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safety car(la) @carlafiorenzo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
turns 1-3 of the sepang international circuit you are my dearly beloved and im sorry we dont see you much anymore xxx
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safety car(la) @carlafiorenzo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
that F1 race had it all
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safety car(la) @carlafiorenzo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
hahahahahaha holy fuck
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safety car(la) @carlafiorenzo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
im ok actually seeing this rain that im not there hahahaha
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safety car(la) @carlafiorenzo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
richard e grant i wasnt familiar with your Traitors gameplay
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safety car(la) @carlafiorenzo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
dude i just cracked another egg from this carton and got ANOTHER double yolk, what tf were they feeding these chickens
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A little known fact about the CARS universe, is that post-World War 2 many Volkswagens, BMWs and Mercedes fled to Cargentina to avoid the Nuremberg Time Trials
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safety car(la) @carlafiorenzo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
anyone got some nintendo switch games to recommend that aren't hades or stardew valley
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safety car(la) @carlafiorenzo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
my brother and dad are at the F1 bahrain grand prix in malaysia or whatever its called, and im seething with jealousy lmao
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safety car(la) @carlafiorenzo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
you know what, styes might be the single most Annoying ailment you can have
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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safety car(la) @carlafiorenzo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
happy to report ive filled the AFL-sized hole in my heart for the offseason (unfortunately its ice hockey. fortunately every single game is streamed on the one streaming service i have)
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
fish are friends
Stop using anti-fish language
Instead of: this seems fishy
Try saying:
this seems like a situation in which we should consult the wisdom and grace of the European seabass, a species with which i would entrust my entire life and personal safety
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safety car(la) @carlafiorenzo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
NFL is such a frustrating sport to watch, these players are all too heavy-footed. being lighter on their feet would make them so much better at this sport
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safety car(la) @carlafiorenzo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the first egg i cracked in my home was a double yolk, how do i interpret this
two egg yolks, one bowl (and one cracked egg shell)
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safety car(la) @carlafiorenzo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
living next to convenient public transport? and walkable areas? and parks? and i basically have to drive nowhere? i fear ive done Good
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safety car(la) @carlafiorenzo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
looking forward to an onslaught of race steward penalties when i wake up tomorrow morning for that late yellow flag
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Brian Barrish @brianbarrish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
How can you not be romantic about Aussie Rules football?
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safety car(la) @carlafiorenzo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
r.i.p wharfie time, 2026-2026
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safety car(la) @carlafiorenzo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
nothing comes close to AFL, my god. what an amazing match
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safety car(la) @carlafiorenzo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
dude what the fuck sure i guess
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safety car(la) @carlafiorenzo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
im gonna pass out
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safety car(la) @carlafiorenzo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i CANNOT deal with this
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safety car(la) @carlafiorenzo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
WHARFIE TIME
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safety car(la) @carlafiorenzo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
omg alex pearce nooooo
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safety car(la) @carlafiorenzo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
tied? at half time? incredible
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safety car(la) @carlafiorenzo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
oh this is a Banger match
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safety car(la) @carlafiorenzo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
as the footy gods intended the grand final to be watched
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safety car(la) @carlafiorenzo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
getting wine drunk with my parents in my new apartment watching the AFL grand final, this is a JOY
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safety car(la) @carlafiorenzo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
kylie minogue is That Girl tbh, im obsessed
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safety car(la) @carlafiorenzo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
they're missing pushing daisies and avatar the last airbender. and bluey! where the fuck is bluey!
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 25/09/2026
All this discourse is just a distraction from the new Carly Rae Jepsen record
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safety car(la) @carlafiorenzo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
happy AFL grand final (and kylie minogue performance) day to all who celebrate
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safety car(la) @carlafiorenzo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
make me a certificate for officially moving into my apartment today. in other news, my training on the stairmaster came in handy today (i lost track after my 30th journey up and down the stairs)
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#1 Lifelong Houston Cougs Fan Brandi 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I wonder why they're racing on Saturday instead of Sunday *Reads article* Oh. Oh no. www.racefans.net/2026/09/21/h...
racefans.net
How to watch the 2026 Azerbaijan GP and why it is being held on a Saturday
It's race week! The Azerbaijan Grand Prix will take place on Saturday with three Formula 2 support races. Here are the details.
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safety car(la) @carlafiorenzo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
ya girl is a home owner
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safety car(la) @carlafiorenzo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
picking up my apartment keys today! its all done! ya girl finally gets to move out of home!
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Victoria Beaver @toribeav42.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Blaney’s hat flung off with the WORD WABASH looks like when the write the fight sound effects in comic books.
Hocevar punching blabey as his WABASH hat goes flying
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safety car(la) @carlafiorenzo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
ryan blaney? fighting? delightful
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safety car(la) @carlafiorenzo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
AFL might be the greatest sport on the planet and im not even joking
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 18/09/2026
Share if you agree
Fat little chihuahua puppy (maybe?) looking extremely round and smiling lying on a tan fleece blanket
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safety car(la) @carlafiorenzo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
- new carly rae jepsen double album today - im finalising settlement of my apartment today - my most disliked colleague made a fuck up at work today and i got to point it out what a day in the carlafiorenzo household
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safety car(la) @carlafiorenzo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
holy fuck, going home on my last day rn doing the 2 hour commute and the train line died. its gonna take me 4 hours lmao i cannot WAIT to move
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safety car(la) @carlafiorenzo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
a sprint race in monaco? there's only 2 original sentences left now
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John Rain🥇 @johnrain.co.uk · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran's tour bus.
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safety car(la) @carlafiorenzo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
last week i'll be doing my two (2!!!!) hour commute home from work before i move
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andré, but scarier @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
emmy winner
katie dippold's iconic tweet of her dressed fully as the babdook with a caption: tbt to Halloween when I dressed as the babdook but my friend's house had more of a grown ups drinking wine vibe
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safety car(la) @carlafiorenzo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
second and final coat done and i never want to do this again
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safety car(la) @carlafiorenzo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
bad day to be a tennis racquet in sabalenkas bag
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