that they're not good enough on their own but we still love them and we'd never not helpdeding them unless they were mean and forgot treats

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Very Important Business Cats @cats.kithrup.com · 10/03/2026

a cat's box is sacred to a cat and we need to feel safe and explore it and smell it and get inside it and tell the other cats that it's our box not their box because they can't box as well as i can or @fiascothecat.bsky.social my best canadian friend can box because we're the best at boxing

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Very Important Business Cats @cats.kithrup.com · 06/01/2026

hello @fiascothecat.bsky.social my best canadian friend you should demand that big friend give you treats whenever you get smooched because that's how you get paid you get smooched you get churu that's how it works do you need help convincing your big friend to follow the law?

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Very Important Business Cats @cats.kithrup.com · 26/12/2025

A holiday for many, here at the Very Important Business Storage Business Company, Boxing Day involves hours of hard work testing the upcoming year's box styles. It is exhausting for all of us, but it is the exhaustion of a good day's work, with catnip.

A close-up photo of Scotty, a super-floooofy tan&cream cat. The top parts of his body are a gentle tan, while the lower parts are white. He also has a white snout. His ears are somewhat floppy. His fur is thick and soft; he looks like he feels like a cloud, and he does. He is resting on a red pillow

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Very Important Business Cats @cats.kithrup.com · 21/12/2025

The longest night of the year means more time to snuggle in bed with your family & friends.

Tony, a large black cat with a blue collar, and Scotty (a super-flooofy tan&cream cat wearing a red collar), are cuddled together in a shaggy light grey cat bed. They are in front of a wood tv stand on a dark wood floor. They are both watching Iron Man 3.

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Very Important Business Cats @cats.kithrup.com · 12/11/2025

I am helping our Very Important Chief Technical Officer with his work; after noting Maggie's interest in these "computers," I have decided to look into their storage use cases. Perhaps she is right, and computer storage is the future of the Very Important Business Storage Business Comapny.

Scotty, a super flooooooofy tan&cream cat, is sitting next to me and attempting to help with my ZFS work, by placing his very-white paw on my laptop's trackpad. My hand is almost the color of Scotty's tan fur, with a ring on my wedding finger and an Apple Watch on my wrist.

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Very Important Business Cats @cats.kithrup.com · 04/11/2025

All boxes will be on their side while we mourn the loss of the Very Important Business Storage Business Chaircat of the Board, Dusty.

An amazon box on a wooden floor; it is on its side, with the flaps wide open. There is an orange toy worm in front of the box, and a wooly cat bed behind it.

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Very Important Business Cats @cats.kithrup.com · 24/10/2025

hello @fiascothecat.bsky.social my best canadian friend i'm small like you and tony is big and this makes him warmer so when it's cold i can force him to keep me warm and i bet you can do it with frankly and eventually she'll learn who's boss just like tony did

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Very Important Business Cats @cats.kithrup.com · 17/10/2025

happy bosses day @scamperbeasts.bsky.social becuase you are the bosses and you probably aren't getting treats from your mini onions but that's ok i am sending you bossses day treats because you're the bossses!

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Very Important Business Cats @cats.kithrup.com · 16/10/2025

Hello @fiascothecat.bsky.social my best canadian friend you should tell your big friend that the highester you are the more importantesteringer you are and you are the most importantinged canadian cat i know so you should be up very high and look down on everyone it's in the cat union rules

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Very Important Business Cats @cats.kithrup.com · 09/10/2025

But @fiascothecat.bsky.social my best canadian friend by doing that big friend lets the outside squrrels know that you are part of a team and being part of a team means you can take down an entire army of squirrels which is good we had squirrels and they were doing things in the attic.

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Very Important Business Cats @cats.kithrup.com · 04/10/2025

oh no @fiascothecat.bsky.social my best canadian friend you're going to make your big friend think you've run away again and then she'll only have that other cat for comfort!

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Very Important Business Cats @cats.kithrup.com · 04/10/2025

hello saja my newest @scamperbeasts.bsky.social friend i hope you are enjoying your new home and everyone is playing with you and you are learning how to topple feline authority figures through stealth and sabotage

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Very Important Business Cats @cats.kithrup.com · 18/09/2025

I got dressed up for my Very Important Business Storage Business meeting, but it was cancelled at the last minute. Still, it pays to impress the bosses with how professional I look!

Scotty, a super flooofy tan&cream cat, is sitting on a stairs landing and wearing a blue diagonally-striped tie. He is looking off into the distance, possibly at an employee who is dressed casually when it is not casual Friday. His legs, chest, throat, and snout are white; the rest of his body is tan.

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Very Important Business Cats @cats.kithrup.com · 14/09/2025

Today I got my Very Important Business Haircut. Now my Very Important Business Tie will stand out and show how very important I am. As soon as I find where it is.

Scotty, a super floooooofy tan&cream cat, is very stoned and laying on a grey towel. His fur is very shaggy.

Scotty, a somewhat-less floofy tan&cream cat, is laying on a grey towel. His fur is much less shaggy. There are bits of his shorn fur scattered about. He is still very stoned.

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Very Important Business Cats @cats.kithrup.com · 13/09/2025

Daddy! Look at me Daddy! Look! Look Daddy! Look at me! Daddy! Daddy! Daddy! Look!

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Very Important Business Cats @cats.kithrup.com · 12/09/2025

@fiascothecat.bsky.social my best canadian friend i think your Big Friend should have taken you and left the babby to be with the Temp Friend.

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Very Important Business Cats @cats.kithrup.com · 04/09/2025

@fiascothecat.bsky.social my best canadian friend please don't run away again i was very scared and i sent you a bunch of treats so you never have to leave again i don't know what i would do if you were gone please don't do it again i don't want to cry about it again

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Very Important Business Cats @cats.kithrup.com · 29/07/2025

hello @fiascothecat.bsky.social my best canadian friend i sent you (and that other cat who should not be there) treats because you said you were famished and starving and cat famishinges are a bad thing and we should all try to prevent them and boss daddy didn't tell me they got there did they?

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Very Important Business Cats @cats.kithrup.com · 02/05/2025

oh no my best canadian friend @fiascothecat.bsky.social you have deddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddded from curly foot syndrome do you have churu to get better i can have boss daddy send you some too sweet if not

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Very Important Business Cats @cats.kithrup.com · 29/04/2025

hello @fiascothecat.bsky.social my best canadian friend i had boss daddy send you a shark and the trees said it was delivered a couple of days ago so did you get it now you and your new sister can each have your own sharks but you should get to choose which one since you're the big brother

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Very Important Business Cats @cats.kithrup.com · 14/04/2025

hey @scamperbeasts.bsky.social churu for smudge who is clearly starving and treat-deprived and smudge is one of my best friends in ohio even though we've never me is that near canada and @fiascothecat.bsky.social?

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Very Important Business Cats @cats.kithrup.com · 12/04/2025

the higher you are the more importantester you are everyone know that my best canadian friend @fiascothecat.bsky.social that makes you the most importantesterested person there even your big friend has to look up to you

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Very Important Business Cats @cats.kithrup.com · 02/04/2025

but @fiascothecat.bsky.social you are still my best canadian friend but boss daddy says i need to make more friends because there's a new cat here and i don't want to be her friend so i thought i could have a second canadian friend and that would be ok and i made boss daddy send lots of churo

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Very Important Business Cats @cats.kithrup.com · 29/03/2025

hi francesca this is maggie i am @fiascothecat.bsky.social's best irish friend but i was born in oregon not ireland but i'm in ireland now and i hope we can be friends so i can have two canadian friends

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Very Important Business Cats @cats.kithrup.com · 28/03/2025

@fiascothecat.bsky.social my best canadian friend having a sisters is the best you two can make sure your big friend doesn't forget to feed you or play with you and you can curl up and be warm when it's too cold and you can each be on big friend's hands so big friend can never leave you again

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Very Important Business Cats @cats.kithrup.com · 18/03/2025

One of my Very Important Duties as a Very Important Business Storage Business Storage Director Cat is mentoring new employees and interns, to help them become better in the Very Important Business Storage Business Storage Business Business.

Scotty, a super floooooooofy tan&cream cat, is sitting in a box, with his head pointed towards Vicky, a tabby-patterned tortoiseshell catten. The box has seen better days, namely, any time before today.

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Very Important Business Cats @cats.kithrup.com · 14/03/2025

boss daddy says it's french like potatoes and means whence but he says that doesn't mean when something was but where and that doesn't make sense i think boss daddy is trying to pull my whisker and i don't like that so i think he owes me lots of churu

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Very Important Business Cats @cats.kithrup.com · 13/03/2025

hello my best canadian friend @fisco.bsky.social did the churu cure you of your deddeddedddinnginededness and curly foot syndrome it always does for me but i was afraid it wouldn't get applied soon enough and then i would be sad and have to find a new best canadian friend but i don't know anyone

Maggie, a chaotically-patterned tortiseshell cat, is blurrily curled up on my belly and arm, looking very concerned about everything. One of her arms is extended, so you can see toebeans, and a large stripe of whit efur on the otherwise colored leg.

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Very Important Business Cats @cats.kithrup.com · 11/03/2025

hello @fiascothecat.bsky.social my best canadian friend i saw you had curly foot syndrome and had deddededed so i made boss daddy send you some churu so you could get better

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Very Important Business Cats @cats.kithrup.com · 04/03/2025

hello fiasco my best canadian friend boss daddy just gave out some books which had a story by your big friend and i think that means your big friend gets eleventy billion dollars and should buy you a churu to celebrate and maybe a squeaky mouse

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Very Important Business Cats @cats.kithrup.com · 02/03/2025

Today I PAPER BAGGED better than ANYONE else at the VERY IMPORTANT BUSINESS STORAGE BUSINESS COMPANY even though I am ONLY AN INTERN and TONY said he was VERY IMPRESSED and HAD NOTHING MORE TO TEACH ME and then he LEFT the ROOM with the PAPER bags.

Vicky, a tabby-patterned tortoiseshell catten, is sticking her head into a small paper bag. Her colors are mostly dark -- black, dark grey, dark red/brown -- and the paper bag appears to be smaller than she is.

Vicky, a tabby-patterned tortoiseshell catten, is crawling into a small paper bag. Her colors are mostly dark -- black, dark grey, dark red/brown -- and the paper bag appears to be smaller than she is, but she is somehow a bit more than halfway into the bag.

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Very Important Business Cats @cats.kithrup.com · 07/02/2025

As a Very Important Business Storage Business Director Cat, part of my day involves working with the Very Important Business Chief Technology Officer on issues related to storage, technology, business, and storage.

Scotty, a super flooooofy tan&cream cat, is resting against me, with my arm over his side; his arm, in turn, is pressed against my hand as I am typing on my laptop. I have a red shirt, and a black Apple Watch.

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Very Important Business Cats @cats.kithrup.com · 05/02/2025

@scamperbeasts.bsky.social hi smudge i hope you have recovered from your endeddeddddingedeinging but if not here is some churu to help and hi charlie i hope you enjoy your treats you're pretty for a dog i mean but that's not your fault

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Very Important Business Cats @cats.kithrup.com · 04/02/2025

oh no smudge my ohioan friend does boss scalzi have churu for you we can send you some but it boss daddy says it won't get there until tomorrow and you could be deddddeddeded of curly food syndrome that entire time and that would be sad and scary and i don't like it when i'm sad and scared

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Very Important Business Cats @cats.kithrup.com · 04/02/2025

It is VERY IMPORTANT for employees to KEEP THEMSELVES CLEAN and PRESENTABLE and SOMETIMES we NEED TO HELP others when they ARE NOT DOING A GOOD JOB, right BOSS DADDY?

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Very Important Business Cats @cats.kithrup.com · 03/02/2025

oh no did big frend try to hide your treats from you boss daddy does that here he puts the treats in the kitchen and then doesn't let me into the kitchen even though that's where all the food is it's like he wants me to starve and never have churu or turkey

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