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Jay 🦐

@captstupidbeard.bsky.social
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Valencia based noisemonger and paintbrush botherer. Metal, wrestling, art, and retro videogames. Nazi punks fuck off. He/him. linktr.ee/Captainstupidbeard

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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Finished disc 1 of FFVII on the randomiser in just under 12 hours This might be my favourite run through of FFVII I've ever done Aerith's death still a gut punch after all these years though
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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
ASMR anything just makes me feel horribly uncomfortable like I don't need a highly compressed audio of your rabbit eating fucking stop it
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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This FFVII randomiser is fucking dope though Haven't had a solid 8 hour session on a game in TIME
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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Game over obviously Did another go This fucker turns up
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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Playing through a FFVII randomiser mod and this arsehole was the first boss
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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Kadaj gives me 2006 Welsh Emo boy
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Kadaj from Final Fantasy VII by Zragoninfinity
ALT: Kadaj from Final Fantasy VII by Zragoninfinity
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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Watching FFVII Advent Children in English is a rough dub jesus
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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've realised that I need to have the TV or radio on when I'm at home on my own doing other stuff so I don't get lonely I'm a house cat
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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I keep having this "peasant metal" band advertised to me on Instagram and the best part of the song is on the ad because the rest of it is fucking dogshit
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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh fuck I just watched the whole series Brutal
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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh yes I'm feeling it already Bring it on
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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hello Season 4 of Vox Machina nice to see you so unexpectedly
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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Jay this is a friendly reminder that you don't have to mention the autism every time you go out drinking
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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I am doing the same thing with lunch right now. It's been three hours.
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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Those tiny content creator mics need to go away now
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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
While I'm on the subject, 6 year olds, whilst clumsy, generally know how to look where they're going Grown ass adults walking crowded streets with their eyeballs buried in their phone somehow forget this very basic concept
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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This morning I will be mostly speaking to my 6 year olds in a Matt Berry voice My entire job is pretty much rage baiting or confusing small children and honestly it's my favourite thing
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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Recreational runners please get the hell out of the cycle lane
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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Please do not last minute change the plan Especially when the alternative is worse
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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
New headcanon: OoT Zelda speaks with Randy Savage's voice
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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This is the kind of shit that only the most boring people in the world care about Being an influential poster on here is one step above "reddit celebrity" and one below "just chatting twitch streamer"
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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My N64 emulator throwing up some nightmare fuel this eve
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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My dumb ass locked myself out of the flat this morning What a dumbass
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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
As of right now, there are 41 tiny paintings in my watercolour book Hoping to finish it by the end of the year
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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I haven't resonated more with any other post on this platform
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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Been resonably mild so far so I'm just hoping this one boosts my immune system ready for the inevitable Year 2 onslaught of grot
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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I've caught the start of term sickness because 6 year olds are proper little germ factories, so today will be spent doing little else but playing Mega Bomberman
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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I've just discovered The Orville and it's scratching some bullshit TNG itch I didn't realise I had without Wesley Crusher and more dick jokes
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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
When it doesn't have claws But two sets of jaws That's a moray
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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran is a coward
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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Fuck it it's a Carly Rae Jepsen morning
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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Look after yourself mate ❤️
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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I'm not sure how I became a fan of Tygers of Pan Tang but their new album is a lot of fun
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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Super Metroid, then Metroid Fusion and Metroid: Zero Mission in either order That's all you'll need tbh
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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
That new Slipknot track Eeeeeeehhh
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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Ok, men in general Fuck it, podcasts are a dogshit medium kill them all
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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
A list of people who shouldn't do podcasts: Comedians Thanks for coming to my TEDtalk
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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
It's an Anaal Nathrakh kind of morning Hello old friends It's been a while
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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Fozzy Bear without a hat is the most cursed thing from The Muppets
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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
First day back after 2 months off I am KNACKERED and the kids aren't even in until next week It's a Car Bomb train ride home tonight
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Lights Out
Car Bomb · Meta · Song · 2016
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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Oh no back at work tomorrow so obviously having last day of holiday drinks and potential "cookies"
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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Also muting all AEW related text on here as the last thing I want to do is catch All In spoilers until I can actually watch it properly
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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Well Toy Story 5 was surprisingly decent
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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
r/Tetris didn't give a shit about this but fuck you I like it and I had a little time today
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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dolly Parton AND Tim Curry in the same week is fucking rubbish, man
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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
My biggest problem about "going for coffee" is that the coffee element doesn't actually last very long. Like I like coffee but it's over in a couple of minutes. A beer at least lasts a little bit longer.
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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I have rediscovered Tetr.io and not a moment too soon
tetr.io
TETR.IO
Puzzle together in this free-to-win modern yet familiar online stacker in the same genre as Tetris. Play multiplayer games against friends and foes all over the world, or claim a spot on the leaderboa...
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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I am painfully aware of my resting face Trust me when I say I'm having a good time because my face doesn't want to fucking reflect it
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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Jenrick is the worst kind of wank Sloppy and unsatisfactory
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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
A mobile blancmange
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