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Catloaf Blep 🍉 TOASTED

@catloafs.bsky.social
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Internet Barbie Cat. 🩷✨ linktr.ee/Catloaf_ TOASTED // [MOD]ify // L.E.W.D. Sandbox

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Catloaf Blep 🍉 TOASTED @catloafs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
graves disease sucks.
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Kelseypaintz @kelseypaintz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just a cute little quarter pounder with cheese.
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parker parrella @parkparr.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Passing Moons 🌒🌓🌔🌕
A rectangular print against a purple background with teal stars. Print depicts a blue and purple sky covered in dark foliage while five moons in different phases peek out from between the leaves.
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Catloaf Blep 🍉 TOASTED @catloafs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
this is a wendy's
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Catloaf Blep 🍉 TOASTED @catloafs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Some little Valheim things I did this playthrough. We are building our end-game base soon. No mods~ 🍄
Screenshot from Valheim. Exterior shot of the kitchen house I built and decorated. It has a cute garden.Screenshot from Valheim. Interior shot of the cozy stone kitchen I built and decorated.
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Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
telepathic cat receiving terrifying messages without knowing where they are coming from
painting of several cats in a pizzeria, including the waiter, helping a telepathic cat with lightning in its eyes and third eye open
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Catloaf Blep 🍉 TOASTED @catloafs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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I used to talk so much more candidly on social media but now I know who's definitely looking sometimes and it icks me the fuck out. So I just don't any more. You can thank /them/ for that if you miss my past behavior. Anyway, I got kind of real there for a sec. I'll stop now. 
Actual Alt description: A meme I stole from Reddit. POV: You are sitting at a dinner table. There is a plate of spaghetti and a glass of wine in front of you. A cat sits across from you on the other side of the table with the same meal. The meme text says: "you're so quiet" actually you said something I didn't like 10 minutes ago so you lost my personality privileges.
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I write words on anime girl pictures @kawaiibossbaby.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
embarrassing
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Catloaf Blep 🍉 TOASTED @catloafs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
feeling evil. might do some nice things for my neighbors and not tell any of them it was me. 😈
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Catloaf Blep 🍉 TOASTED @catloafs.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
YOOOOOO
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Catloaf Blep 🍉 TOASTED @catloafs.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Big thanks to husbando, the universe, and myself for providing me with everything I could ever want. I struggle to think of what I could even ask for at this point. ❤️❤️❤️ I'm so proud of all the hard work we've BOTH put in to reach such a great place in life.
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Catloaf Blep 🍉 TOASTED @catloafs.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Happy birthday to me! 🎂 Today I have done ✨nothing✨ but answer happy birthday texts and it is glorious. Husbando couldn't magically make a quaalude materialize so instead he booked us a couples massage yesterday and we also went swimming and ate WAY too many tacos ❤️
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Catloaf Blep 🍉 TOASTED @catloafs.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
protip: you can put a BUNCH of beehives on the big oak tree by your house.
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蟹のオーパーツ @kaniopa.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
5枚以上でカルーセル表示になったみたいなので実験
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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BURG: Slider Gaiden BEYOND @digijeg.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
lol damn
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Catloaf Blep 🍉 TOASTED @catloafs.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The bees are happy ❤️
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Catloaf Blep 🍉 TOASTED @catloafs.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
if It happens on the kirkaversary, i will believe in god again and go back to church.
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Catloaf Blep 🍉 TOASTED @catloafs.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
He's a Hylian. Humans have rounded ears, Hylians have pointed ears. That's pretty much the only obvious physical trait that separates them now. "Human" is kind of an umbrella term that includes Hylians. They used to be more separate, but now it's basically interchangeable.
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Catloaf Blep 🍉 TOASTED @catloafs.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
One small positive thing about AI. Any time I see someone using it, my ego gets a little nuzzle because it's an instant confirmation that I am objectively better and smarter than them. 🥰
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Catloaf Blep 🍉 TOASTED @catloafs.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I deal with that too ❤️‍🩹
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Catloaf Blep 🍉 TOASTED @catloafs.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
sorry, i can't go out. i can't handle having skin today.
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Catloaf Blep 🍉 TOASTED @catloafs.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I have that blu-ray! I'll be watching it! ❤️‍🔥
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Catloaf Blep 🍉 TOASTED @catloafs.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
He was looking pretty rough the past few years. I'm sad he's gone, but it's a good thing he can finally be free of that body.
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Catloaf Blep 🍉 TOASTED @catloafs.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I guess it's just kill my favs week 😢 RIP Tim Curry! I'm gonna watch Legend today. If you're gonna watch it too, you owe it to yourself to dig a little deeper to find the theatrical release (NOT Directors cut) because it's the one with the CORRECT soundtrack by Tangerine Dream.
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Baphomet Hail Demon
Alt: Tim Curry as Darkness in the 1985 movie Legend.
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Catloaf Blep 🍉 TOASTED @catloafs.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly will be so missed. I'm glad she can be with her husband again but this one hurts a lot. ❤️‍🩹 I will be making a donation to the Imagination Library today in her honor.
1987 picture of Dolly Parton aiming a shotgun in a long pale pink and white striped dress with eyelet lace bell sleeves.
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✨ seb ✨ thriving for stoly’s hoe phase @pipsqueakparker.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: an emo teenager is sitting with his family at a table in a casual restaurant. While his parents chat, he looks at another table solemnly. There is a dark aura emanating off him. Panel 2: a similar scene across the restaurant- an emo girl with her family; her little brother is absolutely housing a cheeseburger. She stares back at the guy across the restaurant, while also emitting a dark aura. Panel 3: the two teenagers eyes are locked on each other. In a shared thought bubble, which drowns out all the surrounding ambience, they imagine themselves as anthropomorphic wolves, embracing while they ride a motorcycle down a dark and lonely road through the black of night.
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MOYACO @ote-mo.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
🥤🍹🍦
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xXacidnekoXx @xxacidnekoxx.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
me
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Catloaf Blep 🍉 TOASTED @catloafs.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Just got out of bsky jail after 3 days bc i ALLEGEDLY told a zionist to eat batteries LMAO. Worth tbh.
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Catloaf Blep 🍉 TOASTED @catloafs.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
He kind of looks like it! He's a mutt from a shelter. 💖
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Catloaf Blep 🍉 TOASTED @catloafs.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Translation: "WAAAA LET ME GENOCIDE SEVERAL COUNTRIES WITHOUT CRITICISM"
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Catloaf Blep 🍉 TOASTED @catloafs.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
if you died i would feel nothing.
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poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
kitty doodle saying “i hope i don’t have a long day”, behind kitty there’s a factory. a long day factory.
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Catloaf Blep 🍉 TOASTED @catloafs.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
wtf wtf wtf. i've never had anything blow up on here before, i didn't think it was possible lol. use that alt text guys.
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Catloaf Blep 🍉 TOASTED @catloafs.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Nobody because my cat would never be a pedophile.
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Catloaf Blep 🍉 TOASTED @catloafs.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
HEY what the fuck don't say that about animals. Get the fuck off my page.
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Catloaf Blep 🍉 TOASTED @catloafs.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Grompy face 😑
My fluffy orange kitty Toby. He is sitting in his bed, but you can only see him from the neck up. His paws are both tucked in front of him, and his face looks very judgmental but he was just sleeping right before i took the photo so I deserve it.
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Catloaf Blep 🍉 TOASTED @catloafs.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
i hope in ur next life you get to be a house pet type animal and a nice old couple adopts you and they love you and want to make you fat and put you in little sweaters 🥰
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Catloaf Blep 🍉 TOASTED @catloafs.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Sister's abusive ex husband croaked while she's having a great time in Sicily. I'm so happy for her 🥹
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Catloaf Blep 🍉 TOASTED @catloafs.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
A pill aint gonna fix that.
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Catloaf Blep 🍉 TOASTED @catloafs.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
It's so shitty to just wake up with this pit of hate in my stomach that I don't know what to do with every day. I didn't have that before 2016. I never checked the news crossing my fingers hoping to see a specific obituary before total fascism took over and I hate them for doing that to me.
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 07/10/2025
Chiitan VS Watermelon🍉 スイカ割り大得意ですっ☆
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
An illustration done in digital watercolor of a manatee placidly floating in green sea wearing a little horned Viking helmet of the sort they are knows not to have worn (applies to Vikings and manatees). On one flipper they are wearing a round shield and in the other flipper they are somehow without the benefit of digits holding a Viking axe. Archaic rune-ish lettering in the lower right reads ‘Maybe it will happen today’.
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Stefscribbles @stefscribbles.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
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Catloaf Blep 🍉 TOASTED @catloafs.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
i mean i guess, but it just means they'd have that information to sell to whoever they want too.
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Catloaf Blep 🍉 TOASTED @catloafs.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Yes and you should do that if you can and it makes you happy! I just don't think we should be shaming anyone for not participating right now regardless of their reasons. I've been seeing a fair bit of that happening lately and it sucks.
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