Riley ⚢ @catpissriley.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Yall need to stop photoshopping the moon, your going to give her body dysmorphia!! 020
Reposted by Riley ⚢Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 26/11/2024A ride share service for the holidays where a sympathetic driver hands you coffee & drives you around town while you both bitch about your families & give ridiculous names to strangers you pass in traffic. 07017
Reposted by Riley ⚢Rocky @viperwave.bsky.social · 23/11/2024There's a type of mid-level cinephile (think a guy who's favorite film is Pulp Fiction) who just immediately hates you if you actually want to talk about movies. Like if you enjoy anything European they just shut down. 151278
Riley ⚢ @catpissriley.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Beefing w the downstairs neighbors because there food smells good and they wont give me any >:( 000
Riley ⚢ @catpissriley.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Girlfriend was talking about wanting to bite me after i send a nude so i wiped out these bad boys 🥵 010
Reposted by Riley ⚢turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 21/11/2024edging (holding in my poop while i drink my morning coffee) 1022330245
Riley ⚢ @catpissriley.bsky.social · 20/11/2024OH NO EVERYONE-ONES WATCHING Porn IN the IN n Out DriVETHROUGH 040
Riley ⚢ @catpissriley.bsky.social · 20/11/2024My roommates looking at porn while waiting at the in n out drive-through, shes so fucked in the head 050
