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Casey Writes Smut

@caseywritessmut.bsky.social
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Elder Millennial bi ginger who writes smut, mostly starring myself. Aspiring legit writer. Interim Noble Lady on the high seas

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onlinegf @theonlinegf.bsky.social · 9h
i’m in a mood today so all men must beg for forgiveness
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The Onion @theonion.com · 9h
Man Confident He Would’ve Been Brave Enough To Send Thumbs Down Emoji In Cornell Group Chat
Man Confident He Would’ve Been Brave Enough To Send Thumbs Down Emoji In Cornell Group Chat
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Feena van @feenavan2099.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
People really need to understand this
why would rapists bother to pretend to be trans in a culture that treats rapists better than trans women
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 13h
They quoted me in this New Yorker piece about AI today. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
“Let’s say there’s a world or time line I exist in where A.I. has been subject to regulation. It is ethical. It has no footprint environmentally,” the novelist Jeff VanderMeer, a prominent critic of A.I., told me over the phone. “With those guardrails in place, would I read an A.I. book? All I can say is no. And the reason is, in part, because I want to read something coming from a particular mind.” Using A.I., he said, “feels like a betrayal of the whole point of why you’re a writer.”
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I literally don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been raped, stalked, groped, harassed, or sexually violated in some way at some point in their life. If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you.
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Casey Writes Smut @caseywritessmut.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dear Guys: None of the women you know are surprised by the Cornell 7
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Casey Writes Smut @caseywritessmut.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
DD is an *incredibly* talented writer and you should definitely buy her stuff
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Casey Writes Smut @caseywritessmut.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
*me finally getting out all my cute Fall clothes only for it to hit 83 over the weekend
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Woman's Disappointed & Lame Reaction
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Casey Writes Smut @caseywritessmut.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
And now I'm deep into researching Regency era clothing just so my characters can get undressed for the smut.
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Casey Writes Smut @caseywritessmut.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My conservative career military Republican Boomer dad every time Trump appears on his teevee
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Inside Out: Anger's Fiery Reaction
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Charlie Jane "Lessons in Magic and Disaster" Anders 🏳️‍⚧ @charliejane.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Instead of: A hill I'm willing to die on I'm gonna start saying: A hill I'm having a picnic on Just... spreading out a blanket with a food basket and staying a long time ✅️ too many ppl dying already ✅️ picnics are cozy n nice ✅️ nobody wants to eject someone having a nice picnic on a hillside
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Casey Writes Smut @caseywritessmut.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
In my ongoing journey to make characters who aren't just me in a different costume I have decided to make my noble lady a brat who gets off on ruthlessly teasing the sky pirate queen. It came to me in a dream, you might say
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Casey Writes Smut @caseywritessmut.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
*me at hot men and womyn
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Rachael Taylor as Jessica Jones Spying
ALT: Rachael Taylor as Jessica Jones Spying
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Casey Writes Smut @caseywritessmut.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
In honor of bisexual day of visibility I'd just like to say in advance that no, I don't want to be in a threesome with you and your girlfriend even if it is your birthday
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Casey Writes Smut @caseywritessmut.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Dear Guys: First of all, you shouldn't be commenting on my appearance in a workplace setting, period. Second of all, there is no polite way to inform me I look tired. Third of all, "Wow, you had to get ready in a hurry this morning, huh?" is going to get you a death glare.
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Casey Writes Smut @caseywritessmut.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Why is it that when mothers get together we inevitably end up discussing birth horror stories?
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Casey Writes Smut @caseywritessmut.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It's Friday afternoon and I'm bored. People should ask me smutty questions on anon Oh, wait. Shit! Forgot this isn't tumblr
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Casey Writes Smut @caseywritessmut.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The new Mad Max looks like shit
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Casey Writes Smut @caseywritessmut.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Perils of dating a GenXer: half the things he says are quotes from movies that came out literally before I was born. And no, I don't want to binge watch "cultural classics" from the Reagan Era
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Steve Horton 🚀 The Comic Book Story of Space Exploration @mst3k.fan · 18/09/2026
Ask Meta Al anything
THAT'S THE META AI. YOU CAN ASK IT ANYTHING
ASK IT TO FUCK OFF
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Laika L. Gagarin @laikalgagarin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
so yeah they basically knew they were stealing and want to keep doing it.
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🌹WeegieFromWA 🍀 @onefussyone.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Some quips just write themselves.
Social media post:
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Staffer: Sir, the dog had a minor incident on the
couch
Kash Patel: Did someone say dog?
JD Vance: Couch?
Trump: Minor?
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Casey Writes Smut @caseywritessmut.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Yes, I went through a goth-lite phase in college and used to write cringey yearning poetry. In French. No, you can't read it.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 16/09/2026
I’m now sharing more with a Russian hacker than I do with my therapist.
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Indie Book Spotlight @bookspotlight.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Goodreads really took down all the comments pointing out a book is AI slop because the thief went crying to them about their sloppery being pointed out? After the author of the original book that was stolen talked about it. What absolutely useless cowards.
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Casey Writes Smut @caseywritessmut.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Okay so hear me out: after the Pirate Queen and the Noble Lady team up, they go on the run from the Noble Lady's father and visit a wild erotic variety of floating islands/castles!
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The people with the most power in the world are targeting the people with the least, and I think they should all burn in hell.
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Chloé Stawski @chlowski.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
meme of an old man getting assaulted by another one with a knife
old man : call the ambulance
*old man puts out a gun*
old man : but not for me
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Alex Brown 🇵🇸 (they/them) @bookjockeyalex.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Yes, I have seen the "smut doesn't count as reading" post and yes, it is bullshit. Take it from your friendly, neighborhood, smut-loving librarian. All reading counts as reading. Stop worrying about tallies and totals and what other people think about your reading. Enjoy yourself.
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Elle Cordova @ellecordova.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I am the very model of a modern day typographer I know the type tonalities from elegant to jocular I am a master tracker and my kerning is harmonical I know the sacred swatches and can name the hues Pantonical (Full version of Modern Day Typographer now on my YouTube channel)
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Modern Day Typographer - Elle Cordova
YouTube video by Elle Cordova
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Autumn Wolff | Lesbian Romance Author @autumnwolff.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Nutmeg? But I barely know her— *is pulled off the stage by a giant hook*
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Casey Writes Smut @caseywritessmut.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Is it normal not to have finished a single short story but you've already planned out a whole series of adventures in your mind starring the noble lady and the pirate queen as they rob and fuck their way through the skies?
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Casey Writes Smut @caseywritessmut.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Born to write fantasy smut Forced to practice law
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Casey Writes Smut @caseywritessmut.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
One interesting side effect of Trump is that my ultraconservative retired military Boomer dad has gotten super radicalized. At least once every other day I get a call from him demanding to know if I've heard the latest outrage.
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Helen Sharpe: Welcome To The Resistance (New Amsterdam)
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Casey Writes Smut @caseywritessmut.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Famous People I Have Been Told I Look Like But Really Don't: 1 Aubrey Plaza. Maybe in terms of personality? 2 Gillian Anderson (I wish! even if she is 20 years older than me) 3 Saoirse Ronan. Okay *maybe* the cheekbones 4 Emma Stone. Now you're just randomly picking gingers 5 Karen Gillan. Same age
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Kernow 〓〓 @kernow.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Canadian's deliver a large F*** YOU TRUMP!!😄👍 "Large Lake Ontario sign installed in Canada in latest jab at US" www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Lake Ontario sign installed in Canada in latest jab at US
Ontario Premier Doug Ford unveiled a billboard on Canada's shoreline with the message: "Lake Ontario. Now and Always."
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Austin Curreri @austymcfrosty.myatproto.social · 03/09/2026
Darkest before the dawn. Call your local reps. Organize. Even if this succeeds, we can protest in other ways. They want you to freak out. They WANT you feeling hopeless. Don't do it. Find a way to fight.
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Casey Writes Smut @caseywritessmut.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
*me when more actual published authors start following my amateur smut account
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Veep: Nervous Laughter Reaction
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Casey Writes Smut @caseywritessmut.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
During bivisibilty week I always remember the girl who danced and made out with me at a club in law school then looked disgusted when I told her I was bi and said she would never kiss anywhere a dick had been.
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Kristen Bell's Mischievous Smile
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Casey Writes Smut @caseywritessmut.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
After a big burst of writing on "Ravished by the Sky Pirate Queen" it's kind of dribbled off. Encourage me to write more smut!
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Casey Writes Smut @caseywritessmut.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
My knees are still sore. Get your minds out of the gutter
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Casey Writes Smut @caseywritessmut.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I ended up having to wrap an ace bandage around my hand because I kept scraping it on things so then I got to spend all day with people asking me what happened. And my knees still hurt. Everyone should feel sorry for me.
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Toddler Crying: No Sad
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Casey Writes Smut @caseywritessmut.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
People who write, where do you go for inspiration on character names? So far, all I have used are code names
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Casey Writes Smut @caseywritessmut.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Edward James Olmos: So Say We All
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Casey Writes Smut @caseywritessmut.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I resent this slander of basic white girls
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Casey Writes Smut @caseywritessmut.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
No seriously
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Casey Writes Smut @caseywritessmut.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
lolwut
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Casey Writes Smut @caseywritessmut.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I have no idea what evil stray intrusive thought led me to wear heels today but anyway I slipped and fell in the parking garage at work. Bruised my knees and scratched my hand but hey at least the shoes are okay!
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Hazel E. Baumgartner - HELIRUNA OUT NOW! @hazelebaumgartner.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Just like last time, we know why he's pulling this shit. Anything to keep the fact that he raped little girls out of the headlines for one more week.
A map with the Gulf of Mexico relabeled as "Gulf of The Epstein Files"Another map with Lake Ontario renamed to Lake Donald Trump Raped Little Girls
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This is how you do it. This is how you talk to these fucking people.
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