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"The reward of a thing well done is having done it." - RW Emerson "Make someone's day; it will make yours" - Me Nothing is more important to this country than fixing this: www.dbc3.com/PBP/White%20Supremacis…

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CJP🫘 @captjohnparker.bsky.social · 3h
🤔 Tis a puzzlement
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CJP🫘 @captjohnparker.bsky.social · 4h
Bwahahaha!
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CJP🫘 @captjohnparker.bsky.social · 11h
If, and that is a huge "if", the remaining trumpists start to realize that while their economic situation is going south, all he does is promise "magic will happen", with absolutely no plan, no explanation of why to believe that, the stampede away from him will accelerate.
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Exactly 😤😡
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 13h
"I better use some Tic Tacs just in case I start kissing her. You know I'm automatically attracted to beautiful... I just start kissing them. It's like a magnet. Just kiss. I don't even wait. And when you're a star they let you do it. You can do anything."
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CJP🫘 @captjohnparker.bsky.social · 12h
This proves that ai is actually artificial blind stupidity. Asked to find all references to gods it would have returned a shitload of quotes. But it was asked to draw a conclusion & it no doubt found MORE christogullible writings so it became a convert, just like indigenous people across the globe.
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Clyde Barnchaser @clydebarnchaser.bsky.social · 21h
This is a 2006 Range Rover. The color is Arctic Frost. It does not look like Trump. Case closed.
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CJP🫘 @captjohnparker.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Well, I read the whole thing. I did not learn anything. But it solidified my previous impression - that he is oblivious to reality. And people in the room - Wiles and Cheung, maybe other - see and hear it and just keep playing weekend at bernies with disregard to the consequences.
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CJP🫘 @captjohnparker.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There is not adequate punishment possible for this. The most "cruel and unusual" things I can think of are woefully inadequate.
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CatWoman @catwomanresists.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
🤬🤬🤬
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PhillipUSA @phillipusa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
100%…
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CJP🫘 @captjohnparker.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Any lawyers out there ready to file a suit against the russian agent trophy wife for a billion dollars? Offer to settle for 1.8 million or discovery will be lit! Immunity does not cover her. Maybe a criminal charge possible?
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CJP🫘 @captjohnparker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Boycott MLB NOW! Like much of industry, finance, healthcare, entertainment, news... It has been taken over by billionairre oligarchs who care nothing of the product, the environment, quality of life... just their net worth.
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CJP🫘 @captjohnparker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
As always, Justin Wolfers does a masterful job of making complex economics readily understandable. Easy to read, often entertaining. I heartily rcommend following and subscribing if you can
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Clyde Barnchaser @clydebarnchaser.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If you haven’t, you’re in for a real treat.
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CJP🫘 @captjohnparker.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Three weeks later. I think I hear the sound of horses hauling cannons into position. Couple more court rulings. Then a big loyalty test at SCOTUS. Either SCOTUS openly signs on with the confederacy or they open fire*. *Congress stays home; Patel, Hegseth, Mullin mobilize troops. No midterms.
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CJP🫘 @captjohnparker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Everyone should take the time to read this. Know your enemy
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Mr. Spock 🖖 @spockresists.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Happy Sunday
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CJP🫘 @captjohnparker.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Today's Lincoln Square Substack is chillingly on target. Andra Watkins connects the dots clearly, explaining the gut feeling I've tried to express repeatedly-we are at war. Winning seats will not be enough. They won't ever give up; bad is good so "Jesus will come." open.substack.com/live-stream/...
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LIVE NOW: Christians, Climate Change, & Armageddon | Unholy Ground
Lincoln Square on Substack
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CJP🫘 @captjohnparker.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This election is about stopping the Project 2025 demolisihing our country.Yes, there is a long list of issues to debate. The existence of trans people and how they choose to live is way down that list, but NONE of the issues matter without stopping the 2025 coup. open.substack.com/live-stream/...
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LIVE NOW: Christians, Climate Change, & Armageddon | Unholy Ground
Lincoln Square on Substack
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PoliticsGirl @politicsgirl.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Honestly, I’m just so over the pathological lying.
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Mike Johnson is Despicable
Honestly, I’m just so over the pathological lying.
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CJP🫘 @captjohnparker.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Today's Lincoln Square Substack is chillingly on target. Andra Watkins connects the dots clearly, explaining the gut feeling I've tried to express repeatedly-we are at war. Winning seats will not be enough. They won't ever give up; bad is good so "Jesus will come." open.substack.com/live-stream/...
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LIVE NOW: Christians, Climate Change, & Armageddon | Unholy Ground
Lincoln Square on Substack
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CJP🫘 @captjohnparker.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Good perspective
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Melissa Jo Peltier @melissjpeltier.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Don’t let him do this.
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CJP🫘 @captjohnparker.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Three weeks later. I think I hear the sound of horses hauling cannons into position. Couple more court rulings. Then a big loyalty test at SCOTUS. Either SCOTUS openly signs on with the confederacy or they open fire*. *Congress stays home; Patel, Hegseth, Mullin mobilize troops. No midterms.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
By moving to the “center,” Democrats have failed to fight the forces that led us to Donald Trump: widening inequality, economic insecurity, and the unchecked political power of corporations and the rich. Political centrism is nonsense. There is no middle ground between democracy and oligarchy.
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CJP🫘 @captjohnparker.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
What "James" called "slavers" in Percival Everett's eponymous 2024 novel were not just the owners, but all who participated economically & all who sat back and tolerated it. THEY ARE STILL WITH US! I wrote this a decade ago. It's behind everything today's slavers do. www.dbc3.com/PBP/White%20...
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CJP🫘 @captjohnparker.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Welp, it's been 2 hours since Dr. sliced my leg open and rebuilt achilles tendon. Now on the mend. Target: beat the 1 year projected recovery by 8 days and take a hike in the Great Smoky Mountains on my 80th birthday. Easy route to a river fork remote campsite via old logging railway. Steady grade.
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CJP🫘 @captjohnparker.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
1/ Just watched the Psaki JB interview. Sure covered a lot of ground! It was half of her show. Great national exposure for him as a knowledgeable, concerned, competent, no-nonsense right-thinking leader. Not afraid to come out and say t is demented, a liar, dangerous. What the press and a ⤵️
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CJP🫘 @captjohnparker.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Day 5 of no advil. The 10th can't come fast enough. Knock me out, cut me up, sew it up, and give me DRUGS!
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CJP🫘 @captjohnparker.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Disgruntled beeyuch sez wut?
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CJP🫘 @captjohnparker.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Sept. 6 4 days til surgery. I am actually looking forward to it. It will start the countdown clock to recovery. That could be 6-12 months, and I would really like to hike a few trails before I turn 80. That's 11 months and 27 days from now. Gonna have to heal fast!
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CJP🫘 @captjohnparker.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Not a fan of meta-far from it, but fyi this is from Bing maps a few minutes ago
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Who wants to invest in my idea to market the “Trump Strait” jacket?
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CJP🫘 @captjohnparker.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This cannot be overstated. As egregious as most of what ICE does is, this is so far beyond the pale it should bea capital offense to have done, approved endorsed, or permitted it.
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Ambassador Ken Fairfax (ret) @portlandken.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
From a friend...
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Jay Kuo @nycjayjay.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This is undeniably true. What a double standard.
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emptywheel @emptywheel.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Imagine if every story abt DHS' hunt for election fraud included, as boilerplate, "instances of INDIVIDUAL voter fraud are rare, but Donald Trump was charged w/election fraud in 2023, Elon Musk is being sued for election fraud, & GA says Musk broke election law." edition.cnn.com/2026/08/31/p...
Still, the administration has touted alleged election fraud arrests. Last week, the Justice Department announced that a Honduran national who was legally living in the United States had been arrested and charged with fraudulently registering to vote and falsely claiming to be a US citizen.

“Today’s arrest is the first of many to come,” First Assistant United States Attorney Bill Essayli said in a statement.

Mullin, meanwhile, has positioned himself as a leading enforcer of Trump’s voter-fraud crackdown. Earlier this summer, his department announced an audit of public voter rolls had identified more than 250,000 registered noncitizens in just four states: California, Pennsylvania, New Jersey and Nevada.

“One thing that I love about numbers, and I love about facts, is they don’t lie,” Mullin told reporters at the time, warning that election officials who fail to secure the midterms could face fines or even jail time.

But the numbers have, thus far, proved far less definitive than DHS initially suggested. The department publicly claimed it had found nearly 16,000 noncitizens on Nevada’s voter rolls. But behind closed doors, the department acknowledged to the state’s top election officials that it had “confirmed” just 185 of them, according to internal records reviewed by CNN. Another 6,200 were labeled “higher confidence matches” — but still required further vetting.
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Jack Hopkins-The Original @therealjackhopkins.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This might be the #1 most important skill over the coming weeks and months.
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CJP🫘 @captjohnparker.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
What the hell. It's my birthday and I have a ruptured achilles, surgery to rebuild my foot in 9 days. 6-12 months recovery. I'm gonna eat all the ice cream I want.
Three open ice cream containers. Vanilla, strawberry, and coffee.
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CJP🫘 @captjohnparker.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
As was the case withbthecGulf of Mexico, google caves and mapquest stands its ground. I quit using g maps then even tho it has some better features. Give mapquest a try.
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CJP🫘 @captjohnparker.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I wonder if there is any record if Roberts and Kavanaugh getting frewarded for their oarts in the Brooks Broyhers riots. Lke maybe a trip to a vacation spot. A Caribbean islsnd, perha
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Are those Polling Numbers MEANWHILE, back on Earth-1: in the room with you right now, sir?
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CJP🫘 @captjohnparker.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Shamelessly copied from Jeff Tiedrich's article this morning. the Welland Canal is the only shipping route from the Canadian side of Lake Ontario to American Great Lakes ports.Over 26 billion dollars’ worth American goods travels through the Canal every year. It is 100% in Canada.
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CJP🫘 @captjohnparker.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Trump's labor camps are a tbrowback to the '50s. Sam Cook wrote and recorded this after driving by a road crew in the South in 1960. "Hear the sound of the men, "Working on the chain gang..." youtu.be/zBn5aIfZElE?... After slavery was abolished they found excuses to arrest Blacks to gei free labor.
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Sam Cooke - Chain Gang (High Quality)
YouTube video by Sean Ludwig
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CJP🫘 @captjohnparker.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
1/ This is all so like the Civil War! The South was willing, eager to obliterate the North, the Constitution, everything that was the then- USA, to establish a nationwide oligarchy, with rich plantation owners and manufacturing/shipping magnants ruling like medieval "royalty," owning Black ⤵️
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CJP🫘 @captjohnparker.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
"Bessent will either caper for the degenerate emperor’s amusement, or he will be replaced by an even dumber groveling sycophant." I am now officially a Ryan Cooper rcooper@prospect.org fan!
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CJP🫘 @captjohnparker.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
"Every Trump lackey must indulge his whims, no matter how stupid." - The American Prospect, 08/24/26
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
In a country so deeply divided, isn't it nice to have something we can ALL agree on? #ReleaseTheFiles-BeginTheTrials ⚖️
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#TuckFrump @realtuckfrumper.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
News Anchor Loses It When He’s Asked ‘Do You Think You Could Eat Beaver?’ #Mediaite
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News Anchor Loses It When He’s Asked ‘Do You Think You Could Eat Beaver?’
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