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Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 12h

There is no dealbreaker because they are as depraved as he is.

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Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I prefer the very next second of that scene where he kills three of them with one shot.

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Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Fucking over the original trilogy by making everything they did pointless.

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Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

We might if you put the entire Republican party on trial the likes of which not been seen since Nuremberg. (Not that I expect THAT to happen even if the Democrats get a massive majority in the House and Senate.)

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Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Jeeze, what the hell were we smoking in 2006 to give Harper such a high approval rating.

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Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Why is it always women that have the courage to confront him? Are there no men left in reporting with any guts or integrity?

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Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Mitch McConnell returns to the Senate after long absence.

Disfigured Captain Christopher Pike from the classic Star Trek episode, The Menagerie.

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Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Arrest him and hang him for treason.

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Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Ah man... now Din's gotta kill Neel because he saw his face.

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Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

What is with this week?! Seriously!

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Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

GOD DAMN IT, DEATH! STOP TAKING THE WRONG 80 YEAR OLDS!

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Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

She spoke with the might of a hundred soldiers. May you rest in peace, Dolly.

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Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

It turns out when Orange Pedo said "They're eating the dogs, they're eating the cats," he was predicting the future.

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Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Sadly that will never happen. If the party wises up and gives him the boot he'll just retire on that fat pension the traitor doesn't deserve.

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Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Because the party in charge are collaborators that find it useful to keep him around because a third of the country are fucking stupid and think he's the second coming of Christ and there's no one else in the party that has his popularity among the dim witted.

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Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

"When you dance with the devil, the devil doesn't change. The devil changes you."

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Pierre Polyester @canadian-critic.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Here is the petition to have Pete Hoekstra tossed out. Sign it please if you havent already. Thanks. www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...

ourcommons.ca

Petition e-7531 - Petitions

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Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

“If they would rather die, . . . they had better do it, and decrease the surplus population.”

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Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Eddie Guerrero would have been proud.

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Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

He is one. Which is why someone should go and Old Yeller him.

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Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

The sad part is I'm not certain he knows he's lying. I fully believe he's so deluded he's actually convinced his feeble mind that he's telling the truth. It would be pity worthy if, you know, he wasn't total scum and the president of the US.

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Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

He'll always be Yertle the turtle to me. But like a glacier I'm old and slow to change.

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Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

No, because I read physical books.

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Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Here it is, folks! The dumbest thing Goofy's ever said.

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Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Has anyone tried explaining to the Hamilton Tiger-Cats that football games have FOUR quarters? Just curious.

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Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Tell me you have no clue what's going on in NYC without telling me you have no clue what's going on in NYC. 🙄

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Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Just make sure to ram a stake through what passes as his heart, shove a clove of garlic in his mouth and cut off his head to make certain.

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Captain Snark @captainsnark.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

I want him removed from everything. EVERYTHING. Make him the ultimate warning to those that place themselves and greed over everything. Bury him in an unmarked grave. Even refer to him only as 45 or 47, never by name.

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