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Barber for Cats

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He/They Games Master I know less than you

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Ash @santanaelchan.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Just saw Mamdani do this to Netanyahu outside what the fuck
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Barber for Cats @catbarber.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Bri'ish fantasy authors: Wot if yer postman woz a witch American fantasy authors: what if a young man with dark hair and sad eyes bore the weight of the world on his sexy sexy shoulders Canadian fantasy authors: what if suffering is the only objective truth of existence
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Barber for Cats @catbarber.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
You can tell they're having a recession in america cuz every TikToker is trying to become a Youtuber
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🎆 oceaned min 🎆 @oceanminex.myatproto.social · 30/05/2026
Repost to scare Bluesky developers
Scott the Woz leaning on a TV that says “PORN” on it
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Rine @rine.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
The XKCD comic titled average familiarity, with the text changed to a different subject matter.

Person 1: Indie ttrpgs are second nature to us enthusiasts, so its easy to forget that the average person only knows fabula ultima or one or two pbta games

Person 2: And Lancer, of course
Person 1: Of course

Text box: Even when they're trying to compensate for it, experts in anything wildly overestimate the average person's familiarity with their field
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bsb @blackshirtboy.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
A figure in shadow holds a bloody heart, and stands in front of fire and smoke and a waving transgender pride flag. The caption reads "Fix your heart or die."
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Barber for Cats @catbarber.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
It sucks to look at, is ugly af, no one asked for it, its abysmal dogshit, and it looks terrible, BUT at least Gen AI has finally allowed advertising executives to creatively express themselves
A terrible AI generated Ad for a fantasy game? Maybe? It depicts 3 unimaginably generic figures, with the corresponding text 'be a savage orc... or a beautiful elf... or a guy'. End description
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Barber for Cats @catbarber.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Plugging the Blinky on purpose so I can charge it up like the Halo plasma pistol
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rue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 03/12/2025
d&d is not a game where you can do anything you are thinking of garry’s mod
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Pe Metawe Games @pemetawe.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Details on our #CosmereRPG launch event! We have two games Nov 29: Bridge Nine & The First Step. Tix are $20. shop.pemetawe.com/shop/rpg-eve... Scenario writer @mericmoir.bsky.social will be on hand to chat & give sneak peeks! Presenting at 2pm & 5:30pm. More? Maybe... #ttrpg #Stormlight
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Barber for Cats @catbarber.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
👀 Fabula Ultima, the TTJRPG? Sounds pretty interesting...
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Barber for Cats @catbarber.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
To whoever just drove by my workplace playing "I Am... All of Me" so loud I could hear it through the wall I hope you have a great day
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Barber for Cats @catbarber.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Hey I'm on here! I'll be running Fabula Ultima, the TTJRPG, at 4pm for the Worldbuilders YEG indie TTRPG charity event! Please reserve a seat if you're interested :)
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Ben Daniel (he/him) @revbennyd.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 17/10/2025
white house has joined bluesky click here to block all official us government accounts instantly bsky.app/profile/did:...
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Barber for Cats @catbarber.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Very funny that whenever someone complains about a Star Wars they don't like their arguments boil down to "this is stupid and dumb". Buddy I have news about like 95% of this franchise
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Barber for Cats @catbarber.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
FUCK I got raptured in the middle of my 23rd Baldurs Gate playthrough. I was gonna make all the same choices I usually do I'm so fucking pissed off
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ThirtyHelens @thirtyhelens.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
ATTN FELLOW CANADIANS: An actual MP has created a petition to stop financial discrimination against adult creators by payment processors. You have to confirm your email but thats because its something that can actually be shown to parliament.
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Barber for Cats @catbarber.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
I have a great idea for the next Jubilee video
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Barber for Cats @catbarber.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
This new medication got me feeling like the white eminem
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Barber for Cats @catbarber.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Love opening Wordle and immediately forgetting every word in the english language
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Barber for Cats @catbarber.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
My favourite part of TTRPGs is making a guy for my players to get mad at. My second favourite part is when that guy makes all my players primevally horny for some reason
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Aditya Mukerjee 🦦 🏳️‍🌈 @chimeracoder.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.
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RoBOOgoblin 👻 @ttrpgifs.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
I don't think it's necessary for you to play a ttrpg's older versions. I didn't play 1-9 Candles but I did alright with 10.
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Barber for Cats @catbarber.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
My account is so small I can post whatever I want about JK Rowling. I hope she gets Last of Us'ed by the mold in her old stupid mansion
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Barber for Cats @catbarber.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
I think we should ban white Americans from being communists tbh. Like you can still be leftists but there should be a quota of real life minorities you talk to before you even think about Trotskyposting
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Max Kreminski @maxkreminski.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
imo good crit played a huge role in "games" becoming a more serious art form, community of practice, w/e in the 2010s. & the comparative weakness of "games" today is due in no small part to organized right-wing harassment + apathy from the Games Industry managing to stamp this criticism out
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ☃︎ ❄︎ @moxiest.art · 11/06/2025
leftists: that thing you teach us in school to be terrified of is happening historians: that thing is definitely happening star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it news outlets: these protesters are out of control
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Pe Metawe Games @pemetawe.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
The Alberta gov't wants to "standardize" school library contents. Let's call it what it is: book banning. Check out news coverage like edmonton.citynews.ca/2025/05/26/a... for more details & please fill in the government's survey your.alberta.ca/school-libra... The survey closes June 6.
White text on a grey background with the image of a stack of books behind it. Text reads: The government of Alberta is taking steps to impose what they are calling a provincial standard on school library materials, but what will functionally be a provincial ban on books they object to. The government claims that inappropriate material, particularly sexually explicit content, is making its way into school libraries and that inconsistent policies between school boards are to blame. 

It is worth noting that the examples provided by the government in support of their argument largely feature queer themes. The government also fails to provide details of where their examples were found, denying the public important context.
The government has launched a public survey. In the preamble, they say that sexually explicit content refers to “language, or material, including a written description, illustration, photographic image, video image, or audio file that includes explicit descriptions or visual depictions of sexual behaviour or sexual acts of any kind.” This is a ridiculous definition and would include everything from kissing to sexual health information. 
The government is conflating healthy sex education and knowledge with pornography. Sex education is important at all ages.

Pe Metawe Games takes this opportunity to reiterate our support for the 2SLGBTQIA+ community. We publicly support easy, widespread access to stories told by diverse voices and stories featuring diverse characters. 
Pe Metawe Games encourages everyone to speak up and speak out against this attempt at censorship. Please fill out the government survey and talk to others about what is happening. 

Survey closes June 6, 2025.

https://your.alberta.ca/school-library-materials/surveys/slme
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brian "kyoni" || Nth Circle @briannthcircle.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
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Tianna @tchadensis.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
I can't believe the pope died, this is really sad. I miss him so much
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The Amityville Jordan (1979) @jackal27.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
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Barber for Cats @catbarber.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Hmm think u might get cancelled for this one bestie
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Barber for Cats @catbarber.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Do u think anime is inherently fascist or nah
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Barber for Cats @catbarber.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
It's a real shame I don't have anyone to talk about Kagurabachi with it's truly peak shonen slop
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Barber for Cats @catbarber.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
All followers can we get this girl $5000 please thank you
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Rose Hall (Jade) @rosehall.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
I'm craving $5000
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Barber for Cats @catbarber.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
"I bet this goes so hard if you're stupid" yeah well I am and it does
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
i need a 52 year old man with $800 billion to impregnate my wife . i am worried our offspring wont be sufficiently feeble and/or annoying
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Barber for Cats @catbarber.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
If Danielle Smith wants to be American soooo bad I think we should remind her what Americans do to mfs who overcharge for healthcare
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Starbase 80HD 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇨🇦 @murrayspeer.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
A four-image comic with Neo and Morpheus from "The Matrix" movie.
Panel One: Neo is in the dojo construct, bent over in exhaustion. Text - "But Universal Basic Income would ruin the economy!"
Panel Two: Morpheus stands above him with a teaching posture. Text - "Did rich people tell you that?"
Panel Three: No text. Neo reacts with a slightly shocked expression.
Panel Four: No text. Morpheus reacts with a smug look on his face.
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Sam 👁️ @samthenightowl.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
nah i'm different, you can trust me with the death note
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Barber for Cats @catbarber.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
I make her bust at 10pm then I make her bust again at 7am call that clopening
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Barber for Cats @catbarber.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Even if this country gets invaded I will never stop making bad posts they'll have to kill me
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Pe Metawe Games @pemetawe.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Thanks for the heads up @juniperfolk.bsky.social!
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Barber for Cats @catbarber.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Save us 7 hour Dragon Age YouTube analysis 7 hour Dragon Age YouTube analysis if you can hear me please save us
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