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Captain Snark

@captainsnark.bsky.social
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Middle age Canadian with questionable sanity. When I'm not snarking at stuff, often politics, I'm posting whatever nonsense comes into my head.

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Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Mitch McConnell returns to the Senate after long absence.
Disfigured Captain Christopher Pike from the classic Star Trek episode, The Menagerie.
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Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
What is with this week?! Seriously!
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Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
GOD DAMN IT, DEATH! STOP TAKING THE WRONG 80 YEAR OLDS!
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Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
She spoke with the might of a hundred soldiers. May you rest in peace, Dolly.
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Pierre Polyester @canadian-critic.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Here is the petition to have Pete Hoekstra tossed out. Sign it please if you havent already. Thanks. www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
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Petition e-7531 - Petitions
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Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky.
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Daffy Duck's Wild Panic Attack
Alt: Daffy Duck's Wild Panic Attack
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Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Has anyone tried explaining to the Hamilton Tiger-Cats that football games have FOUR quarters? Just curious.
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Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Happy Father's Day to all you father figures out there, whether by blood or by choice.
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Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Baby Yoda
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Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
The media needs to stop reporting on what Trump says and start focusing on what he does and did. You know like fucking kids.
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Mega 🎮😈 @megamachina.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Games are for everyone. Not just you. Not just your gender. Not just your race. For EVERYONE. A game featuring a character who has at least one characteristic different than you is not an agenda, it's just different from you. The game is still for you too, and everyone else.
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Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Hoffman needs to go. Trade him, ship him down to the minors or just fire him... preferably from a cannon. Just get rid of him. #Bluejays
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Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Dear America. Instead of celebrating your 250th, may I suggest having a wake instead? Yours truly, A concerned Canadian.
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Captain Molasses @captainmolasses.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Who would win in a fight? The god-slaying void baby, or the god-slaying void baby?
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Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
QTP with a game you played as a teenager!
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Zelda: Link Acquires Master Sword
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Took a video of this cool shell formation on my beach walk. If all of you repost it as many times as you can maybe some journalists will see it and do something about it
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Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Europeans when asked to unblock the Strait of Hormuz.
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Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Dear America Once Trump is dead and his cronies are all dead or in jail, I suggest burning Washington DC to the ground, holding a massive exorcism involving every religion that does such things and then rebuilding from scratch. It's the only way to get rid of the 'stench'. From Concerned Canadian
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Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
A great Canadian and comedy star taken too soon. Rest in peace, Catherine O'Hara.
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Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
He may not be my favorite Doctor, but he was a damn good one. Happy Birthday to Tom Baker.
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Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Any man that would pick Joline over her is an idiot. Happy 80th Birthday to the one and only, Dolly Parton.
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Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Who's your favorite superhero? (Without saying Batman or Spider-Man?)
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Pierre Polyester @canadian-critic.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
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LindaFly @lindafly.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
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Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
For those of you who missed the bottom of the Sixth in game one of the World Series... Here's a reenactment. www.youtube.com/watch?v=qE8g...
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Baseball Bugs Conga Line
YouTube video by Andres Guevara
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Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
32 years ago today, Joe Carter hit the biggest home run in the history of the Blue Jays as they won their second World Series. Will history repeat itself. Here's hoping. www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JaG...
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Touch 'Em All Joe! Carter's World Series Winning Home Run!
YouTube video by Toronto Blue Jays
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🦋 ~Bindi~ 🦋 @bindiatthebeach.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
There's your terrorist 👇🏽
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Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
And Kirk ran his ass off for nothing. Waste of space bullpen continues to under perform and John Schenider continues making questionable pitching choice. Might be time to do some house cleaning before next season.
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Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
And now for a message from a Canadian to all Americans. www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bYk...
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Captain Kirk's Constitutional Speech
YouTube video by Maxx Frost
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Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Just finished watching the John Candy doc 'I Like Me'. It was good, if sad at times. He might not have been perfect, he certainly had his flaws and demons, but he choose to be kind and giving and sweet, in addition to being funny. A path we should all try and follow. We lost him far, far too soon.
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GrouchyMarkx @grouchymarkx.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
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Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Happy Canadian Turkey Day to my fellow Canadians. And to our southern neighbors, Happy Indigenous Peoples Day. Or if you must... Unhappy Asshole Conqueror Day.
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Stephen Uitti he/him/it/they/hey-you @suitti.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Pay close attention.
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It'd be a real shame if this photo of President Obama receiving his Nobel Peace Prize went viral today, for no particular reason.
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Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
And now a Muppet News Flash! The humidity is rising. The barometer is getting low. According to all sources the street is the place to go. Because tonight for the first time, at about a half past ten. For the first time in history, it is going to be raining me-aaagh!
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Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Twenty Home Runs for Dauton Varsho with that Grand Slam tonight. Imagine if he'd been healthy for the whole season. #BlueJays
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Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Well there's three more deaths you can lay at Trump's feet. Four if the detainee in the Ice Shootings doesn't make it. Good job. *Sarcastic clapping*
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Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Welp. Time to start boycotting the CFL. If Stewart Johnson loves the American version of the game so much he's free to resign, move south and try his luck there. I call on all CFL fans to stop watching, stop going to the games until they change things back. This is our league and we love it as is!
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Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
I kind of hope the rapture does happen tomorrow. If only the see the look on the 'religious right's' faces when they DON'T get picked.
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Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Stop caving to Trump! He's a feckless coward that wishes he was a tough guy but always caves when anyone stands up to him. #JimmyKimmelFiring
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Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
The song says the lion sleeps tonight, but I don't know how he can with that much racket going on.
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Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Personally I do not condemn any violence against Right Winged Lunatics. Or is that condone... I do not condone... Always get those two mixed up.
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Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
RIP Graham Greene. Another great Canadian legend taken too soon.
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Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
To anyone that things your vote doesn't matter. www.msn.com/en-ca/news/o... It does.
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Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
If you're Canadian and you haven't voted yet, get out and do it!
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Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Just felt like posting this today. No particular reason. youtu.be/PUlQNsl4Qvk?...
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Les Misérables Cast - Do You Hear The People Sing? (Official Video)
YouTube video by LesMiserablesVEVO
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Lucah 🐴 Horse Auntie Vtuber @lucahjin.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
TRADITION! www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGyW...
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TOMORROW'S CHRISTMAS EVE!
YouTube video by BreakingNCS
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