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the big rock jhonson

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More movies, more board games, more assembling IKEA furniture

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the big rock jhonson @cardboardpopcorn.com · 11/09/2026
When I'm passenger to my wife driving in NYC
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the big rock jhonson @cardboardpopcorn.com · 01/06/2026
Today is "bring your child as a figurine of an octopus creature to work" day
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the big rock jhonson @cardboardpopcorn.com · 17/04/2026
Having your basement flood sucks but at least you get a consolation prize of infinite cardboard boxes
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the big rock jhonson @cardboardpopcorn.com · 04/04/2026
You told me bro had some muscles but you didn't tell me
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the big rock jhonson @cardboardpopcorn.com · 15/03/2026
Peripheral vision is for suckers
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the big rock jhonson @cardboardpopcorn.com · 10/01/2026
He can't even reach this high
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the big rock jhonson @cardboardpopcorn.com · 09/01/2026
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the big rock jhonson @cardboardpopcorn.com · 07/01/2026
@shittyparkingjobs.bsky.social does this count?
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the big rock jhonson @cardboardpopcorn.com · 05/01/2026
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the big rock jhonson @cardboardpopcorn.com · 02/01/2026
My final movie of 2025 was surprisingly fitting
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the big rock jhonson @cardboardpopcorn.com · 01/01/2026
New Year's Eve Jackbox sesh never disappoints
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the big rock jhonson @cardboardpopcorn.com · 07/12/2025
Asssss to assssssssssss
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the big rock jhonson @cardboardpopcorn.com · 21/11/2025
We have very different definitions of "better"
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the big rock jhonson @cardboardpopcorn.com · 27/10/2025
You have a 3 monitor setup. Which monitor do you make your "main" monitor in Windows?
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the big rock jhonson @cardboardpopcorn.com · 25/10/2025
Do I look like I know what a JPEG is?
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the big rock jhonson @cardboardpopcorn.com · 14/10/2025
I just now noticed the gun on this album cover
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the big rock jhonson @cardboardpopcorn.com · 07/10/2025
I think about this comic almost daily (credit to Extra Fabulous comics)
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the big rock jhonson @cardboardpopcorn.com · 16/09/2025
The best thing about being a parent is definitely the shitty diaper snakes we get every couple of weeks
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the big rock jhonson @cardboardpopcorn.com · 30/08/2025
Post a random picture, or else everything will go bad in September
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the big rock jhonson @cardboardpopcorn.com · 29/08/2025
Haute cuisine
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the big rock jhonson @cardboardpopcorn.com · 05/08/2025
I don't understand band names anymore
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the big rock jhonson @cardboardpopcorn.com · 03/08/2025
Together (2025) confirms that King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard fans yearn for the touch of a woman
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the big rock jhonson @cardboardpopcorn.com · 24/07/2025
Nostalgia trip back to one of my first portable media devices
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the big rock jhonson @cardboardpopcorn.com · 22/07/2025
I wonder how spicy these are
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the big rock jhonson @cardboardpopcorn.com · 03/07/2025
Ladies and gentlemen, we've got 'em
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the big rock jhonson @cardboardpopcorn.com · 01/07/2025
Somehow I missed this Death Stranding character
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the big rock jhonson @cardboardpopcorn.com · 09/06/2025
"You think that's air you're breathing?"
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the big rock jhonson @cardboardpopcorn.com · 10/05/2025
Playing with my son right now makes me feel like the giant Mario head at the start of Mario 64
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the big rock jhonson @cardboardpopcorn.com · 28/04/2025
Gotta keep the boys chilled
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the big rock jhonson @cardboardpopcorn.com · 27/04/2025
Do you think it'd be ok to wear this shirt to my vasectomy?
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the big rock jhonson @cardboardpopcorn.com · 09/04/2025
There's got to be a more efficient way to display these discount tags
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the big rock jhonson @cardboardpopcorn.com · 10/02/2025
These barbacoa mini tacos are probably the most delicious meal I've ever made
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the big rock jhonson @cardboardpopcorn.com · 31/01/2025
I asked Gemini AI how to meow with a Scottish accent and it did not disappoint. Maybe this actually is a good thing?
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the big rock jhonson @cardboardpopcorn.com · 30/01/2025
Rite Aid's one-stop shop for a good time
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the big rock jhonson @cardboardpopcorn.com · 13/01/2025
This is probably the most dogshit box art I have seen in a while
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the big rock jhonson @cardboardpopcorn.com · 09/01/2025
Can't decide if I should go with the 99 Luftballons or Fine Young Cannibals joke
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the big rock jhonson @cardboardpopcorn.com · 25/12/2024
My new painting for above our basement stairway. It's a suggestion for taller guests
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the big rock jhonson @cardboardpopcorn.com · 19/12/2024
Watching the new Superman trailer and was rudely interrupted by a popup
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the big rock jhonson @cardboardpopcorn.com · 16/12/2024
Got my son the new yeezies (whatever that is)
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the big rock jhonson @cardboardpopcorn.com · 12/12/2024
Fee-fi-fo-fum, who's eating Chick-fil-A behind my house? #classicfairytalerhymes
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the big rock jhonson @cardboardpopcorn.com · 27/11/2024
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the big rock jhonson @cardboardpopcorn.com · 26/11/2024
BIG special edition
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the big rock jhonson @cardboardpopcorn.com · 20/11/2024
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the big rock jhonson @cardboardpopcorn.com · 12/11/2024
When my 9:30am meeting is 90 min long and not actually 60 min like I thought
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the big rock jhonson @cardboardpopcorn.com · 15/10/2024
Post a PERFECT album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, or The Breeders.
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the big rock jhonson @cardboardpopcorn.com · 09/10/2024
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the big rock jhonson @cardboardpopcorn.com · 18/09/2024
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #601,274!
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the big rock jhonson @cardboardpopcorn.com · 11/09/2024
This is how my wife stores the vacuum cord. How salvageable is this marriage?
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the big rock jhonson @cardboardpopcorn.com · 04/08/2024
Finally conquered the Elden Ring - Shadow of the Erdtree DLC!
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the big rock jhonson @cardboardpopcorn.com · 15/07/2024
You'll have to excuse me, I don't do well in social situations. I have
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