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Captain Quint

@captainquint.bsky.social
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I have come here to make shit photoshops, puns and chew bubblegum and I'm all out of bubblegum

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Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 06/01/2024
@markreel.bsky.social Happy birthday to one of the greatest men I know. Hope it's a good one mate.
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Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 11/12/2023
@lafeeverte.bsky.social @oerstonsoells.bsky.social Lunchtime heaven.
A picture of a crisps sandwich on on small plastic plate.
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Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 07/12/2023
World you please, hold, the God damn hammering now.
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Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 02/12/2023
Thanks Dawn.
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Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 02/12/2023
Cheers J, I'll pass it onto the boss. 😂
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Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 02/12/2023
They do set it off nicely. 😂
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Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 02/12/2023
You know the real Picasso behind it. 😂
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Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 02/12/2023
Thanks, we do our best. 😂
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Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 02/12/2023
Cheers. Wish I could take the credit but Mrs Quint is the real genius behind it. 😂
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Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 02/12/2023
It's Christmas at the Quint's.
A Christmas living room scene. A large decorated Christmas is in the corner in the middle of the picture. On the left is a fireplace with lights garland. Mickey & Minnie mouse stockings are hanging from it and the fire is lit. On the right is a TV with Home Alone on it.
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Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 01/12/2023
If they turn out like Fury he can keep churning them out. 😂
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Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 01/12/2023
Think he's supposed to do another Max with Hardy too.
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Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 01/12/2023
Fucking tuuuuune, and in Grosse Pointe Blank too.
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Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 01/12/2023
Me: I've dipped my balls in glitter honey. Wife: That's pretty nuts.
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Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 01/12/2023
Can't wait
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Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 30/11/2023
Yessss. The Lighthouse vibes. 😂
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Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 30/11/2023
I think you're barking up the wrong tree to be honest.
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Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 30/11/2023
Rightly so, it looks stunning.
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Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 30/11/2023
Forboding
Selfie of me (white male with cropped dark hair and short dark beard wearing a grey hoodie and smiling). In the background above me the fly is with ominous looking dark clouds with a full moon trying to pierce through.
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Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 27/11/2023
Police: I'm sorry to inform you but your son burned his school to the ground. Parents: Was it arson? Police: Yes, definitely your son.
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Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 27/11/2023
You would receive a sharp fork.stab to the back of the hand. 😂
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Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 27/11/2023
Straight to the tower I'd imagine
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Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 27/11/2023
6 Jokers. Who's your favourite? 😂
Selfie of me (white male with short dark beard in a black hoodie with the hood up. The hoodie is adorned with 5 different versions of the character The Joker.
From to to Burton they are
Jack Nicholson from the movie Batman.
Joaquin Phoenix from the movie Joker.
Mark Hamil from the Arkham videogames.
Heath Ledger from movie The Dark Knight.
Cesar Romero from the 60s TV series.
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Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 27/11/2023
And that's still probably the last annoying thing about it.
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Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 27/11/2023
It was terrible.
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Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 27/11/2023
Cheers T.
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Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 27/11/2023
Certainly, coming out of it with a Mario Kart style boost. 😂
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Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 27/11/2023
Some things you never grow out of. I still feel like Vin Diesel in Fast & Furious when I'm pushing my trolley round Tesco and come to an empty aisle. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer
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Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 27/11/2023
This is going to sound really random but when I was younger a piece of coal falling off the shovel on my way to the fire used to really irritate me. So much so I'd put the shovel down by the fire and then go and retrieve the fallen piece to make sure it went on first. 😂
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Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 27/11/2023
Although using double speed if listening to them helps take the edge off.
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Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 27/11/2023
Currently crossing all fingers and toes for you. 😂
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Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 27/11/2023
Haven't been on much as struck down by the dreaded man flu again. Still feel like shit but some traditions need to be kept so I present....
Peter of the movie Pulp Fiction. It has a white lady lying on her stomach on a bed with her feet up being her. She has black bobbed hair and a cigarette in the right hand. Her left hand lays on an open book which is face down and there's a handg in n right in front of her. She's wearing a black shirt, skirt and heels. The title of the movie on the poster had been replaced by the words FUCK MONDAY.
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Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 27/11/2023
Am I wrong because I like to use a soup spoon for everything. I'd be shunned at Downtown Abbey
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Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 27/11/2023
No, he's a prick. Big Yellow Taxi.
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Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 25/11/2023
All together now....
Picture of Fred Schneider from Pop act the B-52's music video for 'Love Shack'. He's a white male with short wavy fair hair with his mouth open standing behind a silver retro mic in a black jacket with red lapel. There's a pink speech bubble coming from his mouth with yellow writing that reads "FUCK SHED BABY".
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Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 23/11/2023
I've now imagined your pushchair with blades like the bad guys car in Grease.
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Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 23/11/2023
I think anyone who says that doesn't cross their mind is lying.
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Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 23/11/2023
BMW drivers are the best. 😂
Picture of a silver BMW parked on the line that separates 2 parking spaces ensuring no one can park beside it because their car is more precious than all the other cars.
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Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 23/11/2023
Off work today for a fun day of Santa shopping. Maybe one or two less beers would have been a good idea last night. Wish me luck. 😂
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Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 22/11/2023
Dreamweaver.
Picture of a white male with dark hair and glasses. He's standing on a stage and reading from a ring binder.
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Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 22/11/2023
And me her.
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Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 22/11/2023
Sorry T, I've been on an internet blackout at the behest of my wife tonight. Yes, I had a mask tonight but the bus was empty so took it off for the selfie.
Selfie of a white male with cropped black hair wearing a face mask in the style of the incredible Hulk's mouse and mouth.
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Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 22/11/2023
First time on a bus since the start of COVID. #backofthebus
Selfie of me on a bus, a white male with cropped dark hair and beard wearing a black t-shirt, green & black checked shirt and black coat. I'm smiling and over my shoulder you can see a street light through the back window of the bus.
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Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 22/11/2023
Thanks to @markreel.bsky.social for Marvel Midnight Suns which kept me up to 3am this morning. Work was a lot of fun today due to it, but at least I'm finished. Christmas market & Garth Marenghi you say. Don't mind if I do.
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Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 21/11/2023
Pedro Lima seems to have spotted something he likes.
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Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 21/11/2023
I had a mate who used to do the same in case a girl he liked asked for a light. 😂
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Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 21/11/2023
Anyone else apologize when they're asked for a lighter and don't have one. It's like saying sorry for not smoking, but I've always done it. 😂
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Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 20/11/2023
When I type in an email 'as per my previous email' just assume the 'ya fucking prick' is silent.
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Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 20/11/2023
Don't mind me P, it's just a habit to complain on a Monday at this point. 😂
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Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 20/11/2023
These Mondays Need Terminated
Logo in the style of the old TMNT logo on a white background. The small red banner at the top reads 'AH FUCK IT'S'

Bernie this is larger green arced writing it reads 'MONDAY'.
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