wealthy gadabout @carlosanimals.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Tennis™ is the Official Sport of the US Open 110
wealthy gadabout @carlosanimals.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I went to the second to last game of that season with my dad and grandpa and saw Rickey steal his last two bases of the season. Rickey was my grandpa’s favorite player. Fun memory. 010
wealthy gadabout @carlosanimals.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I’m choosing to interpret this offseason as Jed and Kyle absorbing all the bad karma away from the games so the team can stay healthy and succeed on the field 011
Reposted by wealthy gadaboutDamon Agnos @damonagnos.bsky.social · 23/07/2025An aching Beavis, hobbled by repetitive motion injuries, texts Ozzy memories to Butthead during a risky unauthorized bathroom break at the Amazon warehouse 1232
wealthy gadabout @carlosanimals.bsky.social · 11/08/2026I was watching some old SNL intros and, man, I really do not remember some of these people being cast members 030
wealthy gadabout @carlosanimals.bsky.social · 10/08/2026My advice to young people is to be afraid of failure. Failing is painful and destructive in a way that haunts you for the rest of your life. Don’t let it happen to you. 020
wealthy gadabout @carlosanimals.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Rich Little’s Big Ass Bonanza and Seaside Fuck Fest 010
wealthy gadabout @carlosanimals.bsky.social · 25/07/2026I think the most beautiful phrase in the English language is “Chinese Rodney Dangerfield” 010
wealthy gadabout @carlosanimals.bsky.social · 17/07/2026I just found out that the kid who made Backrooms is from Petaluma and now I have lost all interest in seeing the movie. 000
wealthy gadabout @carlosanimals.bsky.social · 16/07/2026That episode of Cheers where all the guys have sex with each other as a male bonding thing but they leave poor Frasier out of it because he’s bald 011
wealthy gadabout @carlosanimals.bsky.social · 08/07/2026This reminds me of how, in Cheers, Cliff Clavin (the world’s biggest weenie) has framed photos of the president and postmaster general in his apartment. 020
wealthy gadabout @carlosanimals.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Is this anything? [to the tune of the Jeffersons theme song] Buh-buh-buh Beavis, Buh-buh-buh Beavis and Butthead 000
Reposted by wealthy gadaboutKatie Heindl @wtevs.bsky.social · 25/06/2026thanks lit hub for the shoutout! lithub.com/what-to-read... 081
Reposted by wealthy gadaboutDamon Agnos @damonagnos.bsky.social · 06/10/2023“The stars of track and field are beautiful people” is a Belle and Sebastian line that also sounds like a Donald Trump line 1194
wealthy gadabout @carlosanimals.bsky.social · 10/06/2026In the grand tradition of treating all NBA analysis as a determination of who is and isn’t a fraud, I created these graphics for Jalen Brunson for each game of the Finals 000
wealthy gadabout @carlosanimals.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Niles subplot: he has 4 hours to throw a dinner party or else he’ll get slightly worse seats at the opera Frasier subplot: the woman he’s trying to fuck heard him singing zip a dee doo dah on the toilet & thinks he’s weird Martin subplot: can’t let Frasier know the dog ate his gun & barks bullets 000
wealthy gadabout @carlosanimals.bsky.social · 26/05/2026New York NBA fans have a proud tradition of rooting for Whichever Team Is Good & Cool Right Now. And luck of all luck, the current team that fits that bill plays in their home city! 000
wealthy gadabout @carlosanimals.bsky.social · 26/05/2026If the Thunder win the west, I am 100% ready to jump on the Knicks bandwagon. Which makes me exactly as loyal as the average Knicks fan. 000
Reposted by wealthy gadaboutBrent S. Sirota @brentsirota.bsky.social · 26/05/2026And now they are all gone. RIP Sonny Rollins. 281656587
wealthy gadabout @carlosanimals.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Yeah, I like A24… A24 thousand dollar a year job 000
Reposted by wealthy gadaboutPhil A. Mignon @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social · 05/05/2026this isn’t my first rodeo, but it is my fifth mambo 183
Reposted by wealthy gadaboutFrightening Ryland @rylandduncan.bsky.social · 05/05/2026The theme at the Met Gala was, for the third year in a row, beastiality 082
Reposted by wealthy gadaboutFrightening Ryland @rylandduncan.bsky.social · 02/05/2026there's a new kind of genitals just for rich people, it's a kind of iridescent cloaca they put on your lower back and if you eat enough citrus fruit you can stick your phone in there and it charges wirelessly. 062
wealthy gadabout @carlosanimals.bsky.social · 29/04/2026Is the guy who wrote the Cheers theme song still alive? 000
wealthy gadabout @carlosanimals.bsky.social · 25/04/2026[inveterate gambler who is also addicted to having multiple prosthetic penises surgically attached to himself, preparing to roll the dice at the craps table] come on, papa needs a new pair of dicks 131
wealthy gadabout @carlosanimals.bsky.social · 17/04/2026The Giants should dress up a monkey in a uniform and send him out to third base pregame, call him Matt Chimpman 000
