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@cari1.bsky.social
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i block bots and engagement farms and blogs that might be in those categories without looking that closely, sorry

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cari @cari1.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
reblogging this again because I listened to it again and it’s still fantastic 🥲 (spiders Georg is my favorite meme of all time)
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cari @cari1.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
interesting fact I just learned on Wikipedia is that pieing somebody can be a tort(e) under civil law
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cari @cari1.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I know, so disappointing! (I guess it was an obvious sign that I was gonna be a biologist that I spent my youth cross-breeding impatiens over the winter so my mom could have random new colors in her garden every Mother’s Day 😆)
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cari @cari1.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
…joke’s on it though, I always try pollinating my impatiens and this one doesn’t set fruit so I think it’s a sterile hybrid 🥲
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cari @cari1.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
so many broken leaves haha. There are even more flowers on it today, I think it’s desperately trying to reproduce before it gets chewed to a stump 😆
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cari @cari1.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
thank you! 😄 I love my little babies so much! (Yes, my remaining kitty from my previous cat-pack passed away this spring, I miss him but these little dudes are doing a great job carrying the torch)
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cari @cari1.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Guys the problem with this is that you have to go to work during the day and when you’re at work your tiny family is not
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cari @cari1.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
1) I love your hair color 2) I love your shirt color bc it’s the same color 💙
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cari @cari1.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
my kitten has a profile like a small leopard
a tan and grey tabby cat with a strongly wedge-shaped profile, resting on a leather couch with his eyes closed
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cari @cari1.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
If you want your reluctant impatiens plant to suddenly start blooming I guess let your kittens chew the leaves up and the stress will do it
white flowers on a potted impatiens plant which has bitten-off leaf tips
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cari @cari1.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I will kiss each of them on the top of their tiny head and tell them that
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cari @cari1.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
…anyway if anybody wonders what I’m doing for the holiday, it’s spending time with these babies
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cari @cari1.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
am I ever supposed to get over how amazing it is that you can just. go to your local animal shelter and bring home a tiny family 🥲
close up of a pair of kittens lying next to each other on a blue pillow; one is black with gold eyes looking over its shoulder, the other is gray and asleep
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cari @cari1.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
idk but I got very worried about your kidneys for a second before I checked the wiki for its other indications and was vastly relieved lol
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Naomi Klein @naomiaklein.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Everybody in the "climate space" (which means everyone on earth...) needs to understand these mind-blowing figures. Google's "total electricity consumption jumped from 31 terawatt hours (TWh) in 2024 to 43 TWh in 2025." In ONE year. The AI corporate arms race is eating the world.
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cari @cari1.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I need the people who like modern classical music and also memes to listen to this composition I ran across - youtu.be/aTSMjVtn8IU
youtu.be
Copypasta
YouTube video by Emily Hope
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cari @cari1.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
…it’s good for my not-doomscrolling I guess
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cari @cari1.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
accidentally logged out of bsky for… a month again? oops
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cari @cari1.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
might have adopted a small rock band
A gray tabby kitten and a black kitten playing on top of a small Peavey amplifier. The tabby kitten is reaching down to the knobs
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cari @cari1.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
…anyway these are shelter babies from a big litter with silly shelter names (they all had names for muscle groups lol, not keeping those), and are healthy 8-week-olds who mostly want to chase each other and wrestle 🥲
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cari @cari1.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I made it a whole three months haha… but not because I hadn’t been searching 😅
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cari @cari1.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
soooo I have little baby kitties now 🥹
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cari @cari1.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I recognize that door lol
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cari @cari1.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
(for example, provide them with a @mojochessmaster.bsky.social to crawl over!)
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cari @cari1.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
it happens! i’m just being the slightly annoying cat-behavior-person reminding us all to enrich our domesticated carnivores’ environments as much as possible ;)
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cari @cari1.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
that one’s a myth, but they do need more sleep than humans (12+ hours a day, and kittens and elderly cats need more)… and they’re crepiscular, so they sleep both at night and during the day. However, bored cats will sleep more, and we often don’t give them enough to do!
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cari @cari1.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
All Alone, All Alone, All By Myself ☝️
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cari @cari1.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
t cell biologist waves hi 👋 blood volume scales (non-linearly) with body mass, so you might have more of these than you think!
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cari @cari1.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
👋
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cari @cari1.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
yep, that’s what I thought!
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cari @cari1.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
…(yeah I know that’s a loaded question haha)
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cari @cari1.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
…so apparently I locked myself out of bsky for…two weeks? oops 😅 anyway, how‘s it been going, y’all?
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cari @cari1.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Name your top 15 TV shows ever, gut instincts only. Star Trek Deep Space Nine Doctor Who ER The West Wing Star Trek Enterprise Numb3rs Star Trek The Next Generation The Flash (2014) Simon & Simon Stargate SG-1 Star Trek Voyager The A-Team MacGyver SportsNight Boston Legal
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cari @cari1.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
oh my gawd (this one hits close to home)
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Janelle Shane @janelleshane.com · 03/04/2026
And zoom in to see the auroras!
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cari @cari1.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
same :( I found out this morning, while i was in the middle of being super busy, and I forgot and missed seeing it live 😭
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 01/04/2026
CREATION Happy April Fool's Day! xkcd.com/3227/
4-panel comic. (1) [Black panel with white text boxes] TEXT BOX: And God said, "Let there be light," (2) [Sun radiating light.] TEXT BOX: And there was light. (3) [View of bright sun rising over Earth's horizo] (4) TEXT BOX: God saw that light was-- [Chat bubble from Earth] CHAT BUBBLE: Can you add support for dark mode?

Open xkcd.com to view toggles for different modes.
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Andraste Sideyr @andraste.fuckbgp.com · 12/02/2026
forgot the most important of the genre
fuck the moon
@fuckthem00n

fly me to the moon
let me kick it's fucking ass
let me show it what i learned
in my moon jujitsu class
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cari @cari1.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
…thanks? I think??
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cari @cari1.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
I read this to the tune of CAKE’s Symphony in C and was momentarily very confused
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cari @cari1.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
I have made my heart 💖
A pink three dimensional paper heart with Happy V-Day printed on one side and o x x o printed on the side. Behind it is an envelope with a tiny penguin sticker and a fairy sticker
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cari @cari1.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
oh my gawd I have mine and my brain went “those are intriguing shapes“ and DID NOT clock that it was to be assembled 😭 I’m so dumb haha (I will assemble tomorrow and share)
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cari @cari1.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Thank you for the laugh, I am close to tears 😂
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cari @cari1.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
I do that with the 2 main grocery chains from where I grew up, but not other ones. Weird
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cari @cari1.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
listening to philip glass albums on bandcamp today and thinking about why I like his piano etudes on accordion very much but I don’t like his glassworks chamber work on organ. more texture is better? idk
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
join me: www.zeffy.com/en-US/donati...
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 24/02/2026
Plums xkcd.com/3209/
Comic. [Person is sitting at a desk with a laptop, turned toward voice coming from off-panel.] VOICE FROM OFF-PANEL: I got you the ingredients for dinner tonight. Oh, and the plums in the fridge drawer are for my yogurt tomorrow; you should just leave them. Be back later! PERSON’S THOUGHT BUBBLE: Oh no. [caption] Help. It actually happened. I shouldn’t. But how can I not!?
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cari @cari1.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
1) my youtubers are crossing streams again 2) I was not expecting to see that image. from that video. so early on a Tuesday. I might be entitled to compensation. IYKYK
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cari @cari1.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
oh. oh no. no no no no you need an industrial sewing machine. like military grade. do they even make that
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cari @cari1.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
hahahaha i am familiar with this (clean your sewing machine innards? it may help??)
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