Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 20/01/2026This sums up U.S. Elections perfectly. 1124
Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 17/08/2025This dude is a fucking clown. Cant take actual debate and chooses to think with his emotions instead of using reality and facts. Shitlibs = people who don’t think his way only What a douche. 040
Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 17/08/2025He doesn’t have the authority to do so so it really isn’t a thing. He barely has the authority in D.C. it’s all a distraction and you fell for it. Congrats. 300
Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 31/07/2025Everybody making all of these trades before the deadline…. #builtforthis #astros 160
Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 29/07/2025Trump could admit he’s on the list and his followers would still not believe it 😆😆😆 #trumpepstein #epsteinfiles #trump 070
Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 07/07/2025Astros take care of business in LA #builtforthis #astros #htown 2121
Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 17/03/2025This is about the stupidest shit I’ve see on here so far. We don’t need bullshit like this on here. If I added you, it is for a fucking reason. Not everybody is a fucking NPC bot. 172
Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 02/03/2025Sums up the Zelenskyy ambush conference perfectly by Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy. 020
Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 25/02/2025This is too perfect! Outside of a Tesla Dealership in SF. And guess what, I’m all out of bubblegum! 😉 #theylive #elon #trump #billionaires #criminals 031
Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 24/02/2025That’s because many of us know what’s actually going on here. 000
Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 14/01/2025Miltary. 😂😂😂 #miltary #spelling #illiterate #spellcheck 071
Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 11/01/2025#fragileego #trump #gulfofmexico #felon 070
Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 26/12/2024These spam porn accounts think they slick. 🖕 #fuckonlyfans #spamporn 061
Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 23/12/2024Elon backs perverts and pedophiles. Fuck you Elon. 🗣️🖕 050
Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 08/12/2024#assisination #healthcaresucks #healthinsurance 020
Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 05/12/2024#magablocklist #addtoblocklist #dontengage #magamorons #magaclowns #trump 000
Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Found a good one to block. Share it to the magamoron block lists. 000
Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 18/11/2024Does it mean the Astros colors will change? If that’s the case that Father’s Day blue uniforms would look pretty sweet. 100
Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 18/11/2024How it feels going into a twitter posting filled with blue checks… 020
Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 17/11/2024He won’t do any good, tax cuts for the super wealthy incoming, which will lead to a crashed economy. Trump is still the same old Republican playbook. 000
Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 17/11/2024The lie detector determined that is a lie 130