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captcrabbypants.bsky.social @captcrabbypants.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I’ve given up trying to understand what motivates my fellow citizens.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
There is no cease fire
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captcrabbypants.bsky.social @captcrabbypants.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Wow! 100 election observers. Anything else in the works, Chuck?
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captcrabbypants.bsky.social @captcrabbypants.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Make them ALL famous!
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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God @thegodshow.com · 13/10/2026
Mentions of "Fauci" on X have mostly vanished since the data centers in Russia were destroyed by Ukrainian bombs. SMITE!💥
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𝕯𝖆𝖓🍂🎃🕸️ @arepublic86.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Vote accordingly.
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captcrabbypants.bsky.social @captcrabbypants.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If the DNC doesn’t stop this, rural Americans might actually vote Dem
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captcrabbypants.bsky.social @captcrabbypants.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Wait until he learns about “thumb”
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captcrabbypants.bsky.social @captcrabbypants.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
His lack of worrying worries me
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captcrabbypants.bsky.social @captcrabbypants.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
DNC…
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Steve Martin as Ruprecht the Monkey Boy
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stephforreal.bsky.social @stephforreal.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Cornell. They have a history related to Epstein. One doctor in particular, Harry Fisch. Dr. Fisch appears more than 400 times in Jeffrey Epstein’s released documents, and was one of several Weill Cornell Medicine doctors who maintained ties with Epstein.
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captcrabbypants.bsky.social @captcrabbypants.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
THIS IS NOT SUSTAINABLE! C’mon, America!
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captcrabbypants.bsky.social @captcrabbypants.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Caesar Robustus knows what his people want
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 08/10/2026
We don’t have to guess what Republicans would do. They’ve SHOWN US: ➡️ Tariffs raising grocery bills ➡️ Medicaid cuts for tax breaks ➡️ TRILLIONS in new debt ➡️ LONGEST shutdown in HISTORY ➡️ Troops in US cities ➡️ Hiding Epstein files ➡️ Shady stock trading We’re LIVING it.
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captcrabbypants.bsky.social @captcrabbypants.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
- Slapped primary cloud competitor, Microsoft, with indefinite suspension from federal green card program
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captcrabbypants.bsky.social @captcrabbypants.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“They’re eating the moose! They’re eating the muskies!…”
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captcrabbypants.bsky.social @captcrabbypants.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Read ‘em all!
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rondezvousWA @ronpdavis.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And in Seattle, rich corporatists are now owners or co-owners of the 1. Seattle Times (and the defunct Post-Intelligencer) 2. The Stranger. and 3. KOMO is owned by the right-wing Sinclair Network. 4. KING5 is owned by the right-wing Nexstar Group. See the problem?
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🦌 The Deer Whisperer 🦌 @thedeerwhisperer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
4 weeks til Election Day! FOUR WEEKS! Make sure you are registered to vote! AND VOTE! Register here: iwillvote.com
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captcrabbypants.bsky.social @captcrabbypants.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The horse’s ass was redundant
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captcrabbypants.bsky.social @captcrabbypants.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Donald Trump is what you get when you only want simple answers to complex problems
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AW Sylwester @aw-sylwester.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hours before Kristi Noem left her job as DHS secretary, her agency bought five planes from a donor at a huge markup. They were supposed to fly deportees but have sat idle. Another symbol of waste and fraud under Trump. Gift link. 👇 www.nytimes.com/2026/10/04/u...
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Kristi Noem’s Agency Gave Her Donor a Lucrative Contract Just Before She Left (Gift Article)
The Homeland Security Department signed a multi-million dollar agreement to buy five aircraft from a company owned by a political contributor of the secretary on her last day, documents show.
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God @thegodshow.com · 05/10/2026
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captcrabbypants.bsky.social @captcrabbypants.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Maybe they are? MAGA redefined “Christianity” to be anything but what Christ taught.
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captcrabbypants.bsky.social @captcrabbypants.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
U.S. Media: Same.
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News to Remember @moments2remember.link · 04/10/2026
This is "Independent Journalist" Michael Tracey. He is the "man" who is behind the attempts to reveal the identity of the Cornell 7 Jane Doe. I think we teach him a lesson about WHY people value privacy and anonymity. He currently lives in New Jersey.
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kjcon.bsky.social @kjcon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
⚠️ Hey Michigan! I hope you're getting loud!!!!📢🔊
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Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They're holding up a major escalation in Iran and a crackdown on abortion until after the midterms to limit political damage. To the extent that the last two years have been a right-wing smash-and-grab operation, the next two will be worse.
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captcrabbypants.bsky.social @captcrabbypants.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
On the bright side, when “Super Intelligence” destroys humanity, future generations of nomadic tribes who survive off beetles, grubs, and tumbleweed will blame Trump
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captcrabbypants.bsky.social @captcrabbypants.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Reminder, this is the guy who may decide to deploy troops on US soil this November. This isn’t good.
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Don Comer @doncomer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Trump 11/20/25, "SEDITIOUS BEHAVIOR!, punishable by DEATH!"
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 30/09/2026
A grim little montage of where American politics has landed.
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captcrabbypants.bsky.social @captcrabbypants.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This isn’t comeuppance. She exposed yet another Republican sham that voters won’t care about in November. I don’t want to hear about Minnesota/Midwest nice. I want Dems to start screaming that Americans are being looted by billionaires while the GOP distracts us with this performative BS!
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Scott Dworkin @dworkin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Remember Jack Abramoff? His old casino-boat partner was ordered to repay $21.7 million. Trump just pardoned him. The money trail of his former partner leads to Republican Senators: www.dworkinsubstack.com/p/trump-pard...
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Joe Walsh @walshfreedom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This. It has always been this. A sitting American president did this. And because he did this, he should have been convicted and put behind bars. And the fact that we never held him accountable for these crimes will forever stain this country. And we may never recover from it.👇
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Lady Di @ladydi2020.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is where we are at. The U.S. was the only one to oppose… 😡 #Pinks
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captcrabbypants.bsky.social @captcrabbypants.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A slippery slope! What’s next? The Macarena???
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captcrabbypants.bsky.social @captcrabbypants.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
AI leaders: “Good chance this will kill us all if you don’t give us guardrails!” Trump: “Let’s just rename it.”
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Trump and the GOP's REAL base of support — the billionaires, Big Oil, Big Tech and AI, Big Crypto, defense contractors, and Wall Street — know that the midterm elections may limit what they can get away with in the future. Understand the stakes and vote accordingly.
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haversack @hsack121.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Stop eating octopuses.. A marine biologist films this octopus changing colors while dreaming and it’s spectacular
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Ahmed Baba @ahmedbaba.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Trump has turned the presidency into a profit machine for him and his cronies. Every decision he makes is tainted by conflicts of interest. While he grifts billions, his moves directly raise prices for Americans who are already struggling. His corruption is a tax on all of us.
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captcrabbypants.bsky.social @captcrabbypants.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
At this point, Mitch McConnell would be an upgrade to DNC leadership
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MassShootingTracker @massshootingtrk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
America's gun psychopathy continues: *408* mass shootings so far in 2026: 💔😡💔 #GunsDontMakeUsSafer The latest, with at least 4 people wounded, in Hawthorne, Calif.: abc7.com/post/investi...
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Investigation underway after several people injured in Hawthorne shooting
An investigation is underway after four people were injured in a shooting in Hawthorne overnight.
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captcrabbypants.bsky.social @captcrabbypants.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
…and all 3 are Republican’s fault
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Arbaz Kakkar5 @arbazkakkar5.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"Peter Thiel: -mentioned in ~3,000 Epstein file documents -exchanged ~2,000 emails with Epstein -swapped strategies with Epstein to avoid the IRS tracking their hidden wealth This is the guy who helped our vice-president in key moments in his career."
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