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CAROLINE KELLY | new york @carolinekellyxo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Only one more bucket list trip left this year aside from going home for Christmas 😔 My 2027 “never been” wishlist, in case you want to fly me somewhere I’ve never been:

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CAROLINE KELLY | new york @carolinekellyxo.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

They really need to make one of the Michelin stars dependent on whether there are hooks or a shelf under the bar or a separate stool at the table for your bag, or whether they hand you one of those ridiculous little hooks to balance it on the edge of the bar/table.

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CAROLINE KELLY | new york @carolinekellyxo.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

If you’re looking for a gift for your favorite companion, which also has the biggest ROI for you, the answer will always be: More. Admin. Help.

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CAROLINE KELLY | new york @carolinekellyxo.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

Next couple weeks are academic crunch time, then I’m gone for the holidays til mid-January. Sorry to everyone who wants to see me but didn’t schedule in September 🙈 (And if you’re waiting on a text, email, or carrier pigeon message from me, apologies in advance for delays!)

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Ava Golde | Venusian Muse @avagoldeny.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

What a wonderful dinner party hosted by @carolinekellyxo.bsky.social last night! I am happy to report that she was satisfied with my rendition of an outfit that would “scandalize people in a restaurant a little too much.”

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CAROLINE KELLY | new york @carolinekellyxo.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

Just sorted 1700 nudes into a folder. Do with that info what you will (make sure you’ve joined my sunroom☀️).

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CAROLINE KELLY | new york @carolinekellyxo.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

Noticed a little discrepancy between rates on my website and what’s been in my calendar software, so… if you’ve been booking in the 6-14 hr range, there might be a slight rate adjustment going forward.

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CAROLINE KELLY | new york @carolinekellyxo.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

Things I learned today: - It is not advisable to put sparkling water in a glass water bottle with a rubber seal. - The leather-lined Goyard totes are basically waterproof and can hold gallons of water. - MacBooks don’t like baths 💻 🛁

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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

“see you next year” haha well what if you don’t? what if i just disappear forever? are these the last words you want to say to me?

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CAROLINE KELLY | new york @carolinekellyxo.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

Currently booking a flight to LA to visit my love, @Aspen__Banks, in late February.

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CAROLINE KELLY | new york @carolinekellyxo.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

My date: I want to buy you more shoes. Me: My closet is full. First you have to buy me more shelves. The “shelves” in question…

Rendering of a custom wardrobe with opaque and glass doors.

Rendering of a custom wardrobe with 6 large sections designed for gowns, dresses, tops and bottoms, swimwear and corsets, sliding shelves and drawers, three lingerie sections, and a section for robes and nightgowns.

Rendering of a custom wardrobe with two sections of shelving and seven smaller sections with glass and opaque doors on them.

Rendering of a custom wardrobe with two sections of shelving for shoes, one smaller section with shelves above and drawers below, then two sections with closet rods above and below for tops and bottoms, then another shelves and drawers section, two more clothing sections, and a final shelves and drawers section.

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CAROLINE KELLY | new york @carolinekellyxo.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

Just signed on my dream apartment and I am not going to stop smiling for a month ✨

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CAROLINE KELLY | new york @carolinekellyxo.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

1k, already? It’s lovely to meet you all. If we haven’t met in person or interacted much online before, feel free to: - introduce yourself below - let me know why you followed me - tell me what you’d like to see here

Text in a dictionary layout, which reads:
Enchanté. Adjective, French. 1. Pleased to meet you; enchanted. 2. Placed under a spell; bewitched. 3. Filled with delight; charmed. See also: captivated, dazzled, enraptured, entranced.

Photo collage of four photos. Top left, woman in a black lace bra reclining in a chair. Top right, legs in black high heeled pumps. Bottom left, empty chair. Bottom right, close up of a woman’s knees and lace trimmed slip.

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Florence Wilde @florencewilde.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

This app feels like an all girls slumber party after one of us finally dumped a toxic ex

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🌦️Wifeguy Auteur🌦️ @delugeduvall.effigyfilms.com · 15/11/2024

SEX WORKERS: the end of twitter is a fresh start for our community. the social divide between “big” and “small” accounts is diminished. this is our chance to connect with each other and build a strong sense of community because damned if we aren’t going to need to stick together in the coming years.

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haunted ghoulfriend👻🍬 @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

sex workers were here first. if you don’t want to see porn don’t change your settings to show you porn dumbass

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Goose @tengosa.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

Strippers’ bill of rights signed into law in Washington, small victory amid everything

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Katie Porter’s White Board @ohdangitevie.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

Don’t be the same dusty ass you were on Twitter. Post your hobbies, your passions, talk with each other, follow people back. There is no reason for someone with like 78k followers to be following a handful of people. Don’t act like you’re an elitist dipshit here. We are nice here, to each other.

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CAROLINE KELLY | new york @carolinekellyxo.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

Honestly I kind of like the idea of moving platforms every few years. Everyone’s follower counts are reset, and we all start with a clean slate. Personally, I’m excited to finally have an account that isn’t stuck at a certain number of followers.

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CAROLINE KELLY | new york @carolinekellyxo.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

welcome. I'm a Manhattan-based luxury companion and lover of lingerie. If your interests relate to either or both of those things, you're probably in the right place.

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