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Captain Dolphineas Poppy 🇨🇦

@captainpoppy.bsky.social
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Fictional Sea Captain, raconteur and shanty slaughterer.

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Captain Dolphineas Poppy 🇨🇦 @captainpoppy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When you remove a picture from a 10 dollar frame you thrifted and find underneath the picture a hand stitched silk from the mid century Yunnan province which uses the rare "forbidden stitch" worth about 150 dollars, you are having a good antique run.
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Codfather #FBPE 🇫🇷🇪🇺 @codfather.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
😂 That's exactly how I feel
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Captain Dolphineas Poppy 🇨🇦 @captainpoppy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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BREAKING: The Annexation Papers. What Trump/Lutnick Actually Demanded From Canada Behind Closed Doors, Why It Was Never A Trade Deal, And Why He’s About To Enter The Find-Out Portion Of The Program
The snapback clause was the least offensive thing in that document. The verified list of American demands reads like articles of surrender. Now Carney is going to punch him in the mouth.
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Captain Dolphineas Poppy 🇨🇦 @captainpoppy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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Halifax Oddities & Curiosities Show on Instagram: "VENDOR PROFILE / YARG! ….’tis haunted primitive oddities you require? Welcome Captain Dolphineas Poppy’s Haunted Treasure to the Halifax Oddities & C...
6 likes, 0 comments - halifaxodditiesshow on August 23, 2026: "VENDOR PROFILE / YARG! ….’tis haunted primitive oddities you require? Welcome Captain Dolphineas Poppy’s Haunted Treasure to the Halifax ...
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Captain Dolphineas Poppy 🇨🇦 @captainpoppy.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I work nights because at my age between coffee, meditation and daily excercise, it takes me 1.5 hours to just start my day regulated and flexiable and awake. In a couple of years I'll retire so I can deadicate 3 hours in the process of waking up at the speed I enjoy.
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Captain Dolphineas Poppy 🇨🇦 @captainpoppy.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
The grapes I make my cooking wine with are popping out on my garage/workshop and the herb garden and berries are happy. Birds are chirping and my coffee's hot. I should cut the lawn in the back yard but ill go surfing instead. I am very greatfull.
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Captain Dolphineas Poppy 🇨🇦 @captainpoppy.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I love that when I come home from surfing, my mind some how happily places surfing in the acomplished task area. "I surfed all day, so now I get to have a treat and chill, no lawn for you sir". Lol, always listen to that voice.
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Captain Dolphineas Poppy 🇨🇦 @captainpoppy.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Well, berries are free for about the next month or so now while I "shop" in my backyard.
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Captain Dolphineas Poppy 🇨🇦 @captainpoppy.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
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Captain Dolphineas Poppy 🇨🇦 @captainpoppy.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I enjoy a nice near beer, but its even better with a shot of Tequila in it, I find.
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Captain Dolphineas Poppy 🇨🇦 @captainpoppy.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I feel that i am a orange, white, grey, black and auburn coloured sea otter. Thank you for your attention in this matter and good day.
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Captain Dolphineas Poppy 🇨🇦 @captainpoppy.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
The big paper show is coming and the Captain has treasures to move!
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Captain Dolphineas Poppy 🇨🇦 @captainpoppy.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Oooo yhe paper show is is soon and I have some vintage paper and posters that need new homes!
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Captain Dolphineas Poppy 🇨🇦 @captainpoppy.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Sorry I been away, mostly noodling on my guitar, is he dead yet?
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sakyabuni.bsky.social @sakyabuni.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Is it no wonder that in this surrealistic time that cartoonists are nailing it better than anyone!!!
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Captain Dolphineas Poppy 🇨🇦 @captainpoppy.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
How to collect coins. Drive a small car or hybrid/ eletric truck. When you see old metal thrown out on your travels pick it up. Take the metal to the salvage yard and buy an old silver coin with it. Once a year, dress like a pirate and play with your coins. This coin represents 400 lbs of steel. Lol
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Captain Dolphineas Poppy 🇨🇦 @captainpoppy.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
I am kind of over the moon about my latest thrift treasure. I set sail today in the good sloop Seaward ( my hybrid maverick) and found this treasure that's perfect for the vintage paper show this May.
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Trump's legacy will be a worldwide recession and endless suffering. TT: endofnewsnetwork
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Captain Dolphineas Poppy 🇨🇦 @captainpoppy.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Ok its an engraving from an older well used plate likely. Ok its water damaged. But dear god its a Rembrandt van Rijn, I thrifted a Rembrandt. Has to be Captain Poppy's treasure of the month, no?
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Captain Dolphineas Poppy 🇨🇦 @captainpoppy.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
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Captain Dolphineas Poppy 🇨🇦 @captainpoppy.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Forgive me but I have be given a mission to only reply to comments in Sponge Bob gifs. By me. I give myself this mission. Because... so there.
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Jesus H Christ @the890guy.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
So President Bone Spurs has begun the Epstein War.
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Anders Heger @andersheger.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
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Bill Cohen @zoeysdad1.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
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Captain Dolphineas Poppy 🇨🇦 @captainpoppy.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
One of me surf spots. No winter waves today, plus my daughter says I'm not to surf when there's ice on the rocks. Still a damn pretty ocean and I can't stay away and keep sane.
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Captain Dolphineas Poppy 🇨🇦 @captainpoppy.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
A poem, ahem Once Once there was a lanky old man who loved all black birds and sea weasels. Every morning when he woke up he continued to dream of the ocean. True story. By Captain Dolphineas Poppy
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Steve is refusing to go into work today, so I'm dragging him in myself.
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I’m not sure what he’s doing or where he’s going but it looks important. out of his way!
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🌊🏄BlueWaveSurfer🏄🌊 @bluewavesurfer.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
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The Intercept @theintercept.com · 09/02/2026
In one 30-minute stretch, three legal observers were arrested — as Trump’s Border czar Tom Homan calls on locals to “end the resistance.”
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“Uptick In Abductions”: ICE Ramps Up Targeting of Minneapolis Legal Observers
In one 30-minute stretch, three Minneapolis legal observers were arrested as ICE ramped up its targeting of community volunteers.
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Captain Dolphineas Poppy 🇨🇦 @captainpoppy.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I have a full time gig, but also do some metal scrapping and have a small antique stall. I am not rich but also I am not poor. I found this blender on the curb 5 years ago and I still use it today, its awesome. Why do people throw out working stuff? But is it partially why I am not poor I guess.
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Captain Dolphineas Poppy 🇨🇦 @captainpoppy.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Every month I will post a cool treasure I have found sailing my hybrid sloop through the rough thrifting seas. Some of the treasure I keep and some I sell from my treasure hole. This is a Tibetan thangka painting, an art form using mineral pigments on cotton or silk. Thrift treasue for Feb.
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Leah @leah.myatproto.social · 05/02/2026
Can't wait for the future where we grow all our stuff in tanks of microbes. And then throw our waste back into the goo to make new stuff. And repeat. #CircularEconomy #AgSky #ScienceSky #ChemSky 🧪 Susie named the bioreactor Shrek, which is a great name! engineering.missouri.edu/2026/lab-gro...
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Lab-grown algae removes microplastics from water
Professor Susie Dai has created a new kind of algae that grows in wastewater and can turn microplastics into biomass that is easy to collect and remove.
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Captain Dolphineas Poppy 🇨🇦 @captainpoppy.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
I firmly do not believe in past lives and yet everything points to me having been a sea otter. Thank you for your attention in this matter.
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InsideEVs @insideevs.com · 05/02/2026
It could usher in an era where electric vehicles present less of a fire risk and can better handle extreme temperatures. insideevs.com/news/786509/...
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The World’s First Sodium-Ion Battery EV Is A Winter Range Monster
It’s the beginning of a “dual chemistry era” as sodium-ion batteries have overcome all hurdles to enter mass production. ​
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Shimanti | Human Consequences @humanconsequences.com · 05/02/2026
So far …
Pictures of people referenced in the Epstein Files and their names below
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Captain Dolphineas Poppy 🇨🇦 @captainpoppy.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
I am hoping this was the appropriate empty Mole sauce jar to serve my Grinder pinotage in.
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Senator Bernie Sanders @sanders.senate.gov · 03/02/2026
When we talk about authoritarianism, it’s not just Donald Trump. Musk owns X Bezos owns Twitch Zuckerberg owns Instagram and Facebook Larry Ellison controls TikTok Billionaires increasingly control what we see, hear and read.
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Chicanatravels @chicanatravels.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
George Washington Carver developed 300 derivative products from peanuts among them cheese, milk, coffee, flour, ink, dyes, plastics, wood stains, soap, linoleum, medicinal oils and cosmetics. #BlackHistoryMonth
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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
BREAKING:
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br00t4c @br00t4c.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
It Was Epstein. The Entire Right-Wing Culture War youtube.com/watch?v=dXIz...
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It Was All Epstein. The Entire Right-Wing Culture War
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On the outside looking in @pauline001.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
I'm in shock of what I'm reading. bsky.app/profile/rage...
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Resistance Fighter #1 🇺🇸4 All #988 @debipenny24.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Here’s one from Aaron..
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Cheryl in Nova Scotia 🇨🇦🍁🍁 @minibubbly.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Please sign if you have not yet signed #Canadians only until February 3 to get 10,000 signatures Thank you.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 26/01/2026
Wow! This read-along of the NYT moment-by-moment leading to the murder of Alex Pretti should shake everyone awake. He was a Good Samaritan. Agents fired at least ten shots in roughly five seconds. DHS and Pam Bondi claim Pretti approached them armed and intent on a “massacre.”
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
We want to set the record so he is remembered for what he did. Alex put his body between a woman and imminent danger (murderous thugs(ICE)), and he lost his life.
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Captain Dolphineas Poppy 🇨🇦 @captainpoppy.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
I wish it was a world I where I felt my feed could be about boring people with my antique finds and my odd music again. I did however buy an antique cross bow which I'll try and restore. I might try and start picking up more old school off grid tools and etc. And 25 years worth of coffee....
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Jacqueline Sweet @jsweetli.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Alex Pretti, the man killed by federal agents today in Minneapolis, appears to have been a registered nurse, an athlete, a son and a brother, with ties to Colorado and Wisconsin. Here is a photo he used for several accounts.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
ALERT: A man has died after being shot by ICE in the Eat Street neighborhood of south Minneapolis. Video shows agent used a gun to hit the man multiple times in the head before the first shot is fired.
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Canadian Resistance 🇨🇦🇪🇺 @cdnresistance.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
“Canada doesn’t live because of the United States. Canada thrives because we are Canadian.” —Prime Minister Mark Carney
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