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Captain Dolphineas Poppy 🇨🇦

@captainpoppy.bsky.social
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Fictional Sea Captain, raconteur and shanty slaughterer.

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Captain Dolphineas Poppy 🇨🇦 @captainpoppy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When you remove a picture from a 10 dollar frame you thrifted and find underneath the picture a hand stitched silk from the mid century Yunnan province which uses the rare "forbidden stitch" worth about 150 dollars, you are having a good antique run.
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Captain Dolphineas Poppy 🇨🇦 @captainpoppy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Fsm Spaghetti
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Captain Dolphineas Poppy 🇨🇦 @captainpoppy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Harpy Bee Day!
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Captain Dolphineas Poppy 🇨🇦 @captainpoppy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I could try but I am not sure I could love this more then I already do. Rolf.
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Captain Dolphineas Poppy 🇨🇦 @captainpoppy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Captain Dolphineas Poppy 🇨🇦 @captainpoppy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Captain Dolphineas Poppy 🇨🇦 @captainpoppy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Captain Dolphineas Poppy 🇨🇦 @captainpoppy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Captain Dolphineas Poppy 🇨🇦 @captainpoppy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Guillotine Execution Device Against Sky
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Codfather #FBPE 🇫🇷🇪🇺 @codfather.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
😂 That's exactly how I feel
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Captain Dolphineas Poppy 🇨🇦 @captainpoppy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
🇨🇦 Bessent is in fact a small dog. We Canadains are merely moving on to other trade partners and changing our value added industries while he is the one doing all the yapping. 🇨🇦
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Captain Dolphineas Poppy 🇨🇦 @captainpoppy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
❤️
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Captain Dolphineas Poppy 🇨🇦 @captainpoppy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I think the US dollar might be like that as well.
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Captain Dolphineas Poppy 🇨🇦 @captainpoppy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Cute Raccoon Surprise from Couch
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Captain Dolphineas Poppy 🇨🇦 @captainpoppy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Captain Dolphineas Poppy 🇨🇦 @captainpoppy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Plamf
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Captain Dolphineas Poppy 🇨🇦 @captainpoppy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Rolf
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Captain Dolphineas Poppy 🇨🇦 @captainpoppy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
.... is wig powder still safe though?
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Captain Dolphineas Poppy 🇨🇦 @captainpoppy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Gosh, i wonder how much scrap copper is in one of those doggos...asking for a friend....
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Captain Dolphineas Poppy 🇨🇦 @captainpoppy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I have stop using google maps and Gemini. Thinking hard about how I can degoogle my email and phone.
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Captain Dolphineas Poppy 🇨🇦 @captainpoppy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
My corgi would have conned who was ever close by to lift the tire.
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Captain Dolphineas Poppy 🇨🇦 @captainpoppy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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Donald Trump's Signature Dance Moves
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Captain Dolphineas Poppy 🇨🇦 @captainpoppy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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Donald Trump's Signature Dance Moves
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Captain Dolphineas Poppy 🇨🇦 @captainpoppy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
They have my business.
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Captain Dolphineas Poppy 🇨🇦 @captainpoppy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Pirate Standing on a Mast in the Water
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Captain Dolphineas Poppy 🇨🇦 @captainpoppy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Ghost Ghosted: Collapsing Animation
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Captain Dolphineas Poppy 🇨🇦 @captainpoppy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Hey Guys Casper The Friendly Ghost
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Captain Dolphineas Poppy 🇨🇦 @captainpoppy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Just wondering if America can please just flush the toilet.
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Captain Dolphineas Poppy 🇨🇦 @captainpoppy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Captain Dolphineas Poppy 🇨🇦 @captainpoppy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Rolf
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Captain Dolphineas Poppy 🇨🇦 @captainpoppy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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BREAKING: The Annexation Papers. What Trump/Lutnick Actually Demanded From Canada Behind Closed Doors, Why It Was Never A Trade Deal, And Why He’s About To Enter The Find-Out Portion Of The Program
The snapback clause was the least offensive thing in that document. The verified list of American demands reads like articles of surrender. Now Carney is going to punch him in the mouth.
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Captain Dolphineas Poppy 🇨🇦 @captainpoppy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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Halifax Oddities & Curiosities Show on Instagram: "VENDOR PROFILE / YARG! ….’tis haunted primitive oddities you require? Welcome Captain Dolphineas Poppy’s Haunted Treasure to the Halifax Oddities & C...
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Captain Dolphineas Poppy 🇨🇦 @captainpoppy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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Colorful Balloon Pop Animation
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Captain Dolphineas Poppy 🇨🇦 @captainpoppy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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Colorful Balloon Pop Animation
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Captain Dolphineas Poppy 🇨🇦 @captainpoppy.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
What of we tried books and funded education?
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Captain Dolphineas Poppy 🇨🇦 @captainpoppy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Proppedup by your tax money.
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Captain Dolphineas Poppy 🇨🇦 @captainpoppy.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I work nights because at my age between coffee, meditation and daily excercise, it takes me 1.5 hours to just start my day regulated and flexiable and awake. In a couple of years I'll retire so I can deadicate 3 hours in the process of waking up at the speed I enjoy.
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Captain Dolphineas Poppy 🇨🇦 @captainpoppy.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Dont buy the car
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Captain Dolphineas Poppy 🇨🇦 @captainpoppy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
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Donald Trump Dancing on Stage
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Captain Dolphineas Poppy 🇨🇦 @captainpoppy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
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Donald Trump Toilet
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Captain Dolphineas Poppy 🇨🇦 @captainpoppy.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
The grapes I make my cooking wine with are popping out on my garage/workshop and the herb garden and berries are happy. Birds are chirping and my coffee's hot. I should cut the lawn in the back yard but ill go surfing instead. I am very greatfull.
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Captain Dolphineas Poppy 🇨🇦 @captainpoppy.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I for one will welcome our new overlords
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Captain Dolphineas Poppy 🇨🇦 @captainpoppy.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I was in unversity in the 80s. I still surf but I also wear compression socks.... just not while I'm surfing...yet...I am 35 ... I think. Look the key to all of this is avoiding mirrors and this kind of evil birth math for the most part. Remember, no math, no mirrors.
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Captain Dolphineas Poppy 🇨🇦 @captainpoppy.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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Man Inflates Giant Balloon
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Captain Dolphineas Poppy 🇨🇦 @captainpoppy.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I love that when I come home from surfing, my mind some how happily places surfing in the acomplished task area. "I surfed all day, so now I get to have a treat and chill, no lawn for you sir". Lol, always listen to that voice.
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Captain Dolphineas Poppy 🇨🇦 @captainpoppy.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
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Tugce Tuğçe: Balloon Pop Animation
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Captain Dolphineas Poppy 🇨🇦 @captainpoppy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
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It Means They Have A Very Very Very Very Small Dick South Park
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Captain Dolphineas Poppy 🇨🇦 @captainpoppy.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Well, berries are free for about the next month or so now while I "shop" in my backyard.
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Captain Dolphineas Poppy 🇨🇦 @captainpoppy.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
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Captain Dolphineas Poppy 🇨🇦 @captainpoppy.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
She looks like a Celt. Cleo the Celt.
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