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Casey Schreiner

@caseyschreiner.bsky.social
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Long-time television comedy writer, journalist, outdoor author; lately, copywriter for 💸, poet for ❤️. 🏳️‍🌈 buymeacoffee.com/cschreinerq caseyschreiner.com modernhiker.com modernhiker.substack.com

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Casey Schreiner @caseyschreiner.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Extremely happy to have a pair of poems published on @bullshitlit.bsky.social this morning! Love that outlet and love that now I get to say “bullshit” in my bylines. See em at www.bullshitlit.com/blog/cschrei...
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Casey Schreiner @caseyschreiner.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Wow, THIS is how you box set. One of my all-time favorite albums, absolutely beautiful artwork and and book full of essays and memoirs from the recording. Cannot wait to dive into all of this.
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Casey Schreiner @caseyschreiner.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Well ... looks like I'm saying goodbye to Airmail.
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Casey Schreiner @caseyschreiner.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Very happy that my first published poem is in the most excellent @whaleroadreview.bsky.social. I'm also very happy that this is my first published poem. It's called "Running Hot," and you can now read it online: www.whaleroadreview.com/schreiner/
An image of Wadi Rum in Jordan - dusk - low sunset and clouds
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
A dresser inside a museum in New York City has been discovered as a secret stop on the Underground Railroad — the first of its kind discovered in Manhattan in over 100 years
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The Onion @theonion.com · 08/02/2026
Study: Majority Of Humans Happiest When Rest Of Family Still Asleep theonion.com/study-majority-of-huma…
Study: Majority Of Humans Happiest When Rest Of Family Still Asleep
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Casey Schreiner @caseyschreiner.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Though I will say, this is the second consecutive trip to @moviemadness.org where someone had checked out the two classic screwball comedies I was looking for (Easy Living and Ball of Fire). WHO ARE YOU, FELLOW SCREWBALL FAN?!?
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Casey Schreiner @caseyschreiner.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
It’s a Hepburn and Grant weekend at @moviemadness.org
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Casey Schreiner @caseyschreiner.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Really enjoying the discussion and comments on this post so far.
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What’s With That Voice People Use When Reciting Poetry?
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Casey Schreiner @caseyschreiner.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Really enjoyed this this morning.
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Oh, Fascinating by Anya Johnson
I make of myself an island on a sea of other people’s lives.
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Casey Schreiner @caseyschreiner.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Are you the person who rented the blu-ray of Palm Beach Story from @moviemadness.org the same weekend I was planning on grabbing it? I feel like we should be friends.
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Modern Hiker @modernhiker.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Another Modern Hiker Newsletter is en route to your inbox. I hope you got your America the Beautiful pass early ... but if not, the internet will help you keep that calm you're aiming for when you're out using it. Also, updates on desert wildflowers, SoCal waterfalls, a lawn swap, and lots more.
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Face Cards
You Know Who can't stop putting his face on things, plus, Rain in the Southwest, Flower Forecasts, Lawn Swaps, and more
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 25/01/2026
A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.
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Colin Dickey @colindickey.com · 26/11/2025
Handing back student work that’s been written by ChatGPT with a 0 followed by the comment “This essay will never stand in authentic wonder before the Beauty of God’s creation.”
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WEFAIL @wefail.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
If only Leonardo were alive to see how they've put Mona Lisa in a pond.
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Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Primaries for senators
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Casey Schreiner @caseyschreiner.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
I really need this checkbox option in more areas of my life.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
theonion.com/fact-checkin...
Claim: My uncle says Mamdani will abolish the entire NYPD.

True: Your uncle does say that.
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Casey Schreiner @caseyschreiner.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Ok let’s calm down, @nytimes.com recipes
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worm adderall (feral) @wormmo.de · 01/11/2025
it's me, unnamed critter from bosch's triptych of the temptation of anthony!
me with a blue funnel like hat, with a stick out the top holding a red ball on a string. I have on a red capelet and am carrying a letter with calligraphy and a seal in my crooked beak. I've got a badge with a symbol on itthe guy from the original painting that's got on my outfit except it's wearing tan turnshoes
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Casey Schreiner @caseyschreiner.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Being Sleepytime Bear for Halloween was a true delight.
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Casey Schreiner @caseyschreiner.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Bread Loaf 2025
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Casey Schreiner @caseyschreiner.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Hell yeah! My first *published* poem will be out in the wild soon! Watch for it at @whaleroadreview.bsky.social!
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 14/05/2025
*crab-walked
A CNN news notification : The convicted killer crab walked between two walls and pushed through the newly installed razor wire to break out of prison, authorities say
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☀️ Jon Schwarz ☀️ @schwarz.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
It seem insane for a US Senator to say we've all been subjected to "a relentless bombardment of Marxist propaganda." But what he means by this is 1) there was a Burger King ad with an interracial couple and 2) Star Wars Episodes VII-IX had a female lead.
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Gareth Southwell @garethsouthwell.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
The new OpenAI creative writing bot's "short story" has the phrase "democracy of ghosts". It's the sort of phrase that would make me stop and admire it, if I were reading a human author - which, it turns out, I was, because it's from Nabokov's 1957 novel "Pnin". www.theguardian.com/books/2025/m...
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Casey Schreiner @caseyschreiner.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
My third time seeing @thehandsomefamily.bsky.social - I remembered they were great live but I forgot just HOW great.
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Casey Schreiner @caseyschreiner.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Cannot WAIT to see @thehandsomefamily.bsky.social — Rennie Sparks is one of my all-time favorite lyricists and Brett and the band are unbelievably fun live
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Casey Schreiner @caseyschreiner.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Take up some “useless” hobbies. Learn things for the sake of learning them. Be an unabashed generalist.
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Casey Schreiner @caseyschreiner.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
You really can’t beat Raymond Chandler for similes and descriptions. Even if you go into these books thinking you know what hardboiled sounds like, he will consistently surprise you:
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Taco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 25/02/2025
Quit buying shit, write poems, live más
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Casey Schreiner @caseyschreiner.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
The market would kill us all to increase profits.
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Casey Schreiner @caseyschreiner.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
#greatwriting #favoritebooks
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Miles Howard @milesperhoward.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
The firing of National Park Rangers and the implications for park visitor safety and land use/misuse has me incandescent with rage. These tech fascist motherfuckers are taking a sledgehammer to the things we love; because they’re empty inside and all they can do is break things.
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Casey Schreiner @caseyschreiner.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
WikiTok is amazing www.wikitok.io
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WikiTok
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Casey Schreiner @caseyschreiner.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
I wrote a big ol newsletter this time … oh and I also shared a poem!
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Oh so we're BONED boned, got it.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
NEW — I spoke to a staffer at the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children (NCMEC) about DOJ's threat to pull funding if the org didn't comply with Trump's DEI executive order, and how org leadership rolled over. "Rather than fight back, we chose to sacrifice trans children," they said.
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Missing children’s org removes LGBTQIA+ materials per Trump DOJ demand
A staffer at NCMEC confirms the distressing effort to comply with Trump's executive order.
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Casey Schreiner @caseyschreiner.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
This is a great combination of corporate-speak nonsense and #enshittification from @disneyplushelp.bsky.social
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Casey Schreiner @caseyschreiner.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
"February, month of despair, with a skewered heart in the centre. I think dire thoughts, and lust for French fries"
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February
In the pewter mornings, the cat, a black fur sausage with yellow Houdini eyes, jumps up on the bed and tries to get onto my head. It’s his way of telling whether or not I’m dead. He settles on my ches...
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Casey Schreiner @caseyschreiner.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
I for one am here for Kara Swisher’s ongoing, savage, and justly deserved emasculation of these dweebs.
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Casey Schreiner @caseyschreiner.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Meta allegedly torrented 81TB of pirated books to train its dumb AI. And they KNEW it was illegal (and morally wrong) so they tried to conceal the seeding on off-site servers. TECHBROS RUIN EVERYTHING.
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”Torrenting from a corporate laptop doesn’t feel right”: Meta emails unsealed
Meta’s alleged torrenting and seeding of pirated books complicates copyright case.
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Casey Schreiner @caseyschreiner.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Finished this last night - one of the loveliest and most moving pieces of fiction I have read in a long time. www.goodreads.com/book/show/12...
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Beautyland
From the acclaimed author of Parakeet, Marie-Helene Ber…
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Andy Greenberg @agreenberg.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
A teen DOGE staffer recently given access to government systems worked at a startup known for hiring convicted hackers. Someone using a Telegram handle associated with him also solicited a cyberattack-for-hire service in 2022. All raising questions about his vetting. www.wired.com/story/edward...
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DOGE Teen Owns ‘Tesla.Sexy LLC’ and Worked at Startup That Has Hired Convicted Hackers
Experts question whether Edward Coristine, a DOGE staffer who has gone by “Big Balls” online, would pass the background check typically required for access to sensitive US government systems.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
(1/X) We're finally seeing signs that Democrats are starting to see how much people hate Elon Musk. Jared Golden (second whitest House seat in the country) is getting inundated with calls complaining about a "weirdo billionaire" running the country....
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Kara Swisher @karaswisher.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
That people now see the typical person Silicon Valley has produced through decades long juvenilizing and coddling of young men and the persistent sidelining of women is an important thing except it’s also too late. These toxic adult toddlers are grown and cloning more.
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