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lito ✨🫧

@carlitosupreme.bsky.social
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making bad jokes into the void

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lito ✨🫧 @carlitosupreme.bsky.social · 17h
forcing friends to show me their dating app profiles in exchange for me showing them my boudoir pics. I showed u my nudes pls respond
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lito ✨🫧 @carlitosupreme.bsky.social · 22h
MEGAN THEE STALLION GYMSHARK COLLAB HOLY FUCK
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Mario Livio @mariolivio.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
This fantastic Webb image shows the planetary nebula NGC 6537, also known as the Red Spider Nebula.
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lito ✨🫧 @carlitosupreme.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
taking my love for peak fall foliage to another level and driving 9 hours to watch the sunrise at the highest peak on the atlantic coast
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lito ✨🫧 @carlitosupreme.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
perhaps i have held my dad's hand a little too much because he didn't know what a one-time passcode was
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lito ✨🫧 @carlitosupreme.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
my dad was invited to a partiful event and the confusion that resulted would be hilarious if I wasn't the daughter responsible for explaining this to him over the phone
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Long_Painter @longpainter.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The most brightly lit corner store I’ve seen without it being that ghostly halogen blue. . Bodega No.8 8”x8” oil
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lito ✨🫧 @carlitosupreme.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
lmao at my dad liking every one of my Instagram stories except the one that was clearly cropped boudoir photoshoot pics, fair tbh should've blocked him from viewing that one sorry
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Bill Watterson (the genius behind Calvin and Hobbes) gave a commencement speech in 1990 and it's fantastic.
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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
tech bro is short for technically broken
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Long_Painter @longpainter.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
October evening sun through the woods behind my studio. Started as plein air, but ended as a memory exercise. Woodland Mosaic No.21 10”x8” oil on wood panel
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lito ✨🫧 @carlitosupreme.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Goodreads finally added partial stars to their rating system.. it truly does get better
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lito ✨🫧 @carlitosupreme.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
giving my guy best friend permission to bail on me for a date because she's a dog person who goes to bed early and has a new jersey area code
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lito ✨🫧 @carlitosupreme.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
my friend said "magic 98.3" and it awakened something deep within my soul
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lito ✨🫧 @carlitosupreme.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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lito ✨🫧 @carlitosupreme.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i used my asian free will to wrap a burger in a scallion pancake. life is beautiful
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lito ✨🫧 @carlitosupreme.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
amazing usernames on TikTok
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lito ✨🫧 @carlitosupreme.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
spam texts are getting smarter and smarter
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lito ✨🫧 @carlitosupreme.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
my dad's cousin from overseas insisted on taking a picture with my (tall black man) guy best friend 😭😭😭
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lito ✨🫧 @carlitosupreme.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
what is happening in my spam folder
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lito ✨🫧 @carlitosupreme.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
how dare TOP take his relationship public when I've been dating him in my mind since I was 14
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Long_Painter @longpainter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Manhattan Crosswalk No.3 8”x8” Oil on cradled wood panel
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lito ✨🫧 @carlitosupreme.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
a man tried to hit on me on fucking vinted bro buy my shit and shut up
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lito ✨🫧 @carlitosupreme.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
met a guy who has been in the front row pics on saint vitus's Instagram not once, not twice, but five times
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lito ✨🫧 @carlitosupreme.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
me when my tumblr gets flagged for "mature content"
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Ariana Grande's Sassy 'And What About It?'
ALT: Ariana Grande's Sassy 'And What About It?'
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Long_Painter @longpainter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Felt like painting some autumn leaves… Each are 6”x6” oil and are available on my website.
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lito ✨🫧 @carlitosupreme.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
hey man the Cornell 7 is NOT what we meant when we said we wanted more Asian representation
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lito ✨🫧 @carlitosupreme.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
knew a guy who used to say "men aren't monoliths" which is quite literally just saying "not all men" and I wonder what he thinks about the cornell 7
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lito ✨🫧 @carlitosupreme.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have made the same girl a boo basket every year for three years and have managed to get it to her before October 1st every time and this is one of my proudest achievements
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Long_Painter @longpainter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sun Glare 8”x8” Oil on cradled wood panel
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Edward the Movie Buff 🎞🎬🎥📽 @midgetmoxie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A Clockwork Orange (1971) Director: Stanley Kubrick
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lito ✨🫧 @carlitosupreme.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
THE SISTERS ARE SO ONTO YOU BOYS IM CRYING
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lito ✨🫧 @carlitosupreme.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
fuck Gerard Butler in 300, marry Russell Crowe in Gladiator, kill Brad Pitt in Troy
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lito ✨🫧 @carlitosupreme.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
found out Adam Sandler is a long time Republican and donated to Rudy Giuliani's campaign so my entire day is fucking ruined
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lito ✨🫧 @carlitosupreme.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
my dad literally just said "if a person is not dog person, doesn't pet dog, they are bad person! it is a test! if girl dating boyfriend and boyfriend is not dog person, get rid of him"
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lito ✨🫧 @carlitosupreme.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
WENDYS TAKE MY EMO MONEY
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lito ✨🫧 @carlitosupreme.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
din tai fung should set aside a few reservations per month exclusively for taiwanese people (me)
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lito ✨🫧 @carlitosupreme.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
just because someone hasn't confronted you doesn't mean they don't know or they're "cool with it," it just means they're aware of your inability to see perspectives other than your own
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lito ✨🫧 @carlitosupreme.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Wendy's dropping an emo album is the best thing to happen all year
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Anna Bower @annabower.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
happy first (full) day of fall, bluesky
ina garten in a witch hat saying “If you can't summon the flames directly from hell, store-bought is fine.”
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
[Thom Yorke from Radiohead in a diner] I’ll have today’s special ˢᵒ ᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉⁿ ˢᵖᵉᶜⁱᵃˡ
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
vote for me and my platform of chilly rainy days being only for cozy reading and napping
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lito ✨🫧 @carlitosupreme.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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lito ✨🫧 @carlitosupreme.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
tried a new pilates studio and class wasn't hard enough so i went straight to the gym afterwards... that's my emotional support muscle failure
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lito ✨🫧 @carlitosupreme.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
got lamb plov from tashkent after the john wilson doc and i can't say which was the better part of the evening
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lito ✨🫧 @carlitosupreme.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
the highlight of physical 100 italy is "you can't trust wrestlers." i would know, i dated one
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026
Americans: oh, look, a systemic issue. I will solve it individually
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lito ✨🫧 @carlitosupreme.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
going from a coffee crawl straight to sake con so it's a big day for substances
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lito ✨🫧 @carlitosupreme.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
the best thing about being friends with a professional musician is being out, hearing a song, and having them confirm if the artist is an asshole IRL or not
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lito ✨🫧 @carlitosupreme.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
gonna sue someone for the first time in my life, is there a " suing for dummies" or a wikihow or
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