Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 06/01/2024@markreel.bsky.social Happy birthday to one of the greatest men I know. Hope it's a good one mate. 030
Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 11/12/2023@lafeeverte.bsky.social @oerstonsoells.bsky.social Lunchtime heaven. 130
Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 07/12/2023World you please, hold, the God damn hammering now. 000
Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 02/12/2023Cheers. Wish I could take the credit but Mrs Quint is the real genius behind it. 😂 010
Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 01/12/2023If they turn out like Fury he can keep churning them out. 😂 020
Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 01/12/2023Think he's supposed to do another Max with Hardy too. 120
Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 01/12/2023Fucking tuuuuune, and in Grosse Pointe Blank too. 010
Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 01/12/2023Me: I've dipped my balls in glitter honey. Wife: That's pretty nuts. 0144
Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 30/11/2023I think you're barking up the wrong tree to be honest. 020
Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 27/11/2023Police: I'm sorry to inform you but your son burned his school to the ground. Parents: Was it arson? Police: Yes, definitely your son. 170
Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 27/11/2023You would receive a sharp fork.stab to the back of the hand. 😂 100
Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 27/11/2023And that's still probably the last annoying thing about it. 000
Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 27/11/2023Certainly, coming out of it with a Mario Kart style boost. 😂 110
Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 27/11/2023Some things you never grow out of. I still feel like Vin Diesel in Fast & Furious when I'm pushing my trolley round Tesco and come to an empty aisle. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer 151
Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 27/11/2023This is going to sound really random but when I was younger a piece of coal falling off the shovel on my way to the fire used to really irritate me. So much so I'd put the shovel down by the fire and then go and retrieve the fallen piece to make sure it went on first. 😂 140
Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 27/11/2023Although using double speed if listening to them helps take the edge off. 010
Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 27/11/2023Currently crossing all fingers and toes for you. 😂 110
Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 27/11/2023Haven't been on much as struck down by the dreaded man flu again. Still feel like shit but some traditions need to be kept so I present.... 020
Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 27/11/2023Am I wrong because I like to use a soup spoon for everything. I'd be shunned at Downtown Abbey 220
Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 23/11/2023I've now imagined your pushchair with blades like the bad guys car in Grease. 240
Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 23/11/2023I think anyone who says that doesn't cross their mind is lying. 110
Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 23/11/2023Off work today for a fun day of Santa shopping. Maybe one or two less beers would have been a good idea last night. Wish me luck. 😂 020
Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 22/11/2023Sorry T, I've been on an internet blackout at the behest of my wife tonight. Yes, I had a mask tonight but the bus was empty so took it off for the selfie. 000
Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 22/11/2023First time on a bus since the start of COVID. #backofthebus 060
Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 22/11/2023Thanks to @markreel.bsky.social for Marvel Midnight Suns which kept me up to 3am this morning. Work was a lot of fun today due to it, but at least I'm finished. Christmas market & Garth Marenghi you say. Don't mind if I do. 010
Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 21/11/2023Pedro Lima seems to have spotted something he likes. 100
Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 21/11/2023I had a mate who used to do the same in case a girl he liked asked for a light. 😂 110
Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 21/11/2023Anyone else apologize when they're asked for a lighter and don't have one. It's like saying sorry for not smoking, but I've always done it. 😂 250
Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 20/11/2023When I type in an email 'as per my previous email' just assume the 'ya fucking prick' is silent. 0111
Captain Quint @captainquint.bsky.social · 20/11/2023Don't mind me P, it's just a habit to complain on a Monday at this point. 😂 110