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Captain Obvious 💯

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Fuck Twitter & Elon Musk I welcome new friends, but not douchebag blue checks from Xcrement. No DMs from: • Crypto, Donation, and foreign scammers • Illuminati BS • Relationship scammers or onlyfans whores…. 🚨🚨I will report ALL of you shitheads! 🚨🚨

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Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
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Sarcastic Raccoon: Good, Good Meme
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Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Yea I don’t even bother anymore. It’s pointless at this point, it’s just blue check opportunistic people trying to making money off of rage baiting.
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Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
😅
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Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Well the regular season results were kind of dead giveaway. 😂😂
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Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I told you so. Lol
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Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
What did I say? 😂😂😂
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Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
OKC obliterated them in the regular season…. OKC in 4 or 5.
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Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
That was with a healthy Durant though. Without Durant, it wasn’t certain.
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Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
OKC in 4.
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Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
It’s only 2 weeks people. Let’s not get excited. 🙄 Then again, we don’t even know if he is telling the truth anyway.
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Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Fake. All AI videos only.
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Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Welp…. That pretty much guarantees the next 10 years full of more “terrorist” attacks for us sadly. Why do we as citizens allow this to keep happening to us? But no, we just blame the terrorists and double down. 🙄
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Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
It’s a giant cesspool.
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Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
First it’s DOGE checks, then it was tariff checks, now it’s health care checks…. Man we are going to be rolling in the dough aren’t we? FOH you fucking magamorons, none of this is happening and it never will.
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Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
The problem isn’t politicians, it’s the people who keep voting like this. I blame independents mostly, they don’t really understand what’s going on and think with their feelings rather than common sense.
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Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
This sums up U.S. Elections perfectly.
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Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
When do the personal lawsuits start coming in against these government officials?
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Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
That’s really all you can hope for.
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Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
I mean we already knew this, this is exactly what shithead republican voters wanted. Duh. 🙄
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Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Obama 2028 it is. ☺️
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Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Obama 2028 it is. ☺️
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Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
The free filing on IRS website only applies to those making less than $75k.
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Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
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a man is laying on a couch with the words that 's a shame written above him
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Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Dick Cheney is dead. #thedickisdead
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a man is laying on a couch with the words that 's a shame written above him
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Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
So pissed at the Blue Jays for blowing that’s shit. The dodger fans are straight hypocrites.
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Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
This is the guy they are betting will win in 2028?
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 28/10/2025
Mike Johnson describes Trump’s mental decline and unhinged behavior.
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Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
It’s always funny listening to hypocritical Dodgers fans cheer for Mookie Betts. #dodgersfans #hypocrites #worldseries
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Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Just waiting for the Dodgers to fucking lose. 🥱
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Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Houston Rockets looked really good tonight!!! I’m loving’ it!! 🏀🤘
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Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
And now you are realizing how many apps you have that use AWS. 🤔
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
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Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
I’m only interested in red state no king marches, that’s where it really matters.
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Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
🤣🤣
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Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
He is using the shutdown as a bullshit reason now.
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Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Until you see the spiders there. 😂😂😂
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Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Fucking grifter
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Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
We understand you want to take the high road, but we are way past that now. Just sue him. He isn’t going to budge because he wants to take away healthcare subsidies for millions of citizens to help leverage the tax cuts for billionaires.
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Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
We will have so much work to do after the 2028 (even 2026) election in order to fix all of this. It’s going to feel like raising the titanic.
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Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
What did he bend down to pick up? How did they know he would be there?
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Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Classic. 😂😂😂
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Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Can the liberals get together a project 2029 plan perhaps? It seems no one took project 2025 seriously.
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Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
The Astros doing bullshit stuff right now… maybe they’ll stop this bullshit stuff starting tomorrow.
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Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
You can’t block everyone you simply don’t agree with or who may have differing opinions than you. That’s called living in a world with blinders on & that’s not a way to live, because there is no such thing as living in a bubble utopia. Engagement is built on differences, not yes men.
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Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
58 that are in safe districts.
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Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
They should have all just voted NV. Yea or Nay they would have been criticized.
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Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
I would have been one of the NV’s. I’m not playing into that gotcha vote game. Yea or Nay, you’re an asshole either way.
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Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
It was a gotcha trap vote setup by republicans. You’re an asshole either way. I would have just voted present.
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Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
I honestly don’t think Trump is on it sadly. If he was then why didn’t Biden release the files showing him on them, it would have helped for the 2024 election. I have a feeling this all fluff to get us not focusing on the real issues here.
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Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
A bear in the woods? How is that a surprise?
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