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Cassandra Pentaghast

@casspunchaghast.bsky.social
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I enjoy poetry, long walks on the beach, and punching Varric. Written by @vesaldi.bsky.social

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Cassandra Pentaghast @casspunchaghast.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Do you know how fucking old I am? You try slaying a dragon when every single one of your joints dramatically cracks every time you stand up.
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Cassandra Pentaghast @casspunchaghast.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
😳😳😳😳😳😳 True, however.
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Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
We call it "partial nudity." It's an envious rift into the world of disgusted noises that grows larger with each passing hour.
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Cassandra Pentaghast @casspunchaghast.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
You are not invited, Alistair.
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Cassandra Pentaghast @casspunchaghast.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Who shall we call an Exalted March upon today? Perhaps we should take a vote...
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Cassandra Pentaghast @casspunchaghast.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
The only person who will be getting launched is Varric. Out of a trebuchet.
A screenshot of the Notifications tab of BlueSky. An account called "Get Launched" is listed as having followed this account.
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Cassandra Pentaghast @casspunchaghast.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
I cannot believe this tome has revealed my secret identity. It was a secret!
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Cassandra Pentaghast @casspunchaghast.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
A dragon? Where?? 🛡️🗡️
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Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Nalia the Nookie Spirit. Cassandra greatly disapproves.
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Cassandra Pentaghast @casspunchaghast.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Because they know I would crush them.
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Cassandra Pentaghast @casspunchaghast.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
...how peculiar. I hope you are not animated with ~blood magic~.
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Cassandra Pentaghast @casspunchaghast.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
(Takes the slip of paper and gently pokes the candlehop.)
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Cassandra Pentaghast @casspunchaghast.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
What is this tiny... oh, a message? Oh... fascinating...
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Cassandra Pentaghast @casspunchaghast.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
I apologize. I closed my eyes to take a nap and suddenly it was no longer the Dragon age.
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Cassandra Pentaghast @casspunchaghast.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
It appears I momentarily forgot how to write, but it is suddenly coming back to me.
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Cassandra Pentaghast @casspunchaghast.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
One time. I did this ONE time.
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Cassandra Pentaghast @casspunchaghast.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
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a video game character says disgusted noise in front of a stone building
Alt: Cassandra making a disgusted noise.
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Cassandra Pentaghast @casspunchaghast.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
And what precisely is wrong with baldness?
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Cassandra Pentaghast @casspunchaghast.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Hm, dragon riding would indeed be a praiseworthy skill, certainly moreso than riding a griffon. They are rivals, and have sparks, you say...? 👀
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Cassandra Pentaghast @casspunchaghast.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
None of you can spell. Embarrassing.
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Cassandra Pentaghast @casspunchaghast.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Dragon Knights... of Love...? I am not familiar. Tell me more.
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Cassandra Pentaghast @casspunchaghast.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Absolutely — AND I MEAN IT — do not.
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Cassandra Pentaghast @casspunchaghast.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
(Disgusted noise.) Quite telling that the question must be asked.
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Cassandra Pentaghast @casspunchaghast.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
...did I just see a demon?
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Cassandra Pentaghast @casspunchaghast.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
The Blessed Andraste Herself says "trans rights."
Cassandra Pentaghast stands with a speech bubble that reads "throw the Maker's wrath at Transphobic people.
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Cassandra Pentaghast @casspunchaghast.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
(Unwraps the cookies and takes a bite, almost immediately scowling.) Yeuch, tastes like ash and despair. And... corn...?
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Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Deal. With. A jar of bees.
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Cassandra Pentaghast @casspunchaghast.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Why do I feel like I have seen that goat before...?
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Cassandra Pentaghast @casspunchaghast.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Cole, I would very much enjoy moving forward with the book club. I have had the great fortune of growing my collection including many of the serials I have been told are among Bellara's favorites. I would be happy to assist in finding copies for your compatriots. Respectfully, Cassandra Pentaghast
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Cassandra Pentaghast @casspunchaghast.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
(SIGH.) I shall never be invited to visit the Lighthouse at this rate.
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Cassandra Pentaghast @casspunchaghast.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
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a little girl is making a funny face while holding a toothbrush .
Alt: An angry little girl waving a hair brush.
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Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
We can only restore order by getting chased by Cassandra.
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Cassandra Pentaghast @casspunchaghast.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
I did not suspect you. There are no bees, after all.
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Cassandra Pentaghast @casspunchaghast.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
(Peeks out the window even harder.) They are not... undead ducks, are they...?
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Cassandra Pentaghast @casspunchaghast.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
(Peeks out the window.) Maker's breath...
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Cassandra Pentaghast @casspunchaghast.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Dare I ask why you have a duck?
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Cassandra Pentaghast @casspunchaghast.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Wha... what has happened to Cole...?
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Cassandra Pentaghast @casspunchaghast.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Cole...? (Waves a hand in front of your face.)
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Cassandra Pentaghast @casspunchaghast.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
You can help me by telling me what made you change. What happened to you, Cole?
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Cassandra Pentaghast @casspunchaghast.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
What in the name of the Maker is going on here?
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Cassandra Pentaghast @casspunchaghast.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
How exactly would you help me...?
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Cassandra Pentaghast @casspunchaghast.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
(Gasp.) The Maker has returned "for realsies" as the children would say.
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Cassandra Pentaghast @casspunchaghast.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
UGH.
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Cassandra Pentaghast @casspunchaghast.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
It appears that I was right all along, that neither spirits nor demons are to be trusted. (Disgusted noise.)
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Cassandra Pentaghast @casspunchaghast.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
........................................some of them, yes.
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Cassandra Pentaghast @casspunchaghast.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
I would like to join you and Neve, please. I will bring as many romance novels as I can carry.
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Cassandra Pentaghast @casspunchaghast.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Somehow I doubt that.
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Cassandra Pentaghast @casspunchaghast.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
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a video game character says disgusted noise in front of a stone building
Alt: Cassandra Pentaghast from Dragon Age making a disgusted noise.
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Cassandra Pentaghast @casspunchaghast.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
What is a "skittle"? I thought that was the sound giant spiders make when they run after you in a cave.
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Cassandra Pentaghast @casspunchaghast.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Every day I wake and- (Gestures broadly.)
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