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Someone give me the front row seat at the US Open currently being occupied by a man who has not gotten off his phone while VENUS and SERENA are playing tennis in the year 2026! He doesn’t deserve that seat I don’t care if he paid for it.

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rip city coffee captain @cassidyfense.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

made an apple cake and each slice has a full apple so it is basically health food

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rip city coffee captain @cassidyfense.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

GOODBYE CATHY! You kept that job longer than you should have

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rip city coffee captain @cassidyfense.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Dundon and Sheel sounds like a bad used car dealership and honestly it’s not far off

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rip city coffee captain @cassidyfense.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Steve Ballmer trying to sneak into games next season

Famed cartoon starfish Patrick Star wearing disguise glasses with a fake nose, eyebrows and mustache.

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aaron. @ayroned.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

damn poor Ballmer can only watch clippers games this season in one of his mansions or yachts or space station or some shit

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rip city coffee captain @cassidyfense.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

And that’s the power of relentless reporting! Thanks @pablo.show on the behalf of sports fans

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rip city coffee captain @cassidyfense.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

this might be the stupidest timeline but it has some silver linings like getting to watch Coco Gauff play tennis

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rip city coffee captain @cassidyfense.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

sometimes you just have to say I am a grown up and I can make myself an Italian soda if I want to

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rip city coffee captain @cassidyfense.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Are they really going to make Venus start her match at midnight? Someone tell us answers! John McEnroe and the rest of us have so many questions

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rip city coffee captain @cassidyfense.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

My dog is fine with fireworks but absolutely petrified of hiccups

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rip city coffee captain @cassidyfense.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

In honor of Dolly Parton I think every billionaire should have to give their money until they are no longer a billionaire

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rip city coffee captain @cassidyfense.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

In a world full of hate, solemnity and ignorance everyone should strive to live with the love, whimsy and accepting nature of Dolly Parton. The world is a little less sparkly today.

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Jessica Luther @jessicawluther.com · 24/08/2026

Seeing that video of him going onto the court to yell at the players makes me worried for the players. But, fuck, I am thinking about the LGBTQ W fans, especially the trans fans, sitting next to or around these bigoted zealots. What about their safety?

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rip city coffee captain @cassidyfense.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

A pink dragon wearing a jersey dress, rocking a rose crown, sporting signature shoes with a little weirdness of a light up tail? Congrats to the team who brought us Rose the Dragon because you’re glacier blue nailing it!

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rip city coffee captain @cassidyfense.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

I forget and then am reminded at least 2x a week that Ja Morant is a Blazer

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rip city coffee captain @cassidyfense.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Do you think Kalshi would take bets about many hours I will spend hooked up to an IV this month? Will the winnings pay for all the IVs?

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rip city coffee captain @cassidyfense.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

my favorite team announcing what will likely be a glitter based mascot is the ultimate exposure therapy for my sparkalaphobia

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rip city coffee captain @cassidyfense.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

What if we start our own basketball league and it is just a bunch of us Blazers fans cheering for random people at various parks throughout the NBA season?

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kaylie (evil) @basketghoul.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

my favorite NBA team has a clear disadvantage against a team whose owner is willing to pay people under the table seeing as how our owner won’t even pay people above the table

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rip city coffee captain @cassidyfense.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

I’ve watched 13 parts of a podcast series that tell me otherwise about the “no evidence” thing

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rip city coffee captain @cassidyfense.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Thinking maybe Dundon sees the market is booming and decides to sell? Also thinking all billionaires are evil and nothing really matters?

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rip city coffee captain @cassidyfense.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

We are exactly 7 week into August Have you eaten enough ice cream?

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Valerie Valkyrie @beezygrey.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

it's so frustrating that the grifters have glommed onto the WNBA GO AWAY YOU FUCKS WE DON'T WANT YOU HERE

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rip city coffee captain @cassidyfense.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

You can say a whole lot about Steve Ballmer but at least he paid for his own arena and the 1160 toilets inside of it

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rip city coffee captain @cassidyfense.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

All I want for my Birthday is for Dundon to sell the team and I don’t think that’s too much to ask

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rip city coffee captain @cassidyfense.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

How does one bully a billionaire into selling their professional basketball team? Asking for some friends

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rip city coffee captain @cassidyfense.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Someone tell Sochan I make my own pierogi every winter and I’ll make him a bag!

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kaylie (evil) @basketghoul.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

why is it always the woman getting stabbed with a sword in a box at a magic show? even at a WNBA halftime show. stab a man in a box!!!!

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rip city coffee captain @cassidyfense.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Nyadiew is consistently bringing the most fun energy on the court and bench. I dream of having that much energy!

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rip city coffee captain @cassidyfense.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Dundon more like I’m DoneDone with this idiot

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Disgruntled Lesbian @southernish.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Sorry but fuck every single player on the Fever & Stephanie White too. By not countering Sophie’s bullshit, I am going to assume they’re co-signing it. They’re now encouraging hateful protests at WNBA games which should be safe spaces. Fuck the team in its entirety.

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rip city coffee captain @cassidyfense.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

the PR person reading the Indiana Fever statement at the press conference gave me a similar level of rage of Olshey sipping that water bottle

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