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"The reward of a thing well done is having done it." - RW Emerson "Make someone's day; it will make yours" - Me Nothing is more important to this country than fixing this: www.dbc3.com/PBP/White%20Supremacis…

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CJP🫘 @captjohnparker.bsky.social · 5h
"Please clap"
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CJP🫘 @captjohnparker.bsky.social · 6h
Careful there. If they really figure it out they will drag him out of there and declare themselves heroes for doing what dems were to weak and uncaring to do. Magas will flock back to them at the polls like flies on shit. And Vance will be untouchable. Then the coup will resume unabated.
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CJP🫘 @captjohnparker.bsky.social · 12h
Tapper misspoke. They are looking at it, know what it means. Tapper should have said "just not trump's delusional slop"
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CJP🫘 @captjohnparker.bsky.social · 12h
Hate crime homicide should be mandatory dp, one appeal to review the process for any prosecutor misconduct, then do it.
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CJP🫘 @captjohnparker.bsky.social · 12h
He'd have "brokered" her into a hole in the desert.
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CJP🫘 @captjohnparker.bsky.social · 15h
Great analogy
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CJP🫘 @captjohnparker.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
So picture yourself in a highway rest stop buying fast food. Look around you. Six customers counting you. Two of those five people are MAGA cultists. Two
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CJP🫘 @captjohnparker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I guess I won the trifecta. Never heard of any of the 3. Looked them up. I want to reclaim my time.
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CJP🫘 @captjohnparker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
And I don't want to be killed by a cadaverous medicare fraudster. Go shit in your hat, rick.
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CJP🫘 @captjohnparker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
No, no, a thousand times no. If you want an investment account for your kid, open one. Nothing with that master of fraud's name on it is trustworthy. NPR, stop being a trumpist propaganda mouthpiece. Just fold. A new version can be launched after the coup is crushed
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CJP🫘 @captjohnparker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
5+1=6! Who knew? He keeps harping on IQ as a metric because his narcism can't tolerate ANY hint of not being the best at everything. He probably got evaluated as borderline turnip brain back in grade school.
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CJP🫘 @captjohnparker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The ONLY reason to "justify" fighting a national single-payer system is to keep money flowing from general public to insurance company execs and shareholders. Accept stopping that and then we talk details of implementation. Lacking that stipulation... fukem. Shove it s down their throats.
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CJP🫘 @captjohnparker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Probably less than the ones who are cheering are getting paid.
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CJP🫘 @captjohnparker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That would cover 5 weeks of my friend's premiums. Pretty sure he'd give it to his (and my) friends who are getting screwed by the hold on processing Green Cards and getting dumped from medicaid because no Green Card.
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CJP🫘 @captjohnparker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'll have to reread it. All I remember of it is that it was heavy and a struggle to read. Grapes I can remember all of like it was yesterday. And lots of the shorts in SF like Cannery Row, Of Mice and Men... but that one was different.
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#TuckFrump @realtuckfrumper.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Rock legend joins in mockery of embarrassed GOP senator as Jack Smith attends concert #RawStory
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Rock legend joins in mockery of embarrassed GOP senator as Jack Smith attends concert
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CJP🫘 @captjohnparker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
And even there the venues get smaller and smaller and STILL aren't full. Ed note: just because they are no longer interested in seeing him live (or mostly so) doesn't mean they won't vote straight red.
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CJP🫘 @captjohnparker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Today is National Taco Day*. Here is everything you ever wanted to know about tacos. nationaltoday.com/national-tac... *The food. We can wish it was T.A.C.O. day, but so far not likely, unless it is"Almost Can't Operate" Anyone got better alternative? Mine is lame.
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National Taco Day — October 4, 2026 | National Today
National Taco Day, celebrated every October 4, honors the versatile and delicious taco. Discover its history, cultural impact, and where to find the best deals and freebies.
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Grampa Jody @jodywagner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's Taco Day. 🌮
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National Taco Day — October 4, 2026 | National Today
National Taco Day, celebrated every October 4, honors the versatile and delicious taco. Discover its history, cultural impact, and where to find the best deals and freebies.
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US News Now - World’s leading Liberal Voice @democracyblue.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I wouldn't doubt it
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CJP🫘 @captjohnparker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Wrong. It goes back to prehistory
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CJP🫘 @captjohnparker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Medicare advantage is a scam anyway
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CJP🫘 @captjohnparker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
He could only take so much of trumps ranting & farting without a break for fresh air and a crazyiness purge
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CJP🫘 @captjohnparker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Of mice and men
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CJP🫘 @captjohnparker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Same. Read everything he wrote.
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CJP🫘 @captjohnparker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sad that voices like his are scoffed art, even vilified, by a low-t loser likre hogsbreath
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CJP🫘 @captjohnparker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I guess it should be encoutaging that he is desperately trying to buy votes. That suggests he is not confident that any technological fix they may have planned is any good.
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CJP🫘 @captjohnparker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🤔 Tis a puzzlement
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CJP🫘 @captjohnparker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Bwahahaha!
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CJP🫘 @captjohnparker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I never thought about that. I have seen myriad reports of adult men abusing boys but don't recall any of adult assaulting adult except in prison. Now that you mention it I assume it no doubt IS a thing, but as another response suggests, is rarely, if ever, reported. This law MAY apply but not used.
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CJP🫘 @captjohnparker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He sees blanche as his Roy Cohn. Full stop.
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CJP🫘 @captjohnparker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If, and that is a huge "if", the remaining trumpists start to realize that while their economic situation is going south, all he does is promise "magic will happen", with absolutely no plan, no explanation of why to believe that, the stampede away from him will accelerate.
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CJP🫘 @captjohnparker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"It's important to me so I trust that she will know whst she needs to" There are no words. "Here Dumbo, hold this feather in your trunk and you can fly"
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Exactly 😤😡
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"I better use some Tic Tacs just in case I start kissing her. You know I'm automatically attracted to beautiful... I just start kissing them. It's like a magnet. Just kiss. I don't even wait. And when you're a star they let you do it. You can do anything."
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CJP🫘 @captjohnparker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This proves that ai is actually artificial blind stupidity. Asked to find all references to gods it would have returned a shitload of quotes. But it was asked to draw a conclusion & it no doubt found MORE christogullible writings so it became a convert, just like indigenous people across the globe.
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CJP🫘 @captjohnparker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Good point, except that presupposes the fathers are not misogynists
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CJP🫘 @captjohnparker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Summary judgement could go your way and leave blanche gasping like a fish out of water, having pissed away any chance he might have had to argue.
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CJP🫘 @captjohnparker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yeah And look at videos of farm workers planting and harvesting.
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Clyde Barnchaser @clydebarnchaser.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is a 2006 Range Rover. The color is Arctic Frost. It does not look like Trump. Case closed.
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CJP🫘 @captjohnparker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It looks... Arctic frost!
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CJP🫘 @captjohnparker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What the hell harm does the suit claim was inflicted? Can I sue the guys in my jr high who called me fat boy? It was67 years ago, but i feel the shame and mockery to this day
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CJP🫘 @captjohnparker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That law is garbage. It was written by men to protect men. We see stats frequently about the % of women who have been victims of sexual assault. The number is appalling. But I have never seen it mentioned that one guy did not do all that. The % of men guilty is equal or more. E.g., this case is 7-1
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CJP🫘 @captjohnparker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He has been itching to do thst since he was briefed in term 1 that he had the football.
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CJP🫘 @captjohnparker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Probably told him to take down all thr fake gold shit because it is full of Chinese microphones
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CJP🫘 @captjohnparker.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So where are those great numbers? Not in the media; maybe on his toy blocks he plays with during executive time...
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CJP🫘 @captjohnparker.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If unopposed he might get close to 25%. None of the above would get 75%. That's if he had Elon fixing it To double his total.
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CJP🫘 @captjohnparker.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We know
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CJP🫘 @captjohnparker.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The scary part is he's so far gone mentally and emotionally he could snap at any time. Someone in his shape should be institutionalized, not allowed any sharp objects. Instead we have him running around ordering aircraft carriers and troops to the Mideast.
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CJP🫘 @captjohnparker.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Well, I read the whole thing. I did not learn anything. But it solidified my previous impression - that he is oblivious to reality. And people in the room - Wiles and Cheung, maybe other - see and hear it and just keep playing weekend at bernies with disregard to the consequences.
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