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/\__/\__/\__/ @cardiograms.bsky.social · 2h
On this point, I'm not exempting myself, given that I am people. Somebody saying the right thing to me could easily grab me on a bad day, but honing my bullshit meter during times of high stress has become a high priority for me the past few years. I recommend this.
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/\__/\__/\__/ @cardiograms.bsky.social · 3h
cake toppers is funny though
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/\__/\__/\__/ @cardiograms.bsky.social · 3h
been saying this for over a year, I'm glad more people are noticing. this particular one drives me crazy
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/\__/\__/\__/ @cardiograms.bsky.social · 3h
That's a lie, I do know why people still listen to him.
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/\__/\__/\__/ @cardiograms.bsky.social · 3h
I know very little about bond markets, but he'd be the last person on earth I'd go to for information about it lmao
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/\__/\__/\__/ @cardiograms.bsky.social · 3h
I don't know why anybody still listens to this dude.
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/\__/\__/\__/ @cardiograms.bsky.social · 4h
love this for me
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 7h
We are truly living in the age of diarrhea. Literal, metaphorical. Spiritual
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/\__/\__/\__/ @cardiograms.bsky.social · 21h
I need to remember more often they exist
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/\__/\__/\__/ @cardiograms.bsky.social · 21h
god bless the little middle eastern bakery and grocer that sells bulk spices and $2 pieces of baklava and honey cake
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/\__/\__/\__/ @cardiograms.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
you know what that's a good point, she may have locked in a career for herself without even realizing it
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/\__/\__/\__/ @cardiograms.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm going to take a wild guess that there is some satire going on here that has gone over this lady's head, because she made it sound like the movie is a lighthearted romp and I just can't imagine that's true
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/\__/\__/\__/ @cardiograms.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Listen, I don't know if this reviewer understands the thing she watched or not and I'm probably not going to find out, but this is the same actress who played Anna Delvey. Imagine being typecast as "incredibly weird scammer".
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/\__/\__/\__/ @cardiograms.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He Benjamin Buttoned himself.
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/\__/\__/\__/ @cardiograms.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
a lot going on here
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/\__/\__/\__/ @cardiograms.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
there's enough real shit going on, aren't you tired? I'm tired.
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/\__/\__/\__/ @cardiograms.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"don't fall for rage bait" says the entire website constantly falling for rage bait
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/\__/\__/\__/ @cardiograms.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Are you ok?
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/\__/\__/\__/ @cardiograms.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Stella. What.
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/\__/\__/\__/ @cardiograms.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm not sure I'm ready for those until I've hit peak grandma
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/\__/\__/\__/ @cardiograms.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
On the other hand, when I expressed that I wanted to keep some length she was relieved and said she had "no interest in changing the Morticia Addams thing you've got going on." So things could be worse.
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/\__/\__/\__/ @cardiograms.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I was also worried, but realized very quickly that they are largely just earnest fans. The maid schtick is incidental to everything they do, it's very weird lol
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/\__/\__/\__/ @cardiograms.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Also yeah, a lot of old white dudes are drawn to them I think because they do a lot of rock and roll and bass solos.
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/\__/\__/\__/ @cardiograms.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I went to their show in Chicago, they are very fun.
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/\__/\__/\__/ @cardiograms.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
basically everything I am good at is inconsequential lol
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/\__/\__/\__/ @cardiograms.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
good one
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/\__/\__/\__/ @cardiograms.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If I had fuck off money, all of my second dates would be traveling with them to weed people out.
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/\__/\__/\__/ @cardiograms.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
🙏
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/\__/\__/\__/ @cardiograms.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’m hoping to get the depression over with so I can be ok with it later.
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/\__/\__/\__/ @cardiograms.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
into year 44 I mean, I know how old I am, I swear
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/\__/\__/\__/ @cardiograms.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
thank you, going into year 43 has been a bit of a shocker, it’s like it’s happened all at once
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/\__/\__/\__/ @cardiograms.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
thank you
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/\__/\__/\__/ @cardiograms.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
yeaaahhh, thank you
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/\__/\__/\__/ @cardiograms.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Getting old is weird.
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/\__/\__/\__/ @cardiograms.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
And we confirmed that I have indeed developed a wave pattern, but only around the perimeter of my head, which is incredibly stupid and also explains some things.
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/\__/\__/\__/ @cardiograms.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
thank you, friend ❤️
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/\__/\__/\__/ @cardiograms.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I do my best thank you
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/\__/\__/\__/ @cardiograms.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
thank you 😊
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/\__/\__/\__/ @cardiograms.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
thank you, I definitely don’t mind it (yet lol)
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/\__/\__/\__/ @cardiograms.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’ve also lost a lot of density in the past couple of years, but c’est la vie
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/\__/\__/\__/ @cardiograms.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I guess I should stop writing “white woman with dark hair” in the alt text of my selfies
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/\__/\__/\__/ @cardiograms.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
got confirmation by a pro today that I am indeed graying a lot faster the past year or two. I’m at over 50% grandma already.
white woman with long dark, graying hair with bangs
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/\__/\__/\__/ @cardiograms.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
that's right
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/\__/\__/\__/ @cardiograms.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
this one is very expensive, but someone has probably done a knock off by now
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/\__/\__/\__/ @cardiograms.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
there are some with lace up ties in the back for this kind of thing
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/\__/\__/\__/ @cardiograms.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That is probably true, but she'll still be fine. She at least knows what proper winter clothes are.
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/\__/\__/\__/ @cardiograms.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's not as worrying as it looks, plague is actually pretty hard to spread and very treatable with regular old antibiotics when caught early enough.
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/\__/\__/\__/ @cardiograms.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I was going to say "you sure you want to be here in the winter" then remembered you live in NYC. You'll be fine.
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/\__/\__/\__/ @cardiograms.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hi, me
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