Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Mitch McConnell returns to the Senate after long absence. 021
Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 27/08/2026GOD DAMN IT, DEATH! STOP TAKING THE WRONG 80 YEAR OLDS! 000
Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 25/08/2026She spoke with the might of a hundred soldiers. May you rest in peace, Dolly. 000
Reposted by Captain SnarkPierre Polyester @canadian-critic.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Here is the petition to have Pete Hoekstra tossed out. Sign it please if you havent already. Thanks. www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...ourcommons.caPetition e-7531 - Petitions 87031
Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 04/08/2026If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky.static.klipy.comDaffy Duck's Wild Panic AttackAlt: Daffy Duck's Wild Panic Attack 000
Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Has anyone tried explaining to the Hamilton Tiger-Cats that football games have FOUR quarters? Just curious. 000
Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Happy Father's Day to all you father figures out there, whether by blood or by choice.static.klipy.comStar Wars: The Mandalorian and Baby YodaALT: Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Baby Yoda 001
Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 12/06/2026The media needs to stop reporting on what Trump says and start focusing on what he does and did. You know like fucking kids. 010
Reposted by Captain SnarkMega 🎮😈 @megamachina.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Games are for everyone. Not just you. Not just your gender. Not just your race. For EVERYONE. A game featuring a character who has at least one characteristic different than you is not an agenda, it's just different from you. The game is still for you too, and everyone else. 652299541
Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Hoffman needs to go. Trade him, ship him down to the minors or just fire him... preferably from a cannon. Just get rid of him. #Bluejays 050
Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Dear America. Instead of celebrating your 250th, may I suggest having a wake instead? Yours truly, A concerned Canadian. 120
Reposted by Captain SnarkCaptain Molasses @captainmolasses.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Who would win in a fight? The god-slaying void baby, or the god-slaying void baby? 202059387
Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 12/05/2026QTP with a game you played as a teenager!static.klipy.comZelda: Link Acquires Master SwordAlt: Zelda: Link Acquires Master Sword 010
Reposted by Captain SnarkGeorge Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Took a video of this cool shell formation on my beach walk. If all of you repost it as many times as you can maybe some journalists will see it and do something about it 19767203242
Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 16/03/2026Europeans when asked to unblock the Strait of Hormuz.media.tenor.coma man with gray hair and a tan jacket looks at the cameraALT: a man with gray hair and a tan jacket looks at the camera 010
Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 02/02/2026Dear America Once Trump is dead and his cronies are all dead or in jail, I suggest burning Washington DC to the ground, holding a massive exorcism involving every religion that does such things and then rebuilding from scratch. It's the only way to get rid of the 'stench'. From Concerned Canadian 020
Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 30/01/2026A great Canadian and comedy star taken too soon. Rest in peace, Catherine O'Hara. 020
Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 20/01/2026He may not be my favorite Doctor, but he was a damn good one. Happy Birthday to Tom Baker.media.tenor.comtwo men are standing next to each other in a room and talking .ALT: two men are standing next to each other in a room and talking . 010
Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 19/01/2026Any man that would pick Joline over her is an idiot. Happy 80th Birthday to the one and only, Dolly Parton.media.tenor.coma woman singing into a microphone with the hashtag dolly opry50 at the bottomALT: a woman singing into a microphone with the hashtag dolly opry50 at the bottom 020
Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 10/01/2026Who's your favorite superhero? (Without saying Batman or Spider-Man?) 130
Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 25/10/2025For those of you who missed the bottom of the Sixth in game one of the World Series... Here's a reenactment. www.youtube.com/watch?v=qE8g...youtube.comBaseball Bugs Conga LineYouTube video by Andres Guevara 000
Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 23/10/202532 years ago today, Joe Carter hit the biggest home run in the history of the Blue Jays as they won their second World Series. Will history repeat itself. Here's hoping. www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JaG...youtube.comTouch 'Em All Joe! Carter's World Series Winning Home Run!YouTube video by Toronto Blue Jays 100
Reposted by Captain Snark🦋 ~Bindi~ 🦋 @bindiatthebeach.bsky.social · 19/10/2025There's your terrorist 👇🏽 51966532521
Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 18/10/2025And Kirk ran his ass off for nothing. Waste of space bullpen continues to under perform and John Schenider continues making questionable pitching choice. Might be time to do some house cleaning before next season. 010
Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 17/10/2025And now for a message from a Canadian to all Americans. www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bYk...youtube.comCaptain Kirk's Constitutional SpeechYouTube video by Maxx Frost 000
Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 15/10/2025Just finished watching the John Candy doc 'I Like Me'. It was good, if sad at times. He might not have been perfect, he certainly had his flaws and demons, but he choose to be kind and giving and sweet, in addition to being funny. A path we should all try and follow. We lost him far, far too soon. 000
Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 13/10/2025Happy Canadian Turkey Day to my fellow Canadians. And to our southern neighbors, Happy Indigenous Peoples Day. Or if you must... Unhappy Asshole Conqueror Day. 010
Reposted by Captain SnarkStephen Uitti he/him/it/they/hey-you @suitti.bsky.social · 10/10/2025Pay close attention. 0212
Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 03/10/2025And now a Muppet News Flash! The humidity is rising. The barometer is getting low. According to all sources the street is the place to go. Because tonight for the first time, at about a half past ten. For the first time in history, it is going to be raining me-aaagh!media.tenor.coma muppet is holding a piece of paper in front of a podiumALT: a muppet is holding a piece of paper in front of a podium 020
Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 26/09/2025Twenty Home Runs for Dauton Varsho with that Grand Slam tonight. Imagine if he'd been healthy for the whole season. #BlueJays 030
Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 24/09/2025Well there's three more deaths you can lay at Trump's feet. Four if the detainee in the Ice Shootings doesn't make it. Good job. *Sarcastic clapping* 010
Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 23/09/2025Welp. Time to start boycotting the CFL. If Stewart Johnson loves the American version of the game so much he's free to resign, move south and try his luck there. I call on all CFL fans to stop watching, stop going to the games until they change things back. This is our league and we love it as is! 010
Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 23/09/2025I kind of hope the rapture does happen tomorrow. If only the see the look on the 'religious right's' faces when they DON'T get picked. 010
Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 18/09/2025Stop caving to Trump! He's a feckless coward that wishes he was a tough guy but always caves when anyone stands up to him. #JimmyKimmelFiring 010
Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 18/09/2025The song says the lion sleeps tonight, but I don't know how he can with that much racket going on. 010
Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 12/09/2025Personally I do not condemn any violence against Right Winged Lunatics. Or is that condone... I do not condone... Always get those two mixed up. 000
Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 02/09/2025RIP Graham Greene. Another great Canadian legend taken too soon. 010
Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 11/05/2025To anyone that things your vote doesn't matter. www.msn.com/en-ca/news/o... It does.msn.comMSN 010
Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 28/04/2025If you're Canadian and you haven't voted yet, get out and do it!media.tenor.coma close up of a man 's face with the words do it nowALT: a close up of a man 's face with the words do it now 010
Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 31/03/2025Just felt like posting this today. No particular reason. youtu.be/PUlQNsl4Qvk?...youtu.beLes Misérables Cast - Do You Hear The People Sing? (Official Video)YouTube video by LesMiserablesVEVO 010
Reposted by Captain SnarkLucah 🐴 Horse Auntie Vtuber @lucahjin.bsky.social · 23/12/2024TRADITION! www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGyW...youtube.comTOMORROW'S CHRISTMAS EVE!YouTube video by BreakingNCS 521470