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Casey Lawrence

@caseylawrence.net
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I like reading about nba basketball, comedy, gaming, and parenting. I post very good (read: bad) jokes he/him

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Casey Lawrence @caseylawrence.net · 18h
Here lies the 2026 AL west. It’s a shallow grave. Everyone is stomping on it. It’s kind of a grotesque scene but it’s been that way.
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mike Rogers is a corporate sellout who moves back to Michigan every few years to run for office to take another swing at the revolving door of corporate politics.
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Casey Lawrence @caseylawrence.net · 05/09/2026
Cmon wizards did we really need a goatse Jace
Alt art for a magic card the theories, Jace beleren that has a real goatse vibe going on
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Casey Lawrence @caseylawrence.net · 01/09/2026
Me when my kids do their homework and clean their rooms
A Baltimore orioles pitcher with a happily surprised face
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Casey Lawrence @caseylawrence.net · 01/09/2026
Touché Amoré Ceremony Balance and Composure Dangers Make do and Mend
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Casey Lawrence @caseylawrence.net · 31/08/2026
The year is 2048. Every MLB team is assigned 4-9 Leiter grandchildren to the pitching staff. It’s found that if you are related to a Leiter, you’re genetically predisposed to throw a fastball with reverse splits
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Bill Hanstock @sundownmotel.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
oh my fucking god project 2025 is just season two of GI Joe
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Casey Lawrence @caseylawrence.net · 24/08/2026
@briancgrubb.bsky.social the Statham-inflicted damage to the head and face area in Mutiny is so good and you should rank the instances in your newsletter best to more bestest
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
The Kid Who Only Hit Homers
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Casey Lawrence @caseylawrence.net · 15/08/2026
Matt Christopher’s book The kid who only hit homers
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Casey Lawrence @caseylawrence.net · 09/08/2026
Weird Al shouldve hooped instead of tryna do parodies cause he tall as hell!
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John Hollinger @johnhollinger.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
LeBron and D-Wade, reunited
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Casey Lawrence @caseylawrence.net · 24/07/2026
LeGod killer
LeBron tweet saying “I thought I was done when the season ended. I wasn't ready to announce it, and l knew I needed some time to really decide, but I was pretty sure I played my last game.
I was honest at that last press conference when I said I needed to look at myself and deicide if I still love”
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Timcy @timcy.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Thought I lost this text from my wife.
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Casey Lawrence @caseylawrence.net · 05/07/2026
USA and FIFA proud to announce the new pausa de corrupción
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Casey Lawrence @caseylawrence.net · 05/07/2026
Will Klein sign my Force of Will (SOA)!!!!!!!
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Casey Lawrence @caseylawrence.net · 05/07/2026
Mac put this in a recumbent bike
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Casey Lawrence @caseylawrence.net · 04/07/2026
Switching Julius Randle for LeBron James does get you a championship based on all the available data
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Casey Lawrence @caseylawrence.net · 04/07/2026
Nonzero chance that the reason they couldn’t do live Tim heidecker stuff today is because he’s busy in NYC at a wedding
Tim heidecker, Travis kelce, John c Reilly sitting down on the set of moon base 8
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Casey Lawrence @caseylawrence.net · 16/06/2026
Explain your @ So, there is this AAAA pitcher also named Casey Lawrence who had my name as a dot com so I had to get the dot net
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Casey Lawrence @caseylawrence.net · 08/06/2026
We’ve all watched too much The Last Boy Scout (1991)
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Casey Lawrence @caseylawrence.net · 31/05/2026
This is an insane throw
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Casey Lawrence @caseylawrence.net · 29/05/2026
First reformed (2017)
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Mike Wasson @mikewasson.net · 28/05/2026
Frankly I’m disappointed with how few politicians can describe their favorite Final Fantasy Tactics party
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Casey Lawrence @caseylawrence.net · 27/05/2026
Me after I go look at the TikTok at someone else’s house
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What Is This, Reggie? - I Think You Should Leave
Alt: What Is This, Reggie? - I Think You Should Leave
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Casey Lawrence @caseylawrence.net · 27/05/2026
@bencollins.bsky.social you should get Action Bronson to do an infowars music video. He’s AJ-coded with the grey in the beard right now
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Casey Lawrence @caseylawrence.net · 24/05/2026
Beer discourse: a cold bud zero on a hot day is pretty good.
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ᴋɪɴɢᴘɪɴ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ɪɴᴋᴘᴇɴ @killlthehype.blacksky.app · 23/05/2026
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Casey Lawrence @caseylawrence.net · 18/05/2026
The first person to make steam but for newsletters is gonna be a fuckin thousandaire
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Casey Lawrence @caseylawrence.net · 18/05/2026
Déjà vu
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Casey Lawrence @caseylawrence.net · 16/05/2026
X stands for XBOX B stands for Box O stands for Ox X stands for XBOX
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Casey Lawrence @caseylawrence.net · 16/05/2026
Went 3-0 for the first time at FNM with the below deck, and got a force of will in the prize pack! Great night.
A magic the gathering deck splayed out for all to see
2x studious first-year
1x slumbering trudge
1x essence scatter
1x noxious newt 
1x quandrix charm
1x cuboid colony
1x hydro-channeler
2x flow state
1x Jadzi, steward of fate
1x pensive professor
1x pestbrood sloth
1x Berta, wise extrapolater
1x planar engineering
1x brush off
1x embrace the paradox
1x snarl song
2x fractal mascot
1x visionary’s dance
1x wisdom of ages
1x divergent equation
1x swamp
1x mountain
1x plains
6x islands
6x forests
1x titans grave
1x paradox gardens
Force of will from the strixhaven mystical archives
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Casey Lawrence @caseylawrence.net · 13/05/2026
I can Haase a bad time as a treat
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Casey Lawrence @caseylawrence.net · 05/05/2026
Happy 82nd birthday to Chicago legend Mike Kinsella!!!
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Casey Lawrence @caseylawrence.net · 04/05/2026
Classic James harden game 7 and the cavs are up 20? Wild stuff
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Casey Lawrence @caseylawrence.net · 03/05/2026
They aren’t going to let Jahmal Mosley on the plane home
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Damon Agnos @damonagnos.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
When you play a number puzzle game with a 9x9 grid where each row, column, and 3x3 sub-grid contains numbers 1-9, that’s called Sudoku. When you’re missing all your 3s and you play your rotation 1-9 to create the worst possible NBA offense that’s called Udoka.
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Oh No He Didn't @ohnohedidnt24.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
CP3 after the Clippers loss lmao
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Casey Lawrence @caseylawrence.net · 11/04/2026
Shout out to the dude in the front row of the nasa press conference wearing a Turnstile shirt
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Casey Lawrence @caseylawrence.net · 10/04/2026
@kylie.hater.club nneka back to the sparks let’s frickin gooooooo
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Retro Blast 💫 @retroblastpod.com · 02/04/2026
Final Fantasy VI is 32 years old today. It's hard to find words whenever I need to say something about FFVI because of how important and special it really is. So I'll just say this—If you've never played it, you owe it to yourself as a gamer to experience it. I promise, it's worth it.
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Casey Lawrence @caseylawrence.net · 30/03/2026
@kpelton.bsky.social congrats my guy on the new gig. Happy for you, and I’m looking forward to your success!!!
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Casey Lawrence @caseylawrence.net · 30/03/2026
Strange worldview here. He says this then still goes to work for the padres every day?
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Casey Lawrence @caseylawrence.net · 06/03/2026
I heard the sweater song in someone else’s car at school dropoff today. And it made me think: What would it be like when that album came out, if we had heard something like that.
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Casey Lawrence @caseylawrence.net · 15/02/2026
There is no more dame time, there is only Dametona
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Casey Lawrence @caseylawrence.net · 09/02/2026
The dog coalition has been dealt a devastating blow in the hide and seek games
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Dude Process @noplansjustvibes.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
A+ ad placement on ESPN’s trade tracker
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Casey Lawrence @caseylawrence.net · 05/02/2026
Each AL east team is forced to have IKF for at least one season it’s in the mlb rulebook
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Casey Lawrence @caseylawrence.net · 04/02/2026
Really just wish I could know what wzzntzz is thinking at this exact moment
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