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20 🏳️‍⚧️ she/her | willamette '27 | current: data @ Kickback, freelance writer | former: intern @ a lot of places | views my own 🔗 catabush.com 🌱 cafe.catabush.com

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cata @catabush.com · 23/09/2026
double-agent.jpg h/t @ianmfleming.bsky.social
mia fishel and her rapm, which shows a positive effect for opposing teams (2nd percentile in nwsl)
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cata @catabush.com · 22/09/2026
going back to my roots (bright green text on a white background)
a screenshot of a blog i wrote when i was 6 titled "things that i learned today".

Titled November 12 animal research
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cata @catabush.com · 20/09/2026
Guess which one of these players is $120k left back and which is a $1 million attacking midfielder
4 g, 10 a, 1842 mins11 g, 5 a, 2097 mins
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cata @catabush.com · 20/09/2026
Sure
Rainy, desolate landscape
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cata @catabush.com · 20/09/2026
The line for Rebecca Yarros’ Fourth Wing book signing ahead of the Denver Summit vs Seattle Reign match. She’s slated to sign books for an hour. Line for Fourth Wing x Summit merch tent also long.
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cata @catabush.com · 19/09/2026
Better than lake como 💚
A picture of the area surrounding centennial stadium in Denver CO
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cata @catabush.com · 17/09/2026
If you want to, you should. I would say that you *must*, even with everything.
Me as a chud wearing rangers jersey on my first day of university at Syracuse Me yesterday looking divaMe repping Tillamook hatMe in my roommate’s cunty dress
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cata @catabush.com · 16/09/2026
1/2
A picture of a paludarium on a bookshelf
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cata @catabush.com · 09/09/2026
let's play a fun game of am i talking to an ai or am i getting bluesplained by the median user of this site
an account responding to my skeet about being assigned a soccer related homework for class. the reply is explaining to me that soccer statistics have correlated variables and that PCA can be helpful.
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cata @catabush.com · 02/09/2026
Damn transfermarkt really know how to evaluate everyone huh
market value trend from transfermarkt with the tooltip edited to show "Market Value: 2nd round pick"
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cata @catabush.com · 29/08/2026
Bruh wtf
Picture of top two premier league teams showing City in 1st and Hull in second
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cata @catabush.com · 28/08/2026
man leaning in to speak in george bush's ear
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cata @catabush.com · 25/08/2026
absolute blunder by black to not gauge the scholar's mate threat
The chess layout shown in Dejan Joveljic's signing announcement video
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cata @catabush.com · 23/08/2026
Dejan Joveljic is the fifth highest goal scorer in MLS since 2024 btw (h/t @lucas-shrub.bsky.social who figured this out).
Top six goalscorers in MLS since 2024. Joveljic in fifth with 47.
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cata @catabush.com · 23/08/2026
Who will win? Coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb.
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cata @catabush.com · 17/08/2026
Most of his interrupting g+ is coming from clearances and blocks — last-ditch defending. You can see how concentrated it is in and around the 18. He isn't winning the ball high up the field or completing a lot of interceptions, he's jumping in front shots at the last second.
Nouhou's defensive actions plot
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cata @catabush.com · 17/08/2026
I think this is a good case study for the limitations of int. g+. Int. measures on-ball def actions, while g- measures g+ conceded in zones the player is defending. You can see that N excels at int. g+. But he faces a slightly >avg amount of att. g+ and allows more than he should (that's the -0.04)
Sounders defensive structure chart. Nouhou at LB is colored in with a dark green indicating high interrupting g+ above avg. The sounders face 62nd percentile attacking g+ down the left channel.
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cata @catabush.com · 17/08/2026
Mark Bronnik in his LA hotel room after scoring a brace tonight
Guy pointing at self meme from an nfl draft skit
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cata @catabush.com · 17/08/2026
Sounders’ chance creation before and after May 15th (not including tonight’s 4 shots and 0.22 xG)
Sounders had 17 goals on 19.85 xG in 11 games prior to May 15. They had 40% of shots from progressive passes and 157 total shots.Sounders had 3 goals and 7.16 xG in 6 games (not including tonight). 68 total shots.
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cata @catabush.com · 08/08/2026
I get why fans are so mad at this. The guy has 5 straight seasons of 10+ g+a in all comps and has 12 in 19 this season alone. His radar looks like this. Not a player you want to see leave for such a low fee.
marcel hartel player radar showing high dribbling g+, xA, npxG per 96, and progressive passes and carries p 96
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cata @catabush.com · 07/08/2026
Big things are happening in Corvallis
Facebook marketplace listing for “Duck decoys goose decoys goose shells” at $12,345. Description reads: “A hodgepodge of very educated decoys.”
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cata @catabush.com · 04/08/2026
finally 😭😭😭😭
centurions 103 point team with 4 99 rated players???
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cata @catabush.com · 02/08/2026
a screenshot of ASA's MLS analytics tier list showing Colorado Rapids alongside San Diego FC in the Tier 0: Nerd Boss tier.
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cata @catabush.com · 30/07/2026
The current state of Ted Lasso Soccer Culture ™️ is an AFC Richmond fan-made account collaborating with a real soccer team to post an AI generated graphic saying goodbye to a fictional character from the TV show, whose actor, at 35, has recently decided to return to soccer and publish a kid’s bookh
An AI generated graphic saying goodbye to Dani Rojas
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cata @catabush.com · 23/07/2026
Other kids my age are worried about drugs, drinking, and relationships. I’m getting emails from Don Garber, MLS Commissioner. We are not the same.
Email from Don Garber, Comissioner.
Preview: We’ll take from here. The tournament may be over, but the future of soccer in North America is just…
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cata @catabush.com · 23/07/2026
i am struggling to pinpoint an exact set of pitfalls in this roster construction. on paper one of the better/more efficient rosters in the league. i think maybe: a) more active solutions for injuries (buy people down - Morris?, loans) b) u22s c) too much "hope he stays healthy" roster building
roster construction profile for sounders
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cata @catabush.com · 23/07/2026
But have you considered he’s “funny”
Nouhou flipping off a referee after being shown a red
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cata @catabush.com · 20/07/2026
It's time for the big leagues
Mark Bronnik shot map 2026 - MLSNPMark Bronnik radar 2026 - MLSNP
Mark Bronnik shot map 2025 - USL 1Mark Bronnik radar 2025 - USL 1
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cata @catabush.com · 19/07/2026
139 minutes played 21 @futi.live rating 28/39 on passes 1 shot 0.0 xA 0.0 xG 1 Mikel Merino murdered THE Lionel Andres Messi 🔥
Picture of Lionel Messi with 21 futi rating
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cata @catabush.com · 19/07/2026
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cata @catabush.com · 19/07/2026
😿😿😿
Eras come to an end - Erik ten hag
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cata @catabush.com · 19/07/2026
What a beautiful gradient
Screenshot of futi ratings on Spain lineup. The defenders are all yellow, the midfielders are all orange, and the forward is red.
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cata @catabush.com · 19/07/2026
This is the guy Chicago just sold for $7.5 million to make room for a 38-year-old btw
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cata @catabush.com · 19/07/2026
It’s so over, we’re so back, it’s so over, we’re so back
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cata @catabush.com · 19/07/2026
This is the most insane pitch control plot I’ve ever seen. Also look at that reign passing network 😭
Pitch control map for reign vs Gotham. Gothams light blue covers almost all of the pitch
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cata @catabush.com · 19/07/2026
You vs the game she tells you not worry about
Screenshot of futi showing tomorrows final of Spain vs Argentina Screenshot of futi showing France 4 - 6 England
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cata @catabush.com · 19/07/2026
Lol
Shot chart for England France
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cata @catabush.com · 16/07/2026
Pre match stats ahead of Gotham v Washington: AQI: 220 Temp: 86 Hydration breaks incoming: 4??? $ I paid for this ticket: 15 Rows I am from the top of the stadium: 2 Souvenir cup: acquired
Citi field with a backdrop of a Smoky sky
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cata @catabush.com · 15/07/2026
Yeah, the smog is pretty bad in nyc rn
Picture down 11th in Chelsea. High amounts of smoke and smog cover the sky.
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cata @catabush.com · 14/07/2026
I also think it's important to note that this post is about, get this... not posting on social media. I'm not even joking. He's bragging about not using instagram.
Personally, I have always preferred spending more time building my life than documenting it online.

Whenever I explain this to people, they often look surprised.

But for me, the reason is simple:

I realised a long time ago that attention is one of our most valuable assets.

⚡ Every notification steals focus.
⚡ Every unnecessary comparison consumes energy.
⚡ Every distraction takes time away from building your own future.

I am not saying social media is bad.

It can be an incredible tool when used intentionally.

But I also believe that one of the biggest challenges today is that many people spend too much time following other people’s lives and not enough time building their own.
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cata @catabush.com · 14/07/2026
the Dr. is back at it and he's doing the equivalent of "intern reading company blog during work hours." LLM is locked in on the DC United website. These are the responsibilities of a GM.
Dr. Erkut Sogut linkedin post with photo of a desk and his computer open to the DCU website.
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cata @catabush.com · 13/07/2026
yeah i mean for a U22 it's not terrible business but the guy's only positive g+ season was 2023. He's a receiving beast but everything else is bad bad.
2026 ordaz g+ wheel: -0.062025 ordaz g+ wheel: -0.132024 ordaz g+ wheel: -0.052023 ordaz g+ wheel: +0.02
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cata @catabush.com · 13/07/2026
Lots of interesting data in here, well worth the read.
A chart that shows shooting tendencies on penalty kicks for left footed and right footed takers. Left footed takers aim for the bottom right and bottom center most often, while right footed takers aim for the bottom left nearly 50% of the time and the bottom right about a quarter of the time.Chart showing penalty conversion rate by position. CBs have made just 40% of penalties, while all other positions have eclipsed 50% or more conversion rate. AMs and Ws have the highest conversion rates at 80%.A chart showing penalty placement by position. CBs tend to go higher than other positions and have missed multiple times as a result.
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cata @catabush.com · 10/07/2026
pre-filled it, you're welcome
Tim ream apology form. Reason for behavior: (below are several checkboxes with reasons, one is checked and reads "I didn't know how hard it was to mark De Ketelaere")
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cata @catabush.com · 10/07/2026
@futi.live just released individual game player ratings and this is crazy??? They’re literally measuring ALL the stats 💀
Charles de ketelaere profile in USMNT match on futi. Beneath the header, there is a skills section that shows ratings for each skill. The top skill is listed as “Dunking on Tim Ream” and shows a 99 rating
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cata @catabush.com · 08/07/2026
Day 1 no world cup
screenshot of youtube with Sounders vs Pumas CCL final highlights pulled up
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cata @catabush.com · 08/07/2026
Pep Guardiola: I want to harm myself
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cata @catabush.com · 07/07/2026
The game is growing
A text message that says “cat rq can you tell me what is offsides in soccer.”
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cata @catabush.com · 07/07/2026
poch it's time
guy leaning forward with controller in his hand
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cata @catabush.com · 07/07/2026
anyway
cristian roldan posing with a us flag in front of lumen field
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