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Carrie Raisler

@carrieraisler.bsky.social
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That’s it, that’s the whole story (she/her, I like food and TV)

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Carrie Raisler @carrieraisler.bsky.social · 8h
yeah feels like a good day to sweep the Yankees
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Carrie Raisler @carrieraisler.bsky.social · 8h
Aranda, I love you but please keep it together
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Carrie Raisler @carrieraisler.bsky.social · 10h
The second Martinez went out I got a bad feeling.
static.klipy.com
Sheldon Cooper Hyperventilates: Can't Breathe
ALT: Sheldon Cooper Hyperventilates: Can't Breathe
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Carrie Raisler @carrieraisler.bsky.social · 13h
Whoops
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Carrie Raisler @carrieraisler.bsky.social · 13h
Just found something labeled “pot roast ragu” in my freezer. Do I remember making this? Absolutely not. But I’m gonna slap that on some frozen cannelloni and bake it and call it dinner.
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Sean Morrow @snmrrw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Never forget that David Ellison's Skydance Media was originally created so he could be an actor. Skydance's first film was 'Flyboys' starring James Franco and... David Ellison. David and his daddy invested $60m to make Flyboys. It grossed $17m Here's a bit of David's acting:
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NDEddieMac @ndeddiemac.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It’s hardly a surprise but truly wild that 90% of R ads for biggest Tx races are just pure transphobia. No actual issues just unadulterated bigotry. Garbage people to the core.
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Carrie Raisler @carrieraisler.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Was in the middle of a season of Great Pottery Throwdown and now it’s just… gone. Poof. I gotta stop watching things on Roku Channel (this has happened to me before).
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Carrie Raisler @carrieraisler.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Anita said “what is wrong with this foolish, foolish men our daughters married” from her CHEST. #BeyondTheGates
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Carrie Raisler @carrieraisler.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I got a new Rays shirt and I didn’t realize it has no side seams? It’s like a tube with arm and head holes. You know who shouldn’t wear shirts with no side seams? People with boobs. This damn shirt will not stay in place.
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Carrie Raisler @carrieraisler.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Whoever is doing the lighting on Doc hates Blair Underwood.
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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Mason Miller is the best athlete named after two professions that become important as a hunter-gatherer society evolves into an agrarian society
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Carrie Raisler @carrieraisler.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This Padres/Brewers series has been Dramatic (complementary)
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Carrie Raisler @carrieraisler.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Used canned enchilada sauce for the first time because I was feeling lazy, and all the heat that jarred marinara gets needs to be focused on this stuff instead.
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Carrie Raisler @carrieraisler.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Me, reading a fic where the notmally human characters are vampires or werewolves: “Yes, I’m on board” Me, reading a fic where the characters call Bridgestone Arena ‘Bridgestone Tire Center’: “Ugh this is so unrealistic”
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Carrie Raisler @carrieraisler.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Two-tribe Survivor is SO much better than three, they better not go back next season.
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Carrie Raisler @carrieraisler.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Really didn’t need the closeup of the thumb fragment #Survivor
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Carrie Raisler @carrieraisler.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Drama! At the Ballpark
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Carrie Raisler @carrieraisler.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Drew Rasmussen is a beast
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Carrie Raisler @carrieraisler.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I don’t actually have feelings about the Yankees, except when they play at the Trop and I hear all their fans cheering for them there. Then yeah fuck the Yankees.
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Carrie Raisler @carrieraisler.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I saw this ad today during the Guardians game and I could immediately tell it was full of bullshit
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Carrie Raisler @carrieraisler.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Unreal TD catch by Notre Dame
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Carrie Raisler @carrieraisler.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh an American cookie challenge. I can’t wait to see what dumb shit Paul says. #GBBO
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Carrie Raisler @carrieraisler.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I think Montana State has had a national broadcast every week of the season so far (go Cats)
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Carrie Raisler @carrieraisler.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If it missed it was the closest miss I’ve ever seen
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Carrie Raisler @carrieraisler.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh noooooooo lol
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Nicole Bedera @nbedera.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Earlier this week, I agreed to interviews with two USA Today journalists. They wrote fantastic articles about the Cornell case that I'm proud to have been a part of. What I did not know is that their employer considers interviews to proprietary and opens up recordings to be used by any journalist.
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Carrie Raisler @carrieraisler.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
99 to Beat made me cry, so that’s the status of my emotional wellbeing rn
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Carrie Raisler @carrieraisler.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Shout out to the blue category in today’s Connections, I am exactly that old.
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Carrie Raisler @carrieraisler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Holy hell (baseball is fun)
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Carrie Raisler @carrieraisler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh my, it’s loud in Atlanta
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Carrie Raisler @carrieraisler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wait that man is 23?
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Sadly Rutschman @flannelgoddess.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh shit the White Sox are literally on a mission from God
Letter to Jerry Reinsdorf from the pope

I was pleased to receive the kind letter that you
sent
following the game that took place at Rate Field on August 11, 2026. I am most grateful for this thoughtful gesture.
As I have noted,
"sport can truly become a school of life,
where all can learn that abundance does not come from victory at any cost, but from sharing, from respecting others and from the joy of walking together" (Letter Life in Abundance, 6 February In this spirit, it is my hope that the White Sox will
continue to foster bonds of friendship and solidarity people, and thus bear hopeful witness to the possibility of living and working together in peace.
With
these sentiments, I willingly invoke the Almighty's
abundant blessings upon you and your loved ones.
From the Vatican, 9 September 2026
Leo PXIV
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Carrie Raisler @carrieraisler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Gonna make these MLB playoffs my whole personality (the catch is I don’t really know anything about baseball)
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Carrie Raisler @carrieraisler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just caught up on all three seasons of the Netflix Quarterback doc series and I really enjoyed it. Those guys’ bodies are held together by pain meds and a dream.
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Carrie Raisler @carrieraisler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Kyle bought a sex condo? Okay Shane Hollander. #YR
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Carrie Raisler @carrieraisler.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So this Bucs season isn’t going *great*
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Carrie Raisler @carrieraisler.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This political ad that is just menacing Trump saying horrible things and that’s… the whole ad? Feels pretty gross.
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Carrie Raisler @carrieraisler.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ooof Titans ooooooof
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Carrie Raisler @carrieraisler.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I love Sterling Point so much but how are all these random American kids who know each other at this one Canadian lake 😭 more just keep showing up
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Carrie Raisler @carrieraisler.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
No one likes a rain delay but I am greatly enjoying the “live look in” games they are airing in the meantime.
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Carrie Raisler @carrieraisler.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Tonight’s Rays game has *drama* (just not for them)
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Kavitha A. Davidson @kavithad.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Giants just signed a backup quarterback and 1) I was not prepared for this to be his photo
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Carrie Raisler @carrieraisler.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Tim Tebow is very tan
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Carrie Raisler @carrieraisler.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Tennessee orange might be the worst color in the world and people here sure love wearing it
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Here's Laura Rutledge explaining that the secret service will not interfere with the radio communications at this game immediately followed by the broadcast audio going to hell
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Carrie Raisler @carrieraisler.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That review in this Cal/Clemson game is my favorite one I’ve seen. The channging of their decision mid-review! drama!
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Carrie Raisler @carrieraisler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is my favorite dumb show
Bingers TV Card: 99 To Beat, season 2, episode 1
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Carrie Raisler @carrieraisler.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I haven’t watched Big Brother in years but I left it on after Survivor and Devens and Dee are here? And they somehow both got to near the end? lol
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Carrie Raisler @carrieraisler.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The fact that this guy’s name is Kilby really sells that bit. #Survivor
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