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the big rock jhonson

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the big rock jhonson @cardboardpopcorn.com · 30/09/2026
I absolutely cannot put down @keithrosson.bsky.social's new novel Crone. Huuuuuge recommend for people who like gritty crime stories with a supernatural twist
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the big rock jhonson @cardboardpopcorn.com · 29/09/2026
What's more metal than Euripides's Medea? youtu.be/D5dub5gvjRk?...
youtu.be
Chat Pile – Family Funeral (Official Audio)
YouTube video by The Flenser
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the big rock jhonson @cardboardpopcorn.com · 25/09/2026
If there is room inside it, there is a matchbox car shoved inside it
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the big rock jhonson @cardboardpopcorn.com · 23/09/2026
Austin Abrams looks like Timothee Chalamet after a meth binge (complimentary)
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the big rock jhonson @cardboardpopcorn.com · 22/09/2026
Life is what happens between loads of laundry
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Yo Adrienne @y0adrienne.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My art survives on Pratt Street in Baltimore!
Baltimore electric box
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the big rock jhonson @cardboardpopcorn.com · 20/09/2026
After watching rugby, you can really feel how weighed down American football is by rules minutiae and constant stoppage
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the big rock jhonson @cardboardpopcorn.com · 17/09/2026
I can't believe my wife started The Traitors: Canada without me
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the big rock jhonson @cardboardpopcorn.com · 16/09/2026
Reading back through some of my old posts and really wondering why I don't have my own sitcom on CBS
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the big rock jhonson @cardboardpopcorn.com · 16/09/2026
21% of the people in the office today are named Tina
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the big rock jhonson @cardboardpopcorn.com · 16/09/2026
For sale: baby shoes, never worn. Baby has freakishly large feet. Send help.
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 6 Steam Early Access codes for SHROOM AND GLOOM from @teamlazerbeam.bsky.social and @devolverdigital.com. Giveaway ends Sept 14th - 6 PM PT. Early access available now on Steam store.steampowered.com/app/3271280/...
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the big rock jhonson @cardboardpopcorn.com · 15/09/2026
Growing up I would've never dreamed of eating a whole box of cereal in a single sitting. Now I can do it without realizing. Shrinkflation or I'm a fatass?
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the big rock jhonson @cardboardpopcorn.com · 12/09/2026
I wonder how often in rugby a weiner gets grabbed. Either intentionally or not
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the big rock jhonson @cardboardpopcorn.com · 12/09/2026
Conspiracy: they're slowing down gas pumps to disguise how expensive it's getting
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the big rock jhonson @cardboardpopcorn.com · 11/09/2026
When I'm passenger to my wife driving in NYC
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
dig through the TINKER and burn through the TAILOR and slam in the back of my SOLDIER SPY
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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 03/09/2026
BUTLERIAN JIHAD NOW

"Thou shall not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind"

the art is of an old desktop computer feathered with arrows
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the big rock jhonson @cardboardpopcorn.com · 01/09/2026
The week leading up to vacation is nothing short of torture
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the big rock jhonson @cardboardpopcorn.com · 28/08/2026
I can't believe I'm very likely to average reading (and/or listening to) more than a book a week this year. I never would've guessed in a million years I would get to this point.
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the big rock jhonson @cardboardpopcorn.com · 26/08/2026
Forgot my ear buds at my desk so I have to raw dog my lunch walk
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the big rock jhonson @cardboardpopcorn.com · 20/08/2026
Pretty weird that I'm reading two books right now that feature protagonists that are Gen Z girls that make incessant insufferable pop culture references and are roped into doing something bizarre for money because they're financially strapped.
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the big rock jhonson @cardboardpopcorn.com · 16/08/2026
I'm at the Sunoco Gas Station. I'm at the Papa Johns. I'm at the combination Sunoco Gas Station Papa Johns.
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the big rock jhonson @cardboardpopcorn.com · 09/08/2026
Pragmata is so much fun but also feels like a game from 15 years ago
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the big rock jhonson @cardboardpopcorn.com · 07/08/2026
Happy Electric Callboy day! youtu.be/9ji4JnBsS-Y?...
youtu.be
Electric Callboy - THE WAY YOU ARE (OFFICIAL VIDEO)
YouTube video by Electric Callboy
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the big rock jhonson @cardboardpopcorn.com · 05/08/2026
Dad is the bad guy who drops you off at daycare. Mom is the savior who picks you up.
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the big rock jhonson @cardboardpopcorn.com · 28/07/2026
Australians should always be forced to use their gnarliest natural accents in movies, regardless of what the role requires. See: Samara Weaving
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the big rock jhonson @cardboardpopcorn.com · 26/07/2026
Once you become a parent, the only thing you do on a Saturday night is go looby loo
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the big rock jhonson @cardboardpopcorn.com · 23/07/2026
As he ages, Will Ferrell is turning into Ron Perlman and Ron Perlman is turning into stone
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the big rock jhonson @cardboardpopcorn.com · 22/07/2026
It feels like every band I listen to is releasing an album this year
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the big rock jhonson @cardboardpopcorn.com · 15/07/2026
Probably the funniest Tiny Desk yet? www.youtube.com/watch?v=e81L...
youtube.com
Napalm Death: Tiny Desk Concert
YouTube video by NPR Music
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the big rock jhonson @cardboardpopcorn.com · 14/07/2026
What do you call an X-rated Studio Ghibli movie? Ponyography
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the big rock jhonson @cardboardpopcorn.com · 14/07/2026
I think I'm getting pretty good at powershell
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Mike Ryan @mikeryan.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Sam Neill should have won an Oscar for this “help I’m being attacked by an invisible Chevy Chase” scene with a stupid looking plastic gun taped to the side of his head
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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/07/2026
Man Binge-Watches Entire Movie In One Sitting theonion.com/man-binge-watches-enti…
Man Binge-Watches Entire Movie In One Sitting
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the big rock jhonson @cardboardpopcorn.com · 10/07/2026
5pm on Friday is an Event Horizon. As we approach it, time slows down.
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the big rock jhonson @cardboardpopcorn.com · 09/07/2026
Me watching The Furious: "oh Mad Dog is in this?"
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the big rock jhonson @cardboardpopcorn.com · 08/07/2026
A book trope (if that's what you can call it) that I have grown to hate: when a mystery is known to the reader but you have to slog through an entire novel about the protagonists putting things together
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the big rock jhonson @cardboardpopcorn.com · 08/07/2026
The secret to not minding working in the office, as it turns out, is to have your own office with a door you can close. Working in a cubicle is the worst kind of torture
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the big rock jhonson @cardboardpopcorn.com · 08/07/2026
Also King Gizzard is venturing into jungle techno. I didn't care for their last 3 albums, maybe this one will get me back on board youtu.be/mp-HWukUDSE?...
youtu.be
King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard - Level 5 [Official Video]
YouTube video by King Gizzard And The Lizard Wizard
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the big rock jhonson @cardboardpopcorn.com · 08/07/2026
New Chat Pile single is probably the most vile thing they've put out to date. I love it youtu.be/kIfoN_Q1TIY?...
youtu.be
Chat Pile - PEN I S MALL (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by The Flenser
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the big rock jhonson @cardboardpopcorn.com · 06/07/2026
I don't know what is killing braincells faster: the paint fumes or my coworkers
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the big rock jhonson @cardboardpopcorn.com · 06/07/2026
The painters in our office are tag-teaming the only men's bathroom stall on our floor and I don't think the pipes will ever recover
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the big rock jhonson @cardboardpopcorn.com · 03/07/2026
brb making some Independence Day Kool-Aid with dehumidifier water
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Trevor Henderson 🍉 (commissions closed) @slimyswampghost.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Just popping in to say that i've been involved in the Siren Head movie deal from the start, and i'm really excited for any potential film, ESPECIALLY with Zach Cregger and Brian Duffield writing / directing
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the big rock jhonson @cardboardpopcorn.com · 02/07/2026
Chick-fil-A attendant just said "you're pleasure" I want my money back
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the big rock jhonson @cardboardpopcorn.com · 30/06/2026
I don't like sniffing my own farts out of a wine glass so I can't get more than a song into the new Muse album
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the big rock jhonson @cardboardpopcorn.com · 22/06/2026
I'm that annoying asshole at my job now who is constantly forcing photos of my kid on everyone
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the big rock jhonson @cardboardpopcorn.com · 11/06/2026
Don't make the mistake of searching for the Elmo Potty Time DVD and accidentally searching "Emo Potty Time". Not that I did it. I'm just saying, that's probably an easy mistake to make that nobody would ever blame you for making.
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the big rock jhonson @cardboardpopcorn.com · 11/06/2026
New Chat Pile single and album announced. Insta-preorder for me! www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jMs...
youtube.com
Chat Pile - Deep Blue (Official Music Video) **Strobe Warning**
YouTube video by The Flenser
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