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Captain Obvious 💯

@captainobviously.bsky.social
6.4K followers 16K following 914 posts

Fuck Twitter & Elon Musk I welcome new friends, but not douchebag blue checks from Xcrement. No DMs from: • Crypto, Donation, and foreign scammers • Illuminati BS • Relationship scammers or onlyfans whores…. 🚨🚨I will report ALL of you shitheads! 🚨🚨

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Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
This sums up U.S. Elections perfectly.
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Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
🤔
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Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
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Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
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Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
This dude is a fucking clown. Cant take actual debate and chooses to think with his emotions instead of using reality and facts. Shitlibs = people who don’t think his way only What a douche.
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Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
He doesn’t have the authority to do so so it really isn’t a thing. He barely has the authority in D.C. it’s all a distraction and you fell for it. Congrats.
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Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
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Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Everybody making all of these trades before the deadline…. #builtforthis #astros
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Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Trump could admit he’s on the list and his followers would still not believe it 😆😆😆 #trumpepstein #epsteinfiles #trump
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Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Release the files.
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Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Astros take care of business in LA #builtforthis #astros #htown
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Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Not the sharpie. 💀
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Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
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Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
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Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
This is about the stupidest shit I’ve see on here so far. We don’t need bullshit like this on here. If I added you, it is for a fucking reason. Not everybody is a fucking NPC bot.
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Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
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Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
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Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Sums up the Zelenskyy ambush conference perfectly by Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy.
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Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
This is too perfect! Outside of a Tesla Dealership in SF. And guess what, I’m all out of bubblegum! 😉 #theylive #elon #trump #billionaires #criminals
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Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
That’s because many of us know what’s actually going on here.
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Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Perfect comment. Fuck that dude.
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Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
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Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
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Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Welp… we did it to ourselves really.
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Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Miltary. 😂😂😂 #miltary #spelling #illiterate #spellcheck
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Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
#fragileego #trump #gulfofmexico #felon
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Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
These spam porn accounts think they slick. 🖕 #fuckonlyfans #spamporn
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Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Elon backs perverts and pedophiles. Fuck you Elon. 🗣️🖕
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Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
#assisination #healthcaresucks #healthinsurance
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Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
#magablocklist #addtoblocklist #dontengage #magamorons #magaclowns #trump
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Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Add him
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Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Add him
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Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Add him
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Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Found a good one to block. Share it to the magamoron block lists.
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Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
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Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
😒
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Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Nah.
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Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Basically.
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Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
🥺😏
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Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Just some random meme. 😏
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Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Does it mean the Astros colors will change? If that’s the case that Father’s Day blue uniforms would look pretty sweet.
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Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
We already know it’s coming.
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Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
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Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
How it feels going into a twitter posting filled with blue checks…
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Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
He won’t do any good, tax cuts for the super wealthy incoming, which will lead to a crashed economy. Trump is still the same old Republican playbook.
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Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
The lie detector determined that is a lie
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Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Fuck you Elon!
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