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Former LMS Writer | Full Time Chef | Screamer of Cardboard | Canlander Stats (He/Him)

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Card Game Chef @cardgamechef.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And frankly it's not even close, and I still think this is absolute peak
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Card Game Chef @cardgamechef.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Can confirm as a bisexual Seattlite that the quality of your coffee is directly in proportion to your DGPSM, aka Depressed Gays per square mile
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Shivam Bhatt @shivambhatt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
9/29 #scryfallrandom is one of the most iconic arts of early magic, my girl Woesephine
Avatar of Woe
{6}{B}{B}
Creature — Avatar

If there are ten or more creature cards total in all graveyards, this spell costs {6} less to cast.

Fear (This creature can’t be blocked except by artifact creatures and/or black creatures.)

{T}: Destroy target creature. It can’t be regenerated.

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Illustrated by rk post
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Today in Pokémon History by Serebii.net @serebiiotd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
On this day in 1998, 28 years ago, Pokémon Red & Blue were first released in the US These games were adaptations of Pokémon Red & Green based on the Pokémon Blue engine and brought the franchise to the west! www.serebii.net/rb
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Tolarian Community College @tolariancommunitycollege.com · 27/09/2026
I have been informed this is currently the top post in the "hololive" subreddit. Now all I need to do is figure out what that is and I will be able to connect better with the youth culture!
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Card Game Chef @cardgamechef.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I wish we wrote about the pain that REAL HUMANS face in the daily in our current hellacape the way we wrote about if we are to mean to a chatbot
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Card Game Chef @cardgamechef.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This would make me divest fully from Magic. I'll be extremely sad for sure but no hobby of mine is worth giving more money and legitimacy to someone who spends the majority of their time expositing bigotry.
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Card Game Chef @cardgamechef.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I need some really nice Dinosaur figures in my life
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Card Game Chef @cardgamechef.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
my9animes.com/en It was so so hard to narrow this town to 9, and I could make a 3x3 list for almost every single anime genera but I THINK this is likely my 9 favorite anime series.
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Card Game Chef @cardgamechef.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
As much as I'd love to say it's a Pokemon game because it's my favorite series Hands down it's Super Mario Bros. 3, in my hand that is still the most GD beautiful game ever made
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Card Game Chef @cardgamechef.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Chat they banned my wife
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Card Game Chef @cardgamechef.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Why does Echo Verse Memnarch look like I'm about to thank her for calling me poor
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Card Game Chef @cardgamechef.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If you look like Dark Necrofear, you are allowed to ruin my life
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LittleKuriboh @littlekuriboh.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I begged them to let me play the role of Mai’s car in this short but alas
Mai Valentine sitting on the hood of her fancy red car with a coffee and a designer bag beside her
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Spice8Rack @spice8rack.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
For all the philosophy, the Multiverse vs Echoverse debate boils down to a divide between one fundamental ontology: Thigh Supremacy or Throat Goat?
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Card Game Chef @cardgamechef.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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DevLev Echoverse Observer @levdev.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
In a upcoming Duel Masters/ MTG Collab....Ugin-Chan is finally a card.
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
canadian highlander
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Card Game Chef @cardgamechef.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
So not only was this card tailor made for specifically me in so many ways, I'm also maybe finna trynna wife up this Sphinx
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Card Game Chef @cardgamechef.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
One of the best ways I found to find cool and interesting and unique cards for your decks, is go to your local game store, ask for a bulk rare binder/box, and just start digging. There is true treasure in that bulk and cards that you may never find even with the best scryfall search.
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Card Game Chef @cardgamechef.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Fuck Cancer
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Elvis Bruce
ALT: Elvis Bruce
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Card Game Chef @cardgamechef.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Prof Canlander video?!?!?! Today is a great day
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Card Game Chef @cardgamechef.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I mean, considering I am born and lived my entire life in the PNW, this checks out
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Ceteee but Blue @ceteee.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Abridged version of Liliana-chan meeting Liliana-sama #MTGFRA #MTG
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Gabe Ortíz @tusk81.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
“Every story about Dolly Parton’s generosity should shame the super-rich, who could easily make the world a better place for all.” www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
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Billionaires hoarding wealth while the rest of us struggle need to ask themselves: what would Dolly do? | Rebecca Shaw
Every story about Dolly Parton’s generosity should shame the super-rich, who could easily make the world a better place for all
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Card Game Chef @cardgamechef.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Jace ..... I've already seen what you did to Yargle.... Now tell me what your plans are for Progenitus
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Card Game Chef @cardgamechef.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Blood Moon really is my pet card <3
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Card Game Chef @cardgamechef.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I'm so God damn ready for Football to officially start
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Sam Darnold Super Bowl Champion
ALT: Sam Darnold Super Bowl Champion
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Jimmy Two Heads 💀🎃 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I know exactly why, poindexter. It’s because it looks cool as fuck
This 11,000-Year-Old Statue from Turkey Shows a Man Riding a Leopard.
Archaeologists Aren't Sure
Why
The strange sculpture reverses a recurring Stone Age motif of humans confronting dangerous predators.
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Card Game Chef @cardgamechef.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I love being on Paleontology bluesky
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Card Game Chef @cardgamechef.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I haven't gone to a YCS since maybe 2022, and I go to a locals maybe twice a year at this point. Sure part of that is just me focusing on my career and other hobbies, but also just not finding the appeal in Advanced and the desire to go back in
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Card Game Chef @cardgamechef.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
A Pokemon TCG Anime movie is hype AF!!!!
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Card Game Chef @cardgamechef.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Pokemon GO scares me
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Card Game Chef @cardgamechef.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
WORLD CHAMPION DRAGONITE BABY!!!!!!!!!!!
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Pokemon Horizons: Dragonite Mega Evolution
ALT: Pokemon Horizons: Dragonite Mega Evolution
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Card Game Chef @cardgamechef.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
HOLY SHIT THE FEINT!!!!!!!! THAT WAS HUGE
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Card Game Chef @cardgamechef.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Pokemon Worlds is actually just incredible this year, like holy cow #pokemon #vgc
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Card Game Chef @cardgamechef.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
But if you close your eyes Does it almost feel like Nothing changed at all? And if you close your eyes Does it almost feel like You've been here before?
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Pokemon Xerneas
ALT: Pokemon Xerneas
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Card Game Chef @cardgamechef.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
This is the most divorced dude energy I've ever seen
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Card Game Chef @cardgamechef.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Who was your first anime crush? A lot of "So this is the kind of girl I'd willingly let ruin my life" happened with this one
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Tenchi Muyo 天地無用
ALT: Tenchi Muyo 天地無用
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Card Game Chef @cardgamechef.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
We get to play this fun game this morning of, Do I feel sick because; A. I Drank to much and headbanged to much at the concert last night B. I caught something from someone
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Card Game Chef @cardgamechef.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Off to go see The Strokes tonight!
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Card Game Chef @cardgamechef.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I am once again employed
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Card Game Chef @cardgamechef.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
WTF Do you mean Peter Cullen also?!?!? WTF 2026
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Card Game Chef @cardgamechef.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Thinking about getting a little silly willy billy with it
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Card Game Chef @cardgamechef.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
it's Fuck Your Boardstate Friday! what's your favorite way to clean things up? Oh baby, oh this is my Jam, let me just post a few of my favorite cards of all time
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Card Game Chef @cardgamechef.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Cube really do be the greatest way to play any card game
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Card Game Chef @cardgamechef.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
If you see this, you are legally obligated to quote with you favorite Star Wars character This was literally the coolest thing to me when I was like 7, and honestly 33 year old me thinks this is still dope
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Star Wars: Darth Maul's Lightsaber Stance
ALT: Star Wars: Darth Maul's Lightsaber Stance
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Card Game Chef @cardgamechef.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
You could actually just watch One Piece instead. Trust me, you will have a better time
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Card Game Chef @cardgamechef.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Describe your music taste in 3 artists, no genres 🎧 1. Linkin Park 2. Jeff Rosenstock 3. Jimmy Buffett
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Card Game Chef @cardgamechef.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I have a deep love of the original Resident Evil movies. These are peak big budget schlok action horror that we just don't get anymore
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