Christopher @captainsafety.bsky.social · 01/01/2026So glad I read your comment on the IG version of this. Incredible! 😌 010
Christopher @captainsafety.bsky.social · 28/11/2025Happy Thanksgiving to all of you that celebrate! I'm VERY grateful for each and every one of you and the connections we have! Love you all - Dad 😮💨😘🫂❤️ 62602
Christopher @captainsafety.bsky.social · 25/11/2025Well that’s just the sweetest thing! Thank you! 010
Christopher @captainsafety.bsky.social · 25/11/2025Thank you! I need to get back so I can try to catch up with you and those amazing tree trunks!!! 110
Christopher @captainsafety.bsky.social · 25/11/2025I’m always available for consultations! Hahaha 110
Christopher @captainsafety.bsky.social · 25/11/2025Well you don’t have to call me out that blatantly! 😜🙃 020
Christopher @captainsafety.bsky.social · 25/11/2025They’ve definitely shrunk a bit, but I’ll get back there! 110
Christopher @captainsafety.bsky.social · 25/11/2025Happiest of birthdays to you, handsome!!!!!! 😘 020
Christopher @captainsafety.bsky.social · 25/11/2025This tee seemed appropriate since I can’t actually do this for the foreseeable future! 😜🙃🛼 Happy Tuesday, kids! Love - Dad 81943
Christopher @captainsafety.bsky.social · 25/11/2025You did an amazing job! You’re my inspiration, honey! 🥰🥰 Next time I won’t ignore the top coat. 😳 010
Christopher @captainsafety.bsky.social · 24/11/2025I’ve done my toenails a few times. I think I’ve mostly been thinking how rough I am with my hands and how it would be hard to get them to stay. And so far I’ve managed to damage these a little. But I definitely will do them more! 000
Christopher @captainsafety.bsky.social · 24/11/2025Really? You think? I can’t imagine why…😤🩼🤷🏼♂️ 2350
Christopher @captainsafety.bsky.social · 24/11/2025Too late! I already had one for myself. I was the only one that attended. 🤣 010
Christopher @captainsafety.bsky.social · 24/11/2025I feel awful for how sporadic my attendance has been! 000
Christopher @captainsafety.bsky.social · 24/11/2025media.tenor.coma woman in a yellow jacket is holding a door handle and saying oh youAlt: a woman in a yellow jacket is holding a door handle and saying oh you Omg this auto alt text is hilarious. 110
Christopher @captainsafety.bsky.social · 24/11/2025Oh, I forgot! New addition. (Sorry to my IG friends who’ve already seen all the stuff I post there first.) I’m full of drama! 😳😝 Not having a pity party, just a thing that’s going on. Tendonitis like I had two years ago in the other ankle. Isolating to heal faster. ☺️ 111010
Christopher @captainsafety.bsky.social · 24/11/2025Thank you! Can you believe I’ve never painted them before?!? 100
Christopher @captainsafety.bsky.social · 24/11/2025Oh damn, really?! Thank you! It was my first time! ☺️ 000
Christopher @captainsafety.bsky.social · 24/11/2025Also, to be clear, I plug small LGBTQIA+ businesses because they’re fantastic. Not because I get anything out of it. I want them to be successful…that’s all. So if you see me tag someone like @yeahbuzzy.com it’s because I love them and want to share. 🥰🥰🥰 0181
Christopher @captainsafety.bsky.social · 24/11/2025Who is this, you ask? Where has he been? Why won’t he just go back there and leave everyone alone? All legit questions to which I have no answers. 🤷🏼♂️🥺😘 Had to show off the nails @hibrobear.bsky.social did for me. Black with subtle purple, like this awesome tee by @yeahbuzzy.com 182721
Christopher @captainsafety.bsky.social · 07/11/2025If I just sneak in and act casual no one will notice I’m suddenly here after being gone for a while. Btw, if you like the tee follow gayartbyalex on IG. He’s fantastic! 🥰 132061