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rip city coffee captain

@cassidyfense.bsky.social
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self-proclaimed nba mascot expert espresso magician

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rip city coffee captain @cassidyfense.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Paying lawyers instead of paying Calabro
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Tatianna's 'Choices!' Moment on RuPaul's Drag Race
ALT: Tatianna's 'Choices!' Moment on RuPaul's Drag Race
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rip city coffee captain @cassidyfense.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Just for one day I’d like to possess this little self awareness. It seems like it would be so relaxing to just not understand the world
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rip city coffee captain @cassidyfense.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I hadn’t been to one in a really long time and wasn’t thrilled at 5:30am. My husband ran his first 1/2 marathon yesterday and it was truly a beautiful experience to see everyone achieve their goals
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rip city coffee captain @cassidyfense.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Feeling down about humanity? Go to a marathon, stand near the finish line and cheer for everyone. You will absolutely leave with more belief about the human spirit than when you arrived
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rip city coffee captain @cassidyfense.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Crying at the Portland Marathon because the human spirit can be so beautiful
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rip city coffee captain @cassidyfense.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Looked exactly how I look when I get a thunderclap migraine. I have no idea if that was what it was but the instant reaction and immediate rebound felt familiar
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rip city coffee captain @cassidyfense.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Rip City coming together over our mutual hatred of Dundon and Tyle is a beautiful thing
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rip city coffee captain @cassidyfense.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
a bunch of gabaghouls
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rip city coffee captain @cassidyfense.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You nailed it! The fact that everyone is getting an excellent experience appears to be a…problem?
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rip city coffee captain @cassidyfense.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
As you could tell from a maybe deleted post this is also how I found out what day it was
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rip city coffee captain @cassidyfense.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It is Wednesday and the library is OPEN
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rip city coffee captain @cassidyfense.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
this is absolutely the read I needed this morning!
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rip city coffee captain @cassidyfense.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Maybe it’s just how I was raised but I never expect a gift and when gifted a gift I like to say thank you
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rip city coffee captain @cassidyfense.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Transferring traditions from one league to another like there is no reason the two leagues would have differences is indeed wild!
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rip city coffee captain @cassidyfense.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
complaining about a gift when you were gifted an entire season of incredible women playing incredible basketball in an incredible atmosphere…
Bronwyn Newport gives a look of disgust
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rip city coffee captain @cassidyfense.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oh Logan I’m so sorry!
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rip city coffee captain @cassidyfense.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
some people are so lucky my friends stop me from going scorched earth on them even if they deserve it
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Lance Flamme
ALT: Lance Flamme
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rip city coffee captain @cassidyfense.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
no one is fooling me I’ve seen weekend at bernie's
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rip city coffee captain @cassidyfense.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
who decided to schedule every sporting event I care about for 11am today?!
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rip city coffee captain @cassidyfense.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
the amount of times I’ve eaten at the ramen shop this week is between me and the ramen shop and god
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rip city coffee captain @cassidyfense.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
my neighborhood has gained a ramen shop and my prayers have been answered
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rip city coffee captain @cassidyfense.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I’ll never choose between our 2 special tennis guys!
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rip city coffee captain @cassidyfense.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
What can’t she do?!
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rip city coffee captain @cassidyfense.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
How are we supposed to sleep after THAT?!?!
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rip city coffee captain @cassidyfense.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
A 146 MPH ACE AT 3:34 IN THE MORNING IS BONKERS!
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rip city coffee captain @cassidyfense.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It is UNREAL!
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rip city coffee captain @cassidyfense.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
check in on your tennis loving friends today they are (going to be) very tired
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rip city coffee captain @cassidyfense.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Matches like these make me so grateful for pacific standard time
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rip city coffee captain @cassidyfense.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Everyone on their phone for extended time in a ticketed seat should be forced to switch seats with someone in general admission
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rip city coffee captain @cassidyfense.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
All night tennis night makes me incredibly grateful to be on the west coast because I’m a sleepy girl and an 11pm start time would actually kill me
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rip city coffee captain @cassidyfense.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
How do I get my dog to understand that we do not go outside for potty time during a 5th set tiebreak?!
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rip city coffee captain @cassidyfense.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Throw his phone all the way to the parking lot and give the seat to someone sitting in the top row!
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rip city coffee captain @cassidyfense.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Someone give me the front row seat at the US Open currently being occupied by a man who has not gotten off his phone while VENUS and SERENA are playing tennis in the year 2026! He doesn’t deserve that seat I don’t care if he paid for it.
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rip city coffee captain @cassidyfense.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
made an apple cake and each slice has a full apple so it is basically health food
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rip city coffee captain @cassidyfense.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
What a way to kick off the weekend!
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rip city coffee captain @cassidyfense.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
GOODBYE CATHY! You kept that job longer than you should have
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rip city coffee captain @cassidyfense.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
ABSOLUTELY!
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rip city coffee captain @cassidyfense.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Dundon and Sheel sounds like a bad used car dealership and honestly it’s not far off
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rip city coffee captain @cassidyfense.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Steve Ballmer trying to sneak into games next season
Famed cartoon starfish Patrick Star wearing disguise glasses with a fake nose, eyebrows and mustache.
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aaron. @ayroned.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
damn poor Ballmer can only watch clippers games this season in one of his mansions or yachts or space station or some shit
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rip city coffee captain @cassidyfense.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
And that’s the power of relentless reporting! Thanks @pablo.show on the behalf of sports fans
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rip city coffee captain @cassidyfense.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Road trips may be rough but it seems like it could work for the day to day
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rip city coffee captain @cassidyfense.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
If anyone could power a car it would be the incredible stair stepping MVP of the world @basketghoul.bsky.social
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rip city coffee captain @cassidyfense.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
this might be the stupidest timeline but it has some silver linings like getting to watch Coco Gauff play tennis
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rip city coffee captain @cassidyfense.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
sometimes you just have to say I am a grown up and I can make myself an Italian soda if I want to
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rip city coffee captain @cassidyfense.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Are they really going to make Venus start her match at midnight? Someone tell us answers! John McEnroe and the rest of us have so many questions
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rip city coffee captain @cassidyfense.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Ohhh but I do paint….
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rip city coffee captain @cassidyfense.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Was never allowed “sugar cereal as a kid and when I discovered that my cousins had marshmallows in their cereal my brain simply couldn’t comprehend that level of extravagance!
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rip city coffee captain @cassidyfense.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
BEST NEWS EVER!!!
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rip city coffee captain @cassidyfense.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
My dog is fine with fireworks but absolutely petrified of hiccups
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