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Cassandra Pentaghast

@casspunchaghast.bsky.social
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I enjoy poetry, long walks on the beach, and punching Varric. Written by @vesaldi.bsky.social

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Cassandra Pentaghast @casspunchaghast.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
😳😳😳😳😳😳 True, however.
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Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
We call it "partial nudity." It's an envious rift into the world of disgusted noises that grows larger with each passing hour.
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Cassandra Pentaghast @casspunchaghast.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
You are not invited, Alistair.
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Cassandra Pentaghast @casspunchaghast.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Who shall we call an Exalted March upon today? Perhaps we should take a vote...
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Cassandra Pentaghast @casspunchaghast.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
The only person who will be getting launched is Varric. Out of a trebuchet.
A screenshot of the Notifications tab of BlueSky. An account called "Get Launched" is listed as having followed this account.
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Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Nalia the Nookie Spirit. Cassandra greatly disapproves.
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Cassandra Pentaghast @casspunchaghast.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Because they know I would crush them.
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Cassandra Pentaghast @casspunchaghast.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
I apologize. I closed my eyes to take a nap and suddenly it was no longer the Dragon age.
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Cassandra Pentaghast @casspunchaghast.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
None of you can spell. Embarrassing.
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Cassandra Pentaghast @casspunchaghast.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Absolutely — AND I MEAN IT — do not.
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Cassandra Pentaghast @casspunchaghast.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
...did I just see a demon?
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Cassandra Pentaghast @casspunchaghast.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
The Blessed Andraste Herself says "trans rights."
Cassandra Pentaghast stands with a speech bubble that reads "throw the Maker's wrath at Transphobic people.
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Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Deal. With. A jar of bees.
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Cassandra Pentaghast @casspunchaghast.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Why do I feel like I have seen that goat before...?
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Cassandra Pentaghast @casspunchaghast.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
(SIGH.) I shall never be invited to visit the Lighthouse at this rate.
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Cassandra Pentaghast @casspunchaghast.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
media.tenor.com
a little girl is making a funny face while holding a toothbrush .
Alt: An angry little girl waving a hair brush.
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Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
We can only restore order by getting chased by Cassandra.
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Cassandra Pentaghast @casspunchaghast.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
What in the name of the Maker is going on here?
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Cassandra Pentaghast @casspunchaghast.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
(Gasp.) The Maker has returned "for realsies" as the children would say.
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Cassandra Pentaghast @casspunchaghast.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
It appears that I was right all along, that neither spirits nor demons are to be trusted. (Disgusted noise.)
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Cassandra Pentaghast @casspunchaghast.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Every day I wake and- (Gestures broadly.)
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jack @vesaldi.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
"Bob's Your Uncle" is a little ficlet of male Hawke visiting Isabela in Rivain sometime during the events of Veilguard. Taash is there to make things awkward and also because I love them. archiveofourown.org/works/62168710
“Here to catch a show?” she asked casually, knowing he would call her out on her bullshit.

Hawke snorted in response. “I come all the way to Rivain to see you and that’s your first question?”

Isabela sighed, something so uncharacteristic it caught the attention of almost everyone nearby. And then of course they looked at Hawke.
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jack @vesaldi.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
"Woo-o'-the-wisp" is a Neve/wisp pairing in a way that amuses me but is also NOT weird or bad (but I had the pleasure of being the first to use this tag so I'm sorry). archiveofourown.org/works/62057338
“Neve, is aught amiss?” Emmrich asked, immediately turning away from what he was working on. “You look as a storm cloud ready to release.”

“It’s the wisps Emmrich,” Neve grumbled, inviting herself in and dropping into one of the plush chairs in the mage’s tower. “I can’t get any work done with them stealing my things every five minutes!”
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jack @vesaldi.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
we saw you from across the ruins and we really dig your vibe. can we buy you a drink?
A Dragon Age Origins screenshot showing Ducan and Alistair looking directly into the camera.
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Cassandra Pentaghast @casspunchaghast.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
media.tenor.com
a man wearing a tie and a white shirt is looking at the camera
Alt: a man wearing a tie and a white shirt is looking at the camera
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Cassandra Pentaghast @casspunchaghast.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
To: Inquisition Staff CC: Commander Cullen RE: Inquisition Trebuchets The trebuchets have been set up in advance of next week's war games. DO NOT load unauthorized objects into the trebuchets. DO NOT shoot the trebuchets without express approval from the Commander or myself. -Cassandra
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Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
What's that smell? Tevinter butt magic?
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Cassandra Pentaghast @casspunchaghast.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Has becoming an abomination become trendy? Perhaps I shall try it.
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Cassandra Pentaghast @casspunchaghast.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Are you poking fun at me? Just because I was raised in the Necropolis... (Disgusted noise.)
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Cassandra Pentaghast @casspunchaghast.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
@solvingcapers.bsky.social I would like to join your detective agency.
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Manfred @magicmanfred.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Awkward (Intrigued hiss) *sips tea*
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Cassandra Pentaghast @casspunchaghast.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Who will I punch today?
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Cassandra Pentaghast @casspunchaghast.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
(Elevator music starts playing.)
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Cassandra Pentaghast @casspunchaghast.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
I have no ship. In fact, I dislike sailing entirely. I shall remain here, on solid ground.
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Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Scars remain, but they are just... formalities, no?
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Cassandra Pentaghast @casspunchaghast.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
What was I doing while Varric and his Veilguard were saving Thedas without me? [Wrong answers only.]
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Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
The Inquisition will defeat Corypheus by getting chased by Cassandra.
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Cassandra Pentaghast @casspunchaghast.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Perhaps I shall write a romance story about Sera. I am certain I do not need the assistance of my editor for this.
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Cassandra Pentaghast @casspunchaghast.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Masks are for Orlesian balls. I am glad you have all come to your senses.
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Cassandra Pentaghast @casspunchaghast.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
I have been too occupied of late to do any writing. (Collapses dramatically onto a chaise lounge.)
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Cassandra Pentaghast @casspunchaghast.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
The Maker has turned his gaze from mankind again??? (Collapses to her knees in woe.)
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Cassandra Pentaghast @casspunchaghast.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
You should all be doing less hinting and more fighting demons.
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Cassandra Pentaghast @casspunchaghast.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Would that I could be the Maker's Special Chosen.
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Cassandra Pentaghast @casspunchaghast.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
I am taking a vacation. Immediately.
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Cassandra Pentaghast @casspunchaghast.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
(Looks at Varric.)
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Cassandra Pentaghast @casspunchaghast.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
If I am not excommunicated in the morning it shall surely be a miracle. 🥺
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Cassandra Pentaghast @casspunchaghast.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
I have a bad feeling about this.
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Cassandra Pentaghast @casspunchaghast.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
(Peers at the Maker.) Something is not right here. Perhaps it is my imagination...
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Cassandra Pentaghast @casspunchaghast.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
You W H A T.
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Cassandra Pentaghast @casspunchaghast.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
W H A T ... ... ... ... ... I WON AN AWARD! :D :D :D :D :D
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