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Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 06/01/2024

@markreel.bsky.social Happy birthday to one of the greatest men I know. Hope it's a good one mate.

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Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 07/12/2023

World you please, hold, the God damn hammering now.

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Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 01/12/2023

Me: I've dipped my balls in glitter honey. Wife: That's pretty nuts.

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Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 27/11/2023

Police: I'm sorry to inform you but your son burned his school to the ground. Parents: Was it arson? Police: Yes, definitely your son.

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Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 27/11/2023

6 Jokers. Who's your favourite? 😂

Selfie of me (white male with short dark beard in a black hoodie with the hood up. The hoodie is adorned with 5 different versions of the character The Joker.
From to to Burton they are
Jack Nicholson from the movie Batman.
Joaquin Phoenix from the movie Joker.
Mark Hamil from the Arkham videogames.
Heath Ledger from movie The Dark Knight.
Cesar Romero from the 60s TV series.

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Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 27/11/2023

Some things you never grow out of. I still feel like Vin Diesel in Fast & Furious when I'm pushing my trolley round Tesco and come to an empty aisle. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer

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Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 27/11/2023

Haven't been on much as struck down by the dreaded man flu again. Still feel like shit but some traditions need to be kept so I present....

Peter of the movie Pulp Fiction. It has a white lady lying on her stomach on a bed with her feet up being her. She has black bobbed hair and a cigarette in the right hand. Her left hand lays on an open book which is face down and there's a handg in n right in front of her. She's wearing a black shirt, skirt and heels. The title of the movie on the poster had been replaced by the words FUCK MONDAY.

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Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 23/11/2023

Off work today for a fun day of Santa shopping. Maybe one or two less beers would have been a good idea last night. Wish me luck. 😂

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Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 22/11/2023

First time on a bus since the start of COVID. #backofthebus

Selfie of me on a bus, a white male with cropped dark hair and beard wearing a black t-shirt, green & black checked shirt and black coat. I'm smiling and over my shoulder you can see a street light through the back window of the bus.

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Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 22/11/2023

Thanks to @markreel.bsky.social for Marvel Midnight Suns which kept me up to 3am this morning. Work was a lot of fun today due to it, but at least I'm finished. Christmas market & Garth Marenghi you say. Don't mind if I do.

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Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 21/11/2023

Anyone else apologize when they're asked for a lighter and don't have one. It's like saying sorry for not smoking, but I've always done it. 😂

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Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 20/11/2023

When I type in an email 'as per my previous email' just assume the 'ya fucking prick' is silent.

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Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 19/11/2023

According to Tesco's lasagne packaging I'm a family of 4.

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Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 19/11/2023

Reskeet with your best religious meme. The absurdity of this one always tickles me

Meme with a picture of a white Jesus Christ figure shaking hands with a business man as another business man watches on.

The text above the picture reads ' Jesus sealing the deal for all hotels to have his book in the bedside drawer'.

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Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 19/11/2023

Just found out it's International Men's Day and told the wife. Her response "seems like a non-event to me".

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Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 19/11/2023

It's officially her time going by the radio today.

Picture from the movie The Shining when Jack Nicholson's face appears through the door. Jack's face has been replaced by the singer Mariah Carey. The text at the bottom of the picture is in red Christmasy lettering reads 'Here's Mariah'.

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Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 18/11/2023

Just watched the Milli Vanilli documentary. I'm old enough to remember the general story from the time, but it was crazy seeing some of the finer details. Really worth a watch.

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Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 18/11/2023

Few messages to do today so missing the usual Saturday feed at mums. Just dropped the kids off so they'll still see the benefit. Currently jealous of my own children.

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Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 17/11/2023

Anyone else just waiting for Christmas gifts for their annual underwear replenishment.

A picture of the head of superhero Spider-Man with holes torn in the mask to reveal the white male beneath.

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Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 17/11/2023

Wife has asked for something in silk for Christmas, but knowing my luck this emulsion will be the wrong colour.

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Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 17/11/2023

Wanted to watch the Origami World Championships this weekend, but I'm not shelling out for it.... Can't believe it's on paper view.

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Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 17/11/2023

Just checking in on the lunatics and apparently the big issues this week are Gay Nutcrackers & Black Disabled Santas. I almost fell sorry for people who think this is something to be upset by. Almost, then I remember they're just bigoted pricks and move on with my day.

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Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 17/11/2023

Good morning folks. Have a fabulous Friday and remember, the cream always rises to the top.

Picture of wrestler Macho Man Randy Savage. He is a white male with long dark hair and beard. He is wearing a gold & black sequenced jacket and cowboy hat, with multicoloured sunglasses and fingerless gloves. He is smiling and holding his hands up to one side as if he's just caught an invisible football.

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Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 17/11/2023

I assume we're all agreed that George Santos will just run for election as Kitara Ravache now.

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Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 16/11/2023

Girlfriend: I'm sick of you pretending you're a detective. We should split up. Me: Good idea. We can cover more ground that way.

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Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 16/11/2023

When's there insurrection, at the capitol. Who ya gonna blame....

Picture of a large black bus with a sign on the side which reads 'THE GHOST BUS TOURS'. Next to it stands a white male in a Ghostbusters uniform with a proton pack. His head has been replaced by US politician Clay Higgins. In large White letters on the picture it reads 'GHOST BUS'.

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Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 16/11/2023

When's there insurrection, at the capitol. Who ya gonna blame....

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Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 16/11/2023

Someone better stop adding days to this week. I know it was supposed to be Friday today. Sneaky bastard.

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Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 15/11/2023

open.spotify.com/track/44tvPi... Why am I only discovering this. Shakin' Stevens is cool now. Actually a pretty good tune.

open.spotify.com

All You Need Is Greed

Shakin' Stevens · Song · 2023

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Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 15/11/2023

Wife, sofa, booze, music. Good times.

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Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 15/11/2023

Police Officer: Sarcasm won't get you anywhere son. Me: Well it got me to the final of the Sarcasm World Cup in Sweden back in '94. Police Officer: Really? Me: No

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Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 15/11/2023

I like to strip as I walk up a mountain. I call it a Magic Hike.

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Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 15/11/2023

Good morning folks. So the kids left this cute little picture on my desk before going to school this morning. Good to know when they think of me, they think of baldness & farts. 😂

A pencil drawing on a scrap of paper. It shows 4 stick figures. The main one is crouching with a cartoon gas cloud coming from it's butt. This character is labelled Daddy and has the added text 'Daddy is bald'. The other 3 stick figures are labelled Mummy, Eva & Joseph. They appear to have been blown away by the gas cloud and have Xs for eyes to signify they have died.

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Mike Galsworthy @mikegalsworthy.bsky.social · 15/11/2023

Well said Caroline. 👏👏👏

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Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 14/11/2023

Waiter: How did you find your steak sir? Me: It was easy, I just looked on the plate, and there it was.

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Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 14/11/2023

Is it just me or is it easier and faster to say 'world wide web' than 'www'?

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Spooky Snigdha @snig.bsky.social · 14/11/2023

Remember all those people telling low income families they could batch cook food to cope with the cost of living? 2 million UK households have been forced to unplug the fridge to cope with rising bills; figures from the Joseph Rowntree Foundation. www.theguardian.com/business/202...

theguardian.com

Millions of UK households forced to unplug fridge to cope with rising bills

Families resorting to ‘desperate measures’ and struggling with ‘frightening’ level of hardship amid cost of living crisis

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Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 13/11/2023

I've made a webpage for people with repetitive eye strain.... It's a site for sore eyes.

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Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 13/11/2023

I have both shaken and vacuumed, but I feel none the fresher.

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Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 13/11/2023

Revenge is mine. How'd ya like it ya big toothy bastard. 😂

A picture of a box of Jaws cereal. It's had a picture of a head of a great white shark beside a bowl of shark shaped multigrain shapes.

The main text on the box reads
JAWS
FEEDING TIME

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Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 13/11/2023

*calls hotel front desk Me: I'd like a wake-up call please. Front desk: Of course Captain. Everyone thinks you're a c@#t.

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