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Casey Lawrence

@caseylawrence.net
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I like reading about nba basketball, comedy, gaming, and parenting. I post very good (read: bad) jokes he/him

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Casey Lawrence @caseylawrence.net · 22/09/2026
He’s on the fence, it seems
Dennis reynolds on the fence getting pelted with eggs
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Casey Lawrence @caseylawrence.net · 05/09/2026
Cmon wizards did we really need a goatse Jace
Alt art for a magic card the theories, Jace beleren that has a real goatse vibe going on
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Casey Lawrence @caseylawrence.net · 02/09/2026
One thing that helps me is that spotlight is so helpful, context-wise in situations like this. If I command space to bring up spotlight and type in Apple TV then it brings up the TV app. Learning to use spotlight as the launcher changed the game for me to be honest.
A search in spotlight in Mac OS for Apple TV that brings up the Apple TV app
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Casey Lawrence @caseylawrence.net · 01/09/2026
Me when my kids do their homework and clean their rooms
A Baltimore orioles pitcher with a happily surprised face
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Casey Lawrence @caseylawrence.net · 15/08/2026
Matt Christopher’s book The kid who only hit homers
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Casey Lawrence @caseylawrence.net · 24/07/2026
LeGod killer
LeBron tweet saying “I thought I was done when the season ended. I wasn't ready to announce it, and l knew I needed some time to really decide, but I was pretty sure I played my last game.
I was honest at that last press conference when I said I needed to look at myself and deicide if I still love”
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Casey Lawrence @caseylawrence.net · 19/07/2026
Mike jones wearing a shirt that says who?
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Casey Lawrence @caseylawrence.net · 12/07/2026
Quote from man stabbed, "What are you gonna do, stab me?"
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Casey Lawrence @caseylawrence.net · 04/07/2026
Nonzero chance that the reason they couldn’t do live Tim heidecker stuff today is because he’s busy in NYC at a wedding
Tim heidecker, Travis kelce, John c Reilly sitting down on the set of moon base 8
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Casey Lawrence @caseylawrence.net · 16/06/2026
I’ll join you from this area near the rose bowl
Me in the free speech zone at the rose bowl
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Casey Lawrence @caseylawrence.net · 15/06/2026
That looks so good!!! I made some grilled cheeses for my kids this weekend, so I appreciate a grilled cheese bar so much
Grilled cheese with crispy cheese on the outside
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Casey Lawrence @caseylawrence.net · 11/06/2026
Kofie we have the same glasses
A pair of glasses
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Casey Lawrence @caseylawrence.net · 04/06/2026
We’ve got height gap friendships, but you’re right, this rivalry needs to launch
Manute bol and muggsy vogues sharing a fun photo
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Casey Lawrence @caseylawrence.net · 03/06/2026
The 60’s wilt is a cheat code in this game. That’s my only 82-0 as well
My 82-0 team. Gary Payton Kevin Durant Larry bird, Maurice Lucas wilt chamberlain
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Casey Lawrence @caseylawrence.net · 16/05/2026
Went 3-0 for the first time at FNM with the below deck, and got a force of will in the prize pack! Great night.
A magic the gathering deck splayed out for all to see
2x studious first-year
1x slumbering trudge
1x essence scatter
1x noxious newt 
1x quandrix charm
1x cuboid colony
1x hydro-channeler
2x flow state
1x Jadzi, steward of fate
1x pensive professor
1x pestbrood sloth
1x Berta, wise extrapolater
1x planar engineering
1x brush off
1x embrace the paradox
1x snarl song
2x fractal mascot
1x visionary’s dance
1x wisdom of ages
1x divergent equation
1x swamp
1x mountain
1x plains
6x islands
6x forests
1x titans grave
1x paradox gardens
Force of will from the strixhaven mystical archives
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Casey Lawrence @caseylawrence.net · 14/03/2026
Give Gary Payton on defense a beard and long hair and give mj some horns
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Casey Lawrence @caseylawrence.net · 12/02/2026
The photo on the article being the eagles celebrating is……. very funny
Article says “restaurant owner dies in wild brawl”
Picture is of the Philadelphia eagles celebrating.
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Casey Lawrence @caseylawrence.net · 11/02/2026
I will say, if you buy one from erewhon (or a similarly overpriced bougie market) it is……. Incredibly not a good deal! It’s $8 at the local Kroger affiliate and $5 at Costco.
Screenshot of the erewhon chicken costing $10 per pound
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Casey Lawrence @caseylawrence.net · 29/01/2026
You can also check at the cookie jar if you can’t find him.
frog and toad sharing cookies
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Casey Lawrence @caseylawrence.net · 14/01/2026
Should I go see the Lydia Tàr show live???
One night only! Monster hunter orchestra concert live in Los Angeles 2/8/26 
Ad from Reddit
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Casey Lawrence @caseylawrence.net · 01/12/2025
The only hamnet I care about:
frank Reynolds from it’s always sunny in Philadelphia pulling the rum ham out of a fishing net on a boat
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Casey Lawrence @caseylawrence.net · 25/11/2025
The almost unnatural curves of the rocks in Zion are real fun to look at, at the very least
The narrows at Zion national parkThe narrows at Zion national parkThe narrows at Zion national park
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Casey Lawrence @caseylawrence.net · 19/11/2025
This is the original one that taika waititi saw and reposted many years ago
The original version of this one from Matt Apodaca
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Casey Lawrence @caseylawrence.net · 08/11/2025
Out indefinitely for mononucleosisTapping three mana for an Agatha’s soul cauldron
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Casey Lawrence @caseylawrence.net · 26/10/2025
Woody Johnson, the ambassador?
Jim Downey on Conan
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Casey Lawrence @caseylawrence.net · 25/09/2025
Ok here’s the question: does dycedarg look just like domantas sabonis
Domantas sabonisDycedarg Beoulve
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Casey Lawrence @caseylawrence.net · 22/09/2025
This place is not proud to serve Gal Godot
A shelf with a label
The label: “first name beginning with G–L”
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Casey Lawrence @caseylawrence.net · 03/09/2025
I snapped this picture at a play in San Diego in 2015 this was some of the graffiti that they put on the set for decoration.
Scribbling on a bench that says “is Joe Flacco an elite QB?”
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Casey Lawrence @caseylawrence.net · 23/08/2025
We are getting to the point where multiple kids are named after MTG planeswalkers
Jace, ingenious  mind mage, 6 mana planeswalker from ixalan
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Casey Lawrence @caseylawrence.net · 02/08/2025
Reskeet with a banger picture of your cat
It’s an orange cat sleeping on a green chair with its mouth open and you can see its lower teeth
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Casey Lawrence @caseylawrence.net · 25/07/2025
My last bulk burrito batch was like $1 per burrito, or $2 per meal. It rules to make bulk burritos for the week.
A refrigerator primarily full of individually wrapped burritos
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Casey Lawrence @caseylawrence.net · 14/06/2025
Kelvin gemstone leading the god squad
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Casey Lawrence @caseylawrence.net · 13/05/2025
@gruber.foo I played with the notes app a lil and if you switch to monostyled, you get the a back. Seems wild that they have it different there too
A screenshot of iOS showing how the a letter is rendered differently if you style the paragraph with the monostyle setting
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Casey Lawrence @caseylawrence.net · 07/05/2025
This is why they call it the beautiful game *jurassic park kazoo music*
A sequence from dodgers/marlins on may 7th 2025 
In order from the bottom: 
Miguel Rojas pinch hitting for Michael conforto.
Lake Bachar relieving Cade Gibson
James Outman pinch hitting for Michael conforto
James outman walks
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Casey Lawrence @caseylawrence.net · 23/03/2025
Froggy fresh, with a snotty nose, screaming into a microphone with closed eyes
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Casey Lawrence @caseylawrence.net · 22/02/2025
Hey I got you this tote from the swap meet this morning
A tote with the words blue sky on it
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Casey Lawrence @caseylawrence.net · 12/02/2025
@kylie.hater.club had a pretty lucky orange stake run with checkers.
Balatro orange stake win with heart joker, dice joker, yorick, and brainstorm
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Casey Lawrence @caseylawrence.net · 11/02/2025
lol I just texted this exact thing to my lakers chat
A screenshot of a text to the pau gasol fanclub with a text that says “yes it’s the jazz but it’s beautiful”
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Casey Lawrence @caseylawrence.net · 31/01/2025
Hey Mr. Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social I just wanted to let you know that I cut my finger trying to open this months edition of the onion as I was walking back from the mailroom. Thank you and the rest of the team at global tetrahedron for the opportunity to overcome adversity through pain.
Hand with a bandaid over a paper cut in front of this months print edition of the onion from global tetrahedron
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Casey Lawrence @caseylawrence.net · 10/01/2025
What’s your 10/10 album?
The album cover for parting the sea between brightness and me by Touché Amoré. It’s a print with mirrored mountains split horizontally by a painted white line
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Casey Lawrence @caseylawrence.net · 04/12/2024
🎵Please recognize that I’m terrified, I’m mortified, I’m up all night🎵 With you in spirit by Balance and Composure
Album cover for balance and composure’s with you in spirit. A picture of a sunset hidden behind the clouds over a field with two children walking in the foreground
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Casey Lawrence @caseylawrence.net · 04/12/2024
A femme knight from final fantasy tactics
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Casey Lawrence @caseylawrence.net · 15/11/2024
A tweet from Jeremy Lin saying “Racial tension is whack!!”
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Casey Lawrence @caseylawrence.net · 14/11/2024
Me! A man with a flat brim hat that is too small on top of his head
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Casey Lawrence @caseylawrence.net · 11/11/2024
@briancgrubb.bsky.social I thought of a fake name and then I looked it up on the internet. Turns out it was the name of a boat
A boat (offshore supply ship) named Terry Bordelon
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Casey Lawrence @caseylawrence.net · 11/11/2024
Had a very decent balatro setup tonight
A balatro high score of 1,436,410,464 chips. Blueprint joker, constellation joker, 3x banana polychrome, drivers license, and rocket ship. Holding three earths in consumable slots. If this is confusing, I’m sorry, you gotta play balatro if possible
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Casey Lawrence @caseylawrence.net · 29/10/2024
Gonna tell my kids this was Dwyane Wade
The gigachad meme guy
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Casey Lawrence @caseylawrence.net · 28/10/2024
Hi it’s me Dwyane Wade. You’re probably wondering how I ended up like this. Well I would recommend not crossing Jabba the Hutt anytime soon, and also being a little worse at basketball
Dwayne wade cast in carbonite just like that scoundrel Han Solo
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Casey Lawrence @caseylawrence.net · 09/10/2024
I’m sorry google, do you think I am Bowser?
Notification from google events:
Subject line “you’re invited to secure your cloud fortress”
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Casey Lawrence @caseylawrence.net · 29/09/2024
My FaceID stopped working
A picture of the poster with blue tiger facepaint
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