Reposted by Captain Theryonz/Enogmaticscholar-Luz
Okay, trying this again- Offering a batch of mommish critter adopts! $70 USD a piece, and first come first serve!
DM if interested!
Captain Theryonz/Enogmaticscholar-Luz
@capttheryonz.bsky.social
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Theryonz, 23, It/She/They, not much here yet, might change soon or later. Oh yeah, this blog's also 18+ 🔞(I repost, among other things, some suggestive (AKA kink & fetish) stuff every so often), so minors DNI!
![Jack the toygon (toy dragon) squares off against his boyfriend/rival, Prince Blazer the gartoyle (toy gargoyle). Jack is viewed punch-out style from behind, whereas Blazer stands before him, both with their arms up and ready to fight. In the second set of drawings, Jack throws a left hook at Blazer, who blocks with his left arm.
Descriptive text for a hypothetical game surrounds them, reading:
It's just PUNCH-OUT(tm) but you play it with a tablet pen and keyboard (with bara-furry guys)
[[Pen labelled P2 is listed as HOVER, showing it is hovering over Blazer. Pen labelled P1 is listed as TAP+HOLD, showing it is making Jack ready a punch.]]
Tap and hold pen over fist to swing, tap and hold while pressing SPACE to aim a block.
Consecutive, "spammed" Flurry-attacks deal less dps than consecutive charged swings
WASD to lean and dodge further - leaning and dodging into/away from swings increases/decreases damage taken respectively
you can swing at any time, but swinging with consistent timing increases damage
Alternating between left- and right-hooks deals more dps than spamming the same hook
P2 inputs A to dodge to their LEFT, reducing damage.
Tap and hold to charge a swing - holding a swing increases its power over time - holding a block decreases its damage reduction over time
Swings can be aimed very precisely, so dodges aren't always enough to avoid hits
Head and torso can also be held and dragged around for head butting and "T.Attacks"
[[Jack's player's pen is shown to have made him swing with a DRAG in the arc of a thrown punch. Blazer's player is shown with the inputs A in WASD, with the P2 pen dragged over his fist, making him block Jack's swing at him.]]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:v2fymlzddjjkuang4nyaykix/bafkreifjivzp7ylzmmy2tdrgcivqljuzvaxswhyp4l22yghcc2zwnfu7ye)
![Brooke, a doll of an anthropomorphic purple stoat with cyan eyes and black hair, stands with a twisty, flowy pose as he looks over at the viewer with sheepish but friendly smile. Brooke hangs his fedora on his index finger, wielding his magnifying glass with his other hand. He has a purple sweater with a heart opening showing his bare chest with speaker-holes. He's also wearing white pants, a red belt, a purple longcoat, white gloves, black spats, and red high-heels. His hair is braided with a ponytail and curly side-bangs. A single loose curl hangs off his forehead. He has red, circular earrings, and glasses. His belt is loose, and hangs off to his side. All in all, an extremely barbie-looking guy. The inside of his coat is colored the same cyan as his eyes. Did I mention his eyes are solid cyan with black pupils? Aw man there's a lot to describe, honestly. He's got eyelashes, a white muzzle, and a pink undertone. black and red lipstick. i think that's it. help me
Descriptive text around Brooke reads:
BRooke! [[A logo with letters made of round, playful lines, with the "oo" having dots in them to represent eyes, looking up cutely to the top right]]
-Typing software mascot
-Detective Guy
-Stoat
-He Deals with Horrors*
-Part-time Dress-Up Doll
-Sometimes tall
-Sometimes Small
[[He's doodled near a minimally drawn human. A smaller Brooke stands cutely in the human's hand, while a Brooke significantly taller than the human stands next to them, posing with his hand on his hip.]]
*He gets into Silent Hill-ass mysteries every tuesday
-Default Mascot design for Marketability
[[There's a cute, bean-shaped, "scrimblo bimblo" version of Brooke in the bottom right. He's got the proportions of a Kirby animal like Rick, but floating hands, like Susie. From Kirby, not the lizard. Brooke gestures with one hand towards himself and another outward, like he's explaining some infographic off-screen. his eyes are drawn one with his glasses, large expressive rectangles.]]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:v2fymlzddjjkuang4nyaykix/bafkreihysagxroqrnt33h3vzhjkc2od4zfteih2aad2jconlqmc4v24hxm)
![Brooke, a doll of an anthropomorphic purple stoat with black hair, glasses, and red earrings, stands in front of a standing-desk, looking directly at a flat-screen computer monitor. His white-gloved hands hover over the keyboard, ready for typing.
He explains with a slight smile [[interjecting whispered dialogue into his speech bubble as minimized text]],
"A proper standing desk should allow you to keep your arms bent at a 90-degree angle while maintaining easy access with the keyboard, and a straight yet comfortable posture.
[[do you think i'm pretty]]
Then, just adjust the monitor to a height that is directly parallel with your eyeline.
Back in my day, CRTs made these kinds of desks hard to come by, haha. I'm a bit rusty with new technology.
[[Having long fingers is also. new to me]]"
A distinctly sillier, yet-to-be-yassified version of Brooke is doodled in the bottom right. Here he's more of a bean-shaped stoat mascot with floating gloved hands. An arrow points to him, saying, "(Circa 1989)"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:v2fymlzddjjkuang4nyaykix/bafkreiahtyj52dnb4e7gceal5j34jj4ud2azbzu33l3miz4ivypvrl2s6m)
![Az, a white anthropomorphic toy-pegasus, flies through space. A massive black hole with its disc sits in view a good distance behind him. Streaks of rainbow with sputters of black inky energy bursts from Az's high-heeled shoes with horseshoes nailed underneath. He's got a cowboy vest, hat, and stirrups on, all black and dark blue with an ethereal blue undertone. Az himself is solid white with cyan hair, painted nails, and arm warmers, with bright white wings outstretched on his back. He's looking at the viewer mischievously, his own eyes having off-white cyan "whites" and deeper cyan irises. He also has distinct eyelashes with stylized, round tips. Az's arms are outstretched in different directions as he soars in style, his whole body bent in a fashion as if to suggest he's just narrowly avoided colliding with the viewer. Dark, ethereal rainbow streaks and nebulae little the background behind Az.
Text around him reads,
"(This is) THE RETURN
of [AZ] the
SPACE COWBOY
Interplanetary
Good! Vibe Zone..."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:v2fymlzddjjkuang4nyaykix/bafkreifpb2kafpiutpv5a4bcnhnl6vtrpgggaieq3chdbu4ybjipixit7u)
![Ivan, a suspiciously Kaita-looking android lizard dog-man with a yellow and black spiky-helmet with serrated teeth and blue eyes narrowed to slits, glares at someone off-screen. Ivan has black claws, suspenders, a white dress shirt, and an exposed, mechanical midsection.
"Treat? Treating myself?" he asks, incredulously.
"Look, Pal,
"You'll never catch me. sayin and doin that sissy-weak shit. alright?
"I'm The Man.
"I'm That Guy.
"I'm Him, and don't you forget it."
[Years later]
Kaita gestures flamboyantly at herself, drawn in a flowy-yet-crude artstyle. Her eyes are shut, and she's making a sunny, crooked, silly, toothy grin.
"I rinky my soba!!!!!! haahahah"
She says this with a bright joy in her voice, colored by fire-forged hope and optimism.
There is a cup of soda in view. Then she grabs it, presenting it to the viewer, making a wide-mouthed, toothy, stupid smile.
"!soga!! mm!!!!!
yay"
she sips the soda from a straw. with each panel the art degrades further.
"mmmmhmhmmh!! mmm! ,rinky! mmmmmmmm myay"
she falls over, spilling, lifeless on the ground, ass-cheeks up. her soda is several feet in front of her, spilled. there's a crudely drawn table in the distance on the viewer's left.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:v2fymlzddjjkuang4nyaykix/bafkreifr76cl4i36g2pywrizufxje4scuamr7rl73ixgdjfieixe6omr6e)
![HC, a robot-doll-thing that looks like a bat, stands daintily with their hands at their sides, and one leg standing in front of the other. HC has long rabbit-like ears, with a dark blue-gray "skintone". They have cyan eyeshadow, and eyes made with a deeper-blue hue. HC's hair is slicked back up top and billowing over, black with blue under-tone. They have two cute little fangs (if I do say so myself), black lips, eyelashes, and glasses (though it's hard to tell because stylistically the glasses are drawn as the eyes themselves). Over their shoulders is a short black cloak that ends at their hips, with a cyan undertone. Their sleeves are affixed with yellow cuffs. HC also wears a white ascot, and a black witch's hat with a cyan undertone as well.
Not depicted here is the fact that HC is like 3'11 without the boots. They are very short.
They also wrote this alt-text, hello
HC's outfit has big black sleeves, with a black bra over a bare blue chest, black pants, and a black corset. Below are stark-white boots with black heels and soles. A friend described the look as some kind of witch-pirate, which feels adequate. A smaller mugshot of them with weirder, unfocused eyes is also shown, with the text "KILL" drawn nearby.
More Text reads:
"HC"
"Fauxbaphoux"
"That Fuckhead Merchant Doll Who Bought My Family Heirlooms For Five Bucks Without Telling Me They Were Worth Thousands OF Dollars But Felt Guilty And Gave It Back After I threatened To Break Their Face"
[[He is playing Scent of Love Bayonetta Pachislot in his head]]
Hc is depicted in side-profile, depicting their handsome snout and funny whiskers, giving an open-mouthed smirk at the viewer with their round, cartoonish eyeballs. More text below reads,
[[don't forget. she IS long and fucked up]]
Lastly are two drawings, one of an HC-looking platypus, and an identical-looking platypus, but with HC's witch-hat, a beauty mark, and longer eyelashes. Text by each drawing reads:
"a platypus...?
"HC THE PLATYPUS"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:v2fymlzddjjkuang4nyaykix/bafkreib6oig3if5xxf4pafyex2lurp2wtt4zxbl3mol6onvamcd4vc6h7y)
