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Nascarl 🇺🇸🇵🇸🇲🇽

@carlnowinslos.bsky.social
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Keep the spaces liminal and the BS minimal.

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Nascarl 🇺🇸🇵🇸🇲🇽 @carlnowinslos.bsky.social · 9h
Truck gets washed more than I do. Isn’t that right gamers?
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Nascarl 🇺🇸🇵🇸🇲🇽 @carlnowinslos.bsky.social · 22h
I filled out an event summer from a sponsor even we went to yesterday and said we had 51 kids on the trailer instead of 21 that we actually had so they’re gonna be looking for 30’kids that don’t exsist. Whoops
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Nascarl 🇺🇸🇵🇸🇲🇽 @carlnowinslos.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Made a pollo asada marinade for tomorrow that’s so good I had to stop myself from eating it with a spoon
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Nascarl 🇺🇸🇵🇸🇲🇽 @carlnowinslos.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Do any of you ladies own a Dyson air? Is it worth the $400?
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Nascarl 🇺🇸🇵🇸🇲🇽 @carlnowinslos.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
All loaded up and ready to hit the road Sunday. 3 college campuses in Ohio/Indiana this week before I get back to arkansas
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Nascarl 🇺🇸🇵🇸🇲🇽 @carlnowinslos.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I love how Anno introduced Aska as shinjis foil and the bed Eva pilot and then she nearly immediately falls in on herself
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Nascarl 🇺🇸🇵🇸🇲🇽 @carlnowinslos.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
My most anti woke opinion is that pointing and laughing at business owners, farmers and truck drivers who are struggling as a direct result of who they voted for isn’t really funny. These people just want a semblance of hope and seemingly have been abandoned
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Nascarl 🇺🇸🇵🇸🇲🇽 @carlnowinslos.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This is basically the end plot of metal gear solid four when we find out they’ve been keeping big boss alive
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Nascarl 🇺🇸🇵🇸🇲🇽 @carlnowinslos.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
@osgpod.bsky.social I was so annoyed with you guys comparing 0083 to top gun as it being sortve derogatory but admittedly it had been a decade since I watched 0083 so I decided to start it over my flight today AND HOLY SHIT IT REALLY IS JUST TOPGUN
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Nascarl 🇺🇸🇵🇸🇲🇽 @carlnowinslos.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Laying in bed with a fever and he hasn’t left this spot. Thank god for dogs.
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Nascarl 🇺🇸🇵🇸🇲🇽 @carlnowinslos.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Been waiting to get my hands on this
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Nascarl 🇺🇸🇵🇸🇲🇽 @carlnowinslos.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Few things can’t be resolved by listening to Big Tymers “still fly”
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Nascarl 🇺🇸🇵🇸🇲🇽 @carlnowinslos.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Nascarl 🇺🇸🇵🇸🇲🇽 @carlnowinslos.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Not much just singing Sabrina carpenter to my dog except I’ve changed the lyrics to “pink puppy club”
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Nascarl 🇺🇸🇵🇸🇲🇽 @carlnowinslos.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
So like this is a rant but stick with me here. So I didn’t realize Spotify now has a LLM integrated into it that allows you to do all sorts of things related to the music you’re listening to but I don’t think anyone asked for that??? Right?? Keep filling me camera guy
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Nascarl 🇺🇸🇵🇸🇲🇽 @carlnowinslos.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I just realized I’ve literally just got insurance and now I likely won’t have it until the end of the year 😭
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Nascarl 🇺🇸🇵🇸🇲🇽 @carlnowinslos.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
POV: you don’t have a good sacrifice for the Lhasa apso god of the house
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Nascarl 🇺🇸🇵🇸🇲🇽 @carlnowinslos.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
There was a time where I thought 40K a year was all I needed and now I’m having go triple check my budget sheets over 72K it’s insane how expensive growing up has become
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Nascarl 🇺🇸🇵🇸🇲🇽 @carlnowinslos.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I’m normally very against job hopping but a job I didn’t think I’d land in a hundred years is moving through to giving me a conditional offer. Very excited to share more about to the folks I actually trust and care about. Oh and I negotiated my pay and won! How about that!?
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Nascarl 🇺🇸🇵🇸🇲🇽 @carlnowinslos.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I’m working on a one act play that is basically the grey board interaction scenes from Oppenheimer but instead of a scientist with communist allegations it’s a regular guy with allegations he intentionally didn’t tip the Starbucks barista when they turned the screen around on him
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Nascarl 🇺🇸🇵🇸🇲🇽 @carlnowinslos.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Some loser on NPR talking about how the centrist dems are spending money to seperate themselves from DSA members. You people are so fucking lame!! These centrists dems do not represent this party any longer!! Our financial and social institutions and futures are being raped everyday!!
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Nascarl 🇺🇸🇵🇸🇲🇽 @carlnowinslos.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Gfs first day of school and her classroom is 93 degrees. Absolutely unacceptable is the state or city leadership were subjected to these conditions they’d cancel working hours but classes apparently must be held
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Nascarl 🇺🇸🇵🇸🇲🇽 @carlnowinslos.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
If it meant stopping the advancement of AI I would support them pulling the plug on the big internet modem that powers all this shit that they store in an old Best Buy in Carlisle Pennsylvania
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JeXXy @missjexxy.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
'Digital footprint' is a myth designed to keep you from posting bangers
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Nascarl 🇺🇸🇵🇸🇲🇽 @carlnowinslos.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I love how these fuckass GOP states are just making up accomplishments during primaries “Arklatexeseeouri was ranked #1 in school lunch delivery and #3 dollar tree store staff levels” like what the fuck are you even talking about?
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Nascarl 🇺🇸🇵🇸🇲🇽 @carlnowinslos.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Fuck mark whalberg but I love this scene in deep water horizon so much
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Nascarl 🇺🇸🇵🇸🇲🇽 @carlnowinslos.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
They’re saying this is most transphoic post on Bluesky and I’m saying these people are doing stretches far greater than stretch Armstrong ever did
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abby (sports) @stabbyabby.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
This is not a website of mature people
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Nascarl 🇺🇸🇵🇸🇲🇽 @carlnowinslos.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Hello Mudda Hello Fadda I’ve seemingly run ova An en edangered Otta’ 🦦
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Nascarl 🇺🇸🇵🇸🇲🇽 @carlnowinslos.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
We got a jeep as a rental for the GF and man it is the biggest hunk of shit ever, Jesus Christ anyone that buys one of those products new is under a mass psychosis
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Nascarl 🇺🇸🇵🇸🇲🇽 @carlnowinslos.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Dividing up my grocery store total over 2 meals for 6 days to make myself feel better. #trumpmath
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Nascarl 🇺🇸🇵🇸🇲🇽 @carlnowinslos.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
George Russell fans don't even talk about the championship gap anymore they just look at you like this
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Nascarl 🇺🇸🇵🇸🇲🇽 @carlnowinslos.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I think this looks good anyway, beach wedding time
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Emu night (1/2)
Comic page 1: a group of young emo people are hanging out in a venue with a banner that reads EMO NIGHT. Outside the venue, an emu is on the phone. He says, “yeah, could you pick me up? I think I misread the flyer.” Suddenly, behind the emu someone exclaims, “hey!”
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Nascarl 🇺🇸🇵🇸🇲🇽 @carlnowinslos.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
When people are burning down the mansions of ceos for companies such as Planatir, Open Ai, and Flock, and they’re being dragged from their homes and the knife is about to go in their side they’ll be haunted by the fact that they could’ve saved themselves instead of sacrificing us
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Nascarl 🇺🇸🇵🇸🇲🇽 @carlnowinslos.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
They got Jon Bernthal on some morning news show here in the airport and I can’t make out what he’s saying but I’m sure it’s “let me tell you something”
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Post Me Spotify Links For Playlisting! 🎸 @listigeplaylists.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
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Nascarl 🇺🇸🇵🇸🇲🇽 @carlnowinslos.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Grilled hamburger steak and onions with fried potatoes and a salad for Sunday dinner with the cup race at Atlanta. It’s like 2002 at grandmas all over again
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Nascarl 🇺🇸🇵🇸🇲🇽 @carlnowinslos.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
They have mocked the deaths of every citizen that’s died at the hands of a regime Trump, graham,Kirk and McConnell helped co-opt. I won’t partake in celebrating but I’ll be god damned if I’m lectured in civility from the lot that mocked Renee goose’s children
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Nascarl 🇺🇸🇵🇸🇲🇽 @carlnowinslos.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
The 589 has really grown on me I think it’s stout and I’ve heard it rides like a dream with the wider cab. lol I wouldn’t mind getting to drive one before I call it quits
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Nascarl 🇺🇸🇵🇸🇲🇽 @carlnowinslos.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I love my dad but he’s so frustrating to talk to about politics man because he’s convinced that Newsom is the answer to the dems JD Vance problem and I’m worried that a lot of dem boomers feel this way which is troublesome because we can’t afford to back a losing horse in 28
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Nascarl 🇺🇸🇵🇸🇲🇽 @carlnowinslos.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Fresh cut and shirt too. I’m unstoppable today
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Nascarl 🇺🇸🇵🇸🇲🇽 @carlnowinslos.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
First time trying my hand at stuffed jalapeños and I got a seed like in my nose somehow
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Nascarl 🇺🇸🇵🇸🇲🇽 @carlnowinslos.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
A funny thing to do, open the lime app and see where the most random scooter location you can spot is
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Nascarl 🇺🇸🇵🇸🇲🇽 @carlnowinslos.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
God what I wouldn’t give to hear the Bone fly over
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Nascarl 🇺🇸🇵🇸🇲🇽 @carlnowinslos.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Happy 250th to the only country I’d want to ever call home and to every single person that has shed blood sweat and tears to make it what it is today regardless of someone telling them they didn’t belong or deserve the same rights.
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Nascarl 🇺🇸🇵🇸🇲🇽 @carlnowinslos.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
The funniest part about the republicans bitching over the SCOTUS decision is that they’re almost all descendants of Scott and Welsh Irish Catholics that floated to New York on a fucking tramp steamer and if not for birthright wouldn’t be in the position their in
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Nascarl 🇺🇸🇵🇸🇲🇽 @carlnowinslos.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
They’ll kill me for saying this but The A1 clears the A4
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Just Lynn 💙🦋✌️🇺🇦 @shoredweller7.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
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Nascarl 🇺🇸🇵🇸🇲🇽 @carlnowinslos.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Could all of my problems be solved by moving to Chicago? Probably not but they got good hot dogs
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