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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Game over obviously Did another go This fucker turns up

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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Playing through a FFVII randomiser mod and this arsehole was the first boss

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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

New headcanon: OoT Zelda speaks with Randy Savage's voice

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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

My N64 emulator throwing up some nightmare fuel this eve

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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

r/Tetris didn't give a shit about this but fuck you I like it and I had a little time today

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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

New painting siren No I still have no idea what I'm doing This one's about the first animal that ever moved It's called "The First Horse" Big up to Chris Packham and his Evolution series

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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Fucker out here looking more like the Pale Man in a toupee every day

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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Excuse me Spanish festivals what fuckery is this How much kalimotxo will I need to drink for this day

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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Cheers to bad decisions on a Tuesday Fuck it all I'm on holiday til September Suck it nerds, us educators earned this

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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

This time in cursed illustrations from educational books from the 80s is this haunted ventriloquist dummy looking ass

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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

It's the end of term and I resonate with this picture of Mog at the moment

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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Artists of Bluesky, whats your favourite piece you've done and how long did it take you? This is mine and it took me about a week

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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Quick sketch of a view from a rare time getting a window seat yesterday

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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

Watercolour is not an easy medium to work with in black and white holy shit this is a tough one

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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

The class were learning sewing things so naturally I had to pick up the needle and thread on my break

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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Session 3 of my "is Jay neurodivergent or just a bit strange" assessment today My psychologist says I'm doing well I don't know what that means

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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Thank you everyone for your kind words. We're doing ok this end, sad but a weight off our shoulders that she isn't suffering any longer. We'll always remember the chubby, sassy little cat that she came to be with us. Love to you all. ❤️

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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Off the back of yesterday, we've made the hardest decision. Tonight is her last night with us. Vet is coming tomorrow. Absolutely heartbroken, but taking solace in the fact we gave this little cat that nobody wanted a second chance and a loving home where she was spoiled rotten. ❤️

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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

The trams here in Valencia look like bugs so here's my tiny watercolour of that idea

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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

Obligatory cat tax She's furious at me Sorry Mams, you gotta get better and unfortunately the treatment is demeaning for both of us

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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

Incredibly niche Wikipedia content and internet drama over this caption

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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

Haven't picked up the watercolours since November, good to get back into the quick ones I present Boops Boops in a Bucket

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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

I need my virtuoso guitarists to have a little personality and not take themselves too seriously when they perform Like yes Tim Henson is a technically amazing player but he's got one face and it's this

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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

Today I am going skiing for the first time in my life I am also incredibly clumsy Let's see how this pans out Photo of Mami unrelated

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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

No guitar for me for a while, the pinky has been giving me shit since Christmas so it's got to wear the buddy tape

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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Casually Dressed is a miles better record than Hours and I'm not sure why I have had to argue this for over 20 years

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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

Day off, went to Benicássim, accident stumbled across a soapbox derby Spain is great lads

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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

First day back at work and this happened this morning

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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

Fuck Anish Kapoor all my homies hate Anish Kapoor

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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

Reunited and it feels so good Battered old guitars covered in stickers and other shit are the lifeblood of all alternative music

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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

Took a half day off work, queued for two hours to pick up my new residency card only to get to the front of the queue and be turned away because it closes for lunch and won't reopen until Monday morning.

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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

Fuck it I like my own music alright

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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

Fucking hell calm down ArcTanGent Worth the trip for that Mariner set alone

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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

Shattered into a thousand pieces but only "looks fragile" do me a lemon

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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

Un gilipollas este mañana ha incendiado los contenedores, y por extensión, mi fucking bici

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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

Slept for like 11 hours, still feeling rubbish so taking the day off I always forget what absolute germ factories primary age kids are Got a small bean and All Out to keep me company

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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

RIP my board, swimming with the angels now 🫡

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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

A fight, head lice infestation, tears, parents welcome meeting And it's only the 9th day of term This is gonna be an interesting year in the life of a teaching assistant, folks Bring it on

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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

No new pictures, where are you mentally?

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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

Cool new venue opens up near me Check listings It's all jazz

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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

Gah my Switch has been out of battery for months so it's a long charge before I can even buy Silksong

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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

The world is going to hell but my pin collection is coming along nicely

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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

Thanks Herts and Sussex you've been great for seeing fam but it's time to leave now plus 4 pound fifty for a cappuccino is a tad much Anyway here's me with a little bit of the bubbly in Rye the other day

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