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Carpe Jugular

@carpejugular.bsky.social
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Federal Criminal Defense Attorney, mostly indigent defense, probably working for free now that the Treasury is being looted. At the threshold of hell.

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shawn @mulchy.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
the scale of weaponization in the broadview six is def unique—not trying to minimize the harm from it—but cops and prosecutors do shady shit every single day and no one finds out about it because the system is titled in their favor. there’s a reason cook county is wrongful conviction capital, usa.
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Jess Calarco @jessicacalarco.com · 08/04/2026
“If you hate your wife, it’s a lot easier to justify exploiting her unpaid labor for your own personal gain." - my take, in this terrific piece from @amandamarcotte.bsky.social on why MAGA men want--but also loathe--"traditional" wives. www.salon.com/2026/04/08/w...
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Why MAGA men actually loathe tradwives
A new study shows submissive women aren't cherished but are held in contempt
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Andres A. Chavez @andral404.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Going to go on a rant here for a second… This is the scariest point for me, which is the normalization of ICE activity and the desensitization to these abductions as they happen more sporadically and at lower profile. Last year was a mess, it created a spectacle, but now it’s just everyday.
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Carpe Jugular @carpejugular.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
The goal has always been to normalize the presence of armed, militarized forces in our public spaces. Today it’s Ohare. November is the polls. The time to act is now.
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Carpe Jugular @carpejugular.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
How can we have a justice system when those controlling justice are never held accountable for their miscarriages of justice? Most people can’t believe just how imbalanced things are until the wheels turn against then. And even then they can’t understand that their innocence won’t save them.
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Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Small children held in Trump's concentration camps. A report. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/13/u...
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‘I Just Want to Get Out of Here’: ICE Is Detaining Hundreds of Children
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Carpe Jugular @carpejugular.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Because she has spent the last months tweeting about Star Trek instead of feeling the rage and guilt of a bad day when they kidnap a neighbor despite everything you and your neighbors have done to stop it, and you’re left shaking while trying to make sure his work tools aren’t left on the sidewalk.
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Carpe Jugular @carpejugular.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
@erinbiba blocked me, a person with zero following, instead of confronting her own guilt for only just now waking the fuck up.
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Carpe Jugular @carpejugular.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Apparently I was right.
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Carpe Jugular @carpejugular.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
The real issue is that it took the murder of a white woman for YOU to actually stand up and care. Many of us have been standing up and pushing back for a long time because we knew the horrors that were coming for all of us. And when they came we didn’t wait for it to affect us personally.
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Carpe Jugular @carpejugular.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Tell me you haven’t been doing any community ice watch without telling me.
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Carpe Jugular @carpejugular.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
I mean…why do you think thousands and thousands of people are doing Rapid Response? Migra Watch? Whistles? Because we’re horrified every single day that our neighbors are being abducted and killed. Why do you think Renee was there that day? Stop ignoring this moment that’s been happening since LA.
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Carpe Jugular @carpejugular.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
For months 🧊watchers have seen their own children gassed or come crying from classrooms because their local schools were locked down day after day. We’ve been injured and frightened. These were traumas we endured, assuming the violence but not the death. Yesterday the risk assessment was equalized.
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Carpe Jugular @carpejugular.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
My own hot take on the murder of Renee Nicole Good-it’s not that she was a white woman, it’s that she was a Migra Watcher. We activate white folks by telling them they are lower risk, and train them for possible arrest, never about risk of death. We all see now how close we’ve come to the same end.
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Jeannette Blackwell @theaterqueen.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
This isn't ICE's first. Silverio Villegas González was killed in Franklin Park, IL on 9/12/2025. González, 38 and father of two, had lived in Chicago 20 yrs and no criminal history. His death was the 1st fatal shooting by immigration agents of Donald Trump. The agent's name has never been released‼️
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Jeff Tischauser @jtischauser.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
DHS agents murdered someone in Minneapolis today for filming them. Everything DHS did in L.A. happened in Chicago. Everything that happened in Chicago is happening right now in Minneapolis. It's coming to your city next.
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Carpe Jugular @carpejugular.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
This is terrible. Please folks get yourselves trained if you’re going to do any kind of Rapid Response work. They have shown themselves to be very aggressive. We have the right to document their activity-please do so as safely as possible.
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WGN NEWS @wgntv.com · 19/12/2025
The Illinois Accountability Commission held a public hearing Thursday to investigate the use of chemical weapons by federal agents in Chicagoland, and heard testimony from witnesses and experts on the impact of the irritants used. Read more: tinyurl.com/5667e9jv 
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Puff the Magic Hater @mskellymhayes.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
My latest is the story of how my community has rallied to protect and defend our neighbors in recent days, as ICE has targeted the Rogers Park neighborhood in Chicago. "This is not a story about a moment of victory, but a moment of being reminded of our power."
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They Came for Our Neighbors. We Showed Up.
Before long, there were dozens, and then hundreds of people in the streets, watching and responding.
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Carpe Jugular @carpejugular.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
The following fucking day. Because that ensures the illusion of due process without giving any real meaning to this essential right.
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Carpe Jugular @carpejugular.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
When are we going to get beyond this ridiculous phase where scholars and journals argue that we’re approaching fascism and just admit that it’s already fucking here.
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Carpe Jugular @carpejugular.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Yes, I tell this to my clients all the time “if you didn’t do anything wrong, go ahead and talk to the cops. They’ll just embarrass themselves.” Moron.
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Carpe Jugular @carpejugular.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
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National Lawyers Guild Chicago @nlgchicago.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Taking the streets to protest ICE in Chicago? Make sure to save this phone number.
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Carpe Jugular @carpejugular.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Point 7 from The Black Panther Party for Self-Defense Ten-Point Platform and Program:
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ☃︎ ❄︎ @moxiest.art · 11/06/2025
leftists: that thing you teach us in school to be terrified of is happening historians: that thing is definitely happening star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it news outlets: these protesters are out of control
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Block Club Chicago @blockclubchi.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Thousands of people marched Downtown last night to protest recent federal immigration raids in Chicago and beyond. blockclubchi.co/45N9J5i
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Carpe Jugular @carpejugular.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Received emails this morning informing us that the IRS has locked the court out of the system that handles all of our payments, payments to expert witnesses, court reporters for transcript services, interpreters. There are probably other vendor types I’m not thinking of but this is pretty shocking.
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Carpe Jugular @carpejugular.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Really pulling for Cardinal Benitez as the next pope.
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Carpe Jugular @carpejugular.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
As defense attorney, sometimes you’re not left with much and just have to go with any defense you’ve got, but damn is this a dangerous defense. The terrible tension between zealous representation and making terrible case law in one headline.
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Carpe Jugular @carpejugular.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
“The unpreparedness of the educated classes, the lack of practical links between them and the mass of the people, their laziness, and, let it be said, their cowardice at the decisive moment of the struggle will give rise to tragic mishaps.” - Frantz Fanon
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Carpe Jugular @carpejugular.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
My first post on this platform two(?) months ago was paranoid about this exact scenario.
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Carpe Jugular @carpejugular.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
At what point do you @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social stop being dignified and actually fight for our country, you pathetic joke of a representative. I will actively work for whomever primaries you eventually. Fighting for our country’s survival IS dignified.
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Carpe Jugular @carpejugular.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Considering that a lot of these oligarchs are also large holders of bitcoin, what if all you little guys who still have bitcoin picked a day and just all sold in order to actually cause some damage to their balance sheets?
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Tina-Desiree Berg @tinadesireeberg.com · 19/02/2025
Ex NFL player @chriswarcraft.bsky.social protesting the inclusion of a MAGA acronym in the Huntington Beach library plaque at last night’s council meeting. He was arrested and cited.
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Carpe Jugular @carpejugular.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
I normally don’t admit publicly to crime but come fucking at me, bro. I’ve been telling people about their rights since 2008.
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'Border Czar' Doubles Down on Asking if DOJ Should Prosecute AOC for Informing Immigrants of Their Rights
Trump 'Border Czar' Tom Homan says he's asking the DOJ if Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez broke the law by holding a Know Your Rights webinar for immigrants.
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Carpe Jugular @carpejugular.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
The other path, the one that seems more likely under the current state of things, is that the funding for this necessary and important work will be eliminated, and with it, any hope we have of salvaging the rule if law, leading to summary executions without due process
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Carpe Jugular @carpejugular.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
The economic cost of a federal death penalty case has been estimated to be over 1 million dollars. This means we’re standing at a crossroads-one path leads to unnecessary waste of resources to carry out a cruel and unusual punishment. That’s the optimistic path.
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Carpe Jugular @carpejugular.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Perhaps it’s a good thing that the need was not great enough to qualify more of us for that work. But here we are.
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Carpe Jugular @carpejugular.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
We have arrived at a point in our American experiment where indigent federal defendants are entitled to the assistance of two attorneys who are specifically qualified fo accept death penalty cases. I’m not one of these attorneys-I know some who are, but there are not nearly enough of them.
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Carpe Jugular @carpejugular.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
We received some guidance from the Federal Defender to prepare us for a “significant increase in death penalty cases” here in Chicago. It is impossible to overstate how demoralizing this inevitability feels.
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Carpe Jugular @carpejugular.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
The absolute corruption here.
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Carpe Jugular @carpejugular.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
@maxwellfrost.bsky.social respectfully sir, why are you posting on bluesky and not kicking the goddamn door in?
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Carpe Jugular @carpejugular.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
I just talked to a friendly face in the courthouse and he said that they’re now trying to fire everyone at the FDA Chicago regional office. 100 employees.
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Carpe Jugular @carpejugular.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Again, this is RENDITION. How are attorneys appointed to represent these people supposed to get access to them? The federal courts are going to have a hard time approving all of this travel. Obviously this is the point. Goodbye due process.
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Rubio says El Salvador will house deportees from U.S., including Americans
A U.S. official said the Trump administration had no plans to try to deport American citizens. The U.S. government cannot deport American citizens and such a move would be met with legal challenges.
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Carpe Jugular @carpejugular.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
This is the acting US Attorney for DC. He only cares about protecting the plunder, he doesn’t give a shit about protecting the property of the American people.
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Carpe Jugular @carpejugular.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
I’m pretty sure I said something similar on….December 13? I thought it would be raiding the federal reserve and not the treasury tho.
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Carpe Jugular @carpejugular.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
The max penalty here is intentional because with a 20 year max, there is an automatic presumption of detention that the defendant must then overcome with some evidence that s/he is not a danger to the community/risk of nonappearance. By statute this a low burden, in practice, it’s hard to overcome.
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Carpe Jugular @carpejugular.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Seems like if Musk really wanted to eliminate government wastefulness he’d poke around the pentagon and “streamline” their spending instead of fucking around with all the payments we rely on. He could probably also make sure he personally benefits from DOD contracts too.
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